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    As a student of dance, I was having a discussion about my favourite dancer with a partner (I would like to put the dancer in Room Lovely). By way of introducing a very funny friend to this site and remembering I had posted a link, imagine my horror at finding it no longer worked because of 'copyright infringement'. So after some searching I have found him again here (in the 'target' shirt), on 50 seconds.

     

    I would also put in time travel. I used this to appear in the video, on 1 minute 35 seconds, (wearing a yellow T-shirt and cardigan) pointing at the groover, just to make sure we all know who I mean. You may recognise me from my avatar.

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    Have some of this...

     

     

    See above

     

    Kuntz

    Not strictly on topic, but naughty/body part non-goalkeeping footballer names it is.

     

    How about Toe knee Wood cock? Or, and I can scarcely contain my titters here, Knickerless Butt?

    I have clicked on the link and it comes up, 'this video is unavailable in your country', which is most frustrating. Was it this by any chance? Some people just go too far :rolleyes: .

     

    Shouldn't this nonsense be moved to the football thread, and/or those responsible banned for life.

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    With all this talk, comparing Tony Curtis and Paul Newman, we seem to forget that we are discussing who is better at pretending to be who they are not. Did Paul Newman own a splendid hair piece? Was he in the Persuaders? Was he an Artist extraordinaire? There are hidden depths to this man. Also for DL purposes Mr. Curtis is still alive.

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    Only a ray clemency plea from UN peace envoys xzandra, Vaagheid and BC Alum can save them now.

    :rolleyes: TAFKAG, I'll try and keeper this on topic. Do you think when the lever or trigger is given a paul, robinason of a father, a goal has been achieved? Or should a trench be dug, filled with alcohol, I would choose Gordons, banks high enough to prevent escape to victory, then throw in a match? Then we could watch the magnificent ditchburn. Oh, I am such a buffon, to be frank. Swift ly moving on...etc.

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    Incidentally I look remarkably like my AV but with a little more hair.

    Me too.

     

    (My avatar, not yours.)

     

    I thought that was you!

     

    I seem to have a face that reminds people of other people. That coupled with the fact that complete strangers seem to feel the need to talk to me, has lead to some interesting moments.

     

    I started off well as a teenage James Dean, moved on to Claude François, now a debauched Roger Daltrey. Why people feel the need to tell me this I don't know. There has been others, but less 'flattering' or I had never heard of them.

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    While on the subject, why should 'the man' have to tug out partially passed (half in, half out) sanitary towels out of the dog's arse? They weren't mine. Same goes for straw, grass and compacted bone which came out 'breach'. Great fundament impersonation of Mick Jagger/Jade Goody though.

     

    Cabinet locks and locking trashcans are beautiful things. :(

     

    You are of course right, I'll send her down the shops to get one :blink:. It'll be strange to have a locking trashcan when we don't have locks on any of our doors.

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