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No thats a different friend. He tells me that I've offended her twice. The first time (which I spoke of before) was a misunderstanding. The second time I was joking with my friend about people from Ellon. The would-be mother-in-law is from Ellon... I think I'm off the wedding guest list already, and its not due to take place until 2012. A good while ago I went on recommendation to a newly opened curry house in Ellon. For some reason I still remember the waiter's reply to my inquiry as to the availability of dessert: "Gulab FIT??" They're not that cultured out there.

But.....but........you're the GEORGE BEST of dead pooling!!!! But if I duck out of my lad's party then I may be just as dead as George Best when I get home! Now that's not fair! We don't drink that much at DLCon.

Not sure what to think of that. Seems plain as day to me.

LOL - special guest status would be fitting but we will have to ask NAP. I'm sure it's going to happen again on the 30th October. Same place as DL Con III will do (that's not the place you found us on DL Con's I & II). Well I couldn't on the 30th of October. The 23rd would be all right and so would the 13th of November. The 6th of November might be a bit tricky. Do you really want Bellender to come? He can be a bit overbearing at times.

Personally knowing quite a number of illegitimate gentlemen of the bituminous headgear sporting variety, I can confirm that a great majority of them are only really interested in 1) Getting promoted so they can earn more money, and 2) Getting as much time off as possible. The bent bastards are the inquiry commissions, public prosecuters and the like who make sure that next to no allegations of police brutality ever end in a prosecution. Here in the Fatherland it's not unheard of for it to be impossible to identify an officer because he has a big helmet on and no visible number.

Will you provide a source, or should I delete this useless and uninformative post immediately?

Who? Well it wasn't me, if that's what you're insinuating.

Older viewers will doubtless be delighted to hear that deathlist.net's best known Little Man Enthusiast (she of the avatar) will be producing her very own little man or perhaps lady in a few months. To be named Edwin, or Pickles. Presumably.

I suppose so. I'll get Bellender on to it.

A grumpy Antichristmas to one and all! Noise on earth and badwill to all men.

Well the garlic eating war criminals managed to beat the sausage eating... er... Germans. If I were that ref, I'd have let Serbia win too, if only to save my own life.

I didn't know Joe Stone was dead, I'll look into that, but I'm not entirely convinced that Hewlett is dead. The only report I've seen was in The Sun, which doesn't qualify as a valid obit for the HDP.

I'm in the middle of updating the site. I have to be up early tomorrow so I'll do the rest tomorrow evening. The scoreboard is up to date, DDT doing exceptionally well. Ronnie James Dio died on my birthday which earned a nice bonus for a couple of people. I revised SttG's score downwards as I clearly forgot that Michael Foot was never Prime Minister.

5 seconds to go and I'm still pending. I hope that doesn't matter.

Still plenty of support for the idea of bumping her off it would seem, judging by that audience's applause.

Terry Wogan, obviously. Brian Blessed or James Robertson Justice?

Gosh, and I thought Germany was up the creek.

I'm thinking about it. Couldn't do any worse than on Xpert 11. How long do I have to decide?

Eh?

Have a relatively unpleasant birthday Star Crossed you grumpy old git!

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability. Daddy or chips? Chips. Obviously. Cannon or Ball? Same here. The Germans can't make a sandwich or a gratin or anything else involving cheese without smothering it with nasty young Gouda. Mind you Cheddar on a pizza or a lasagne is also pretty nasty. Ball, as long as it's Johnny or Sir George-Thomas Thalben-. Zoe is all right too. Wilson, Keppel or Betty?

Squints eyes .. Firefox And I have spoken. Fire at the fox, escape the net, or go exploring. If you fire at the fox and miss there will be a bullet fired at you. If you escape the net you will fall about 20 feet. If you go exploring it will be exploring the waters .. as you will be swimming from Alcatraz to the shore. I have always wondered if they made it. BS, ask a question Ask a question every time. ultraboeotian or infrabancetian?

Gutterus rutilus Spiritless Hosiery's average score's two mistakes in each line. Not many points for that ultraboeotian infrabancetian asinine rhyme.

It makes mention that people with allergies should avoid eating Squid Fish [sic]. Learned, as we are, about all things squid, I'd avoid whatever kind of ungodly piscine/cephalopod chimera she ate. It was probably spawned in some radioactive dumping ground at the bottom of the pacific. I also love this quote too: There was an unfortunate young woman of Kottegoda, who inadvertently consumed a rotten great loada curried squid-fish (sic) which ill-advised dish quick- -ly led to the untimely demise of that unfortunate young woman of Kottegoda There once was a man name of Nap whose limerick left a large gap when he wrote of a squid and I'm sorry he did cause his poetry made him a sap Philistine.

It makes mention that people with allergies should avoid eating Squid Fish [sic]. Learned, as we are, about all things squid, I'd avoid whatever kind of ungodly piscine/cephalopod chimera she ate. It was probably spawned in some radioactive dumping ground at the bottom of the pacific. I also love this quote too: There was an unfortunate young woman of Kottegoda, who inadvertently consumed a rotten great loada curried squid-fish (sic) which ill-advised dish quick- -ly led to the untimely demise of that unfortunate young woman of Kottegoda