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A well known German satirical magazine is in trouble for satirising His Holiness. Halleluia! The leak has been found! He's fairly pissed off, I'm told.

Yes.

As I recall, the rules state there is a bonus for being guilty of Crimes Against Humanity In Notapotato's Opinion. I don't recall being asked.

Currently watching the Fort on Twitter getting thrashed by Formartine. 4:0 with about 10 minutes to go.

That could be considered a win by the Fort's current standards.

That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

I expect I'll be attending if no lucrative work gets in the way. I can get there and back on the train for 58 EUR if I book well enough in advance.

Fort 0 Rothes 0 That's a point for them if I'm very much mistaken.

Me three, but I've 'unfriended' him. It's all he deserves after what he wrote about Josie Long.

I noticed that too.

Match the Death to the minor American Poet

Have you considered offering to play? I don't think you'd have to be very good.

Had him on my DDP last year. The bugger. I tell a lie, it was 2010. He's still a bugger.

Had him on my DDP last year. The bugger.

I understand it now. Each vertical column is the potential score after each consecutive death. I wish I'd done it that way instead of just changing the numbers in one column every time.

That seems to be very much in the Spirit of the Hartlepool Deadlypool, in that it is completely incomprehensible. Don't forget to be belligerently arbitrary as well. Help me please: in what order did those four die?

Are you sure you're calculating the scores correctly? Remember: when a candidate dies, the remaining ones have their score shifted up or down accordingly. So that if they all die in the right order, they all get 50 points.

Since when can Fox be considered an acceptable news source?

Apparently there were no rules in 2011. Here are the 2010 ones. And here is the scoring system.

Well this is jolly isn't it? Do people want the Deadlyboard back online? Doesn't really seem necessary. It can all be done here. I'll post the rules and the scoring system for you to argue about as soon as I can find them. It'll be the 2011 ones.

Do we really need a new thread for this every year? Seems a bit senseless to me.

Did I mention that there won't be a Hartlepool Deadlypool in 2012? I'm sorry but Bellender has far too many other more important things to do.

I thought it said "outrage". I've turned the Deadlyboard back on just in case.

Cesaria Evora has died. I remember bringing her name up at a DeathCon a couple of years back when Rotten Ali came up with a list of countries he didn't have candidates from. Cape Verde was one of them.

Isn't that a bit like saying "Lock up Charlie Manson"?