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Tuber Mirum

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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    That seems to be very much in the Spirit of the Hartlepool Deadlypool, in that it is completely incomprehensible. Don't forget to be belligerently arbitrary as well. Help me please: in what order did those four die?
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Are you sure you're calculating the scores correctly? Remember: when a candidate dies, the remaining ones have their score shifted up or down accordingly. So that if they all die in the right order, they all get 50 points.
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    Predict The Paper 2012

    Since when can Fox be considered an acceptable news source?
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Apparently there were no rules in 2011. Here are the 2010 ones. And here is the scoring system.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Well this is jolly isn't it? Do people want the Deadlyboard back online? Doesn't really seem necessary. It can all be done here. I'll post the rules and the scoring system for you to argue about as soon as I can find them. It'll be the 2011 ones.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Do we really need a new thread for this every year? Seems a bit senseless to me.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Did I mention that there won't be a Hartlepool Deadlypool in 2012? I'm sorry but Bellender has far too many other more important things to do.
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    Possible Deathlist Outage

    I thought it said "outrage". I've turned the Deadlyboard back on just in case.
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    The Dead Of 2011

    Cesaria Evora has died. I remember bringing her name up at a DeathCon a couple of years back when Rotten Ali came up with a list of countries he didn't have candidates from. Cape Verde was one of them.
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    Johannes Heesters

    Isn't that a bit like saying "Lock up Charlie Manson"?
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    Johannes Heesters

    By the grace of God, Heesters makes it to 108. The concert he had planned for his birthday has been postponed but is due to be rescheduled for some time within the next 10 years.
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    Johannes Heesters

    Except that he isn't German. The Bild "newspaper" (Your first stop for inaccurate sensationalist bullshit) is running with this headline today: Sick Heesters (107) promises he'll make it to 108.
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    Room 101

    Well rock cake doesn't contain rocks in very much the same way that Battenberg cake doesn't contain Prince Phillip.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Onwards and Upwards!
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    Forum Software Upgrade

    I miss the thread subtitles. A lot of creative thought went into them and now they seem to be gone.
  16. You've spelt "roll call" wrong.

    Or I'm missing some joke.

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    Room 101

    The dialect of the North East of Scotland is a product of millennia of culture and inbreeding tradition. American "English" isn't.
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    Room 101

    It all makes perfect sense to me. And entertaining reading.
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    Death List Convention

    Bruges strikes me as a lovely idea. That film was brilliant.
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    Room 101

    I think it's a perfectly normal reaction. An honest way of saying "I don't know anything about that so let's talk about something else". Certainly preferable to trying to bluff your way though a conversation where you could potentially embarrass yourself. They say the cleverest people are those who know what it is that they don't know.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2011

    I do believe I have a hit. Unique too! If ever proof were needed of the necessity for punctuation:
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    Death List Convention

    Sounds good to me. Are we talking about this year? Because there isn't really much left of August. If so, the 22nd or 29th of October would be fine for me, or the 12th of November. The 5th too at a pinch. Otherwise I daresay August 2012 would be all right.
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    The Dead Of 2011

    Vicco von B├╝low, great German humourist, better known as Loriot has died.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries, Etc...

    Happy birthday Josco! Who's still here who remembers the days when we two were the top posters on the forum?
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    Quiz Time

    Bloody hell!!!!! Bruges? No wonder I couldn't find you, I thought it was in London. Yeah. We kinda, like, wanted to be alone, y'know.

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