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    Quiz Time

    Kubrick? Probably way too obvious... In a way even warmer, but still not right.
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    Quiz Time

    Arthur C. Clarke is sort of warm, in a way.
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    Quiz Time

    I can see where you're coming from Josco, but no.
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    Quiz Time

    Here's a quiz: Whose socks are these?
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    Room 101

    I do apologise for saying that, Hein. I'm sure you are a very nice and friendly person. Which part of Germany do you live in? It seems you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't live in Germany. I live in the Netherlands, a few hundred kilometers north and west from the Original Poster, Notapotato. If you were to call me a lippy Dutch thug I wouldn't mind much, as being lippy is an integral part of being Dutch. regards, Hein Oh dear Hein, you are behind the times! I now live about 400Km to the east of you, and very slightly north. Although I will admit my current location is way, way south of there, thank goodness.
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    Room 101

    Dunno. Was the goose armed and dangerous? regards, Hein If you're going to be REALLY fucking stupid enough to discharge an air rifle in a public park, then you deserve to be fucking JAILED, not fined. PRICK!!!!! There was only me and my cousin in the park when I shot the bird. Why did you have a gun with you while visiting the park with a seven year old? Would you call yourself a positive role-model? And how did you manage to hit a goose on the ground while shooting "in the air"? Are you extremely uncoordinated? Your statements certainly are. And who fined you if there were only the two of you there? Did, as if by magic, a park keeper appear? I put it to you that you are a shite-talking utter dickhead. I put it to you that you are a lippy German thug who wants a good smack. The goose was flying when I fired my gun. I often go in the park - but I don't usually take my gun. Canada geese are very aggressive - and it is a known fact that gunshots scare them off. I got fined when I went to the police station. I wasn't arrested - I went of my own accord. Well it's a few years since I lived in Glasgow, but I can imagine it might be some people in certain parts of the South Side's idea of a nice afternoon out to take the kids down to the park to shoot at geese. If you were taking any care of the lad at all, you would have made sure he didn't go anywhere near any geese and definitely didn't try to feed them And as far as I'm aware, an air rifle doesn't really make much noise. You'd have done better, if your intention really was to frighten them off, with a popgun or just clapping your hands and shouting "boo!" I won't disagree with your calling me a lippy German thug though, because I like the idea of being thought of that way.
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    Room 101

    Dunno. Was the goose armed and dangerous? regards, Hein If you're going to be REALLY fucking stupid enough to discharge an air rifle in a public park, then you deserve to be fucking JAILED, not fined. PRICK!!!!! There was only me and my cousin in the park when I shot the bird. Why did you have a gun with you while visiting the park with a seven year old? Would you call yourself a positive role-model? And how did you manage to hit a goose on the ground while shooting "in the air"? Are you extremely uncoordinated? Your statements certainly are. And who fined you if there were only the two of you there? Did, as if by magic, a park keeper appear? I put it to you that you are a shite-talking utter dickhead.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Grunch Road. Free to read online. Not read it myself yet like, but it's by one of that growing tribe of Authors Who are Also Deathlisters, so it deserves our support.
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    Rupert Murdoch

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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    The version I always used to listen to was the audio one from Monty Python's Previous Record. Here's the first transcription I found with Google. Plain as the nose on your face.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed". Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.
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    Terry Pratchett

    He's on the cover of New Humanist Anyone read it?
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    Room 101

    In Fraserburgh, possibly. Windsor's certainly an arsehole, not sure if he's representative of Fraserburgh in general? Windsor tries hard, but you can tell he's a decent soul deep down.
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    Room 101

    In Fraserburgh, possibly.
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    Room 101

    Those pathetic, poisoned individuals that write sex comments on videos for kids on YouTube. That is so sick! Do some people do that? That's not nice at all! At the risk of getting nailed to something: Why can't people just be kind to each other?
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    Room 101

    You won't be seeing me in Sainsbury's anytime soon. It's nearly 10 years since I was in a WalMart. I remember the occasion well, since it was a Tuesday in September 2001. They had a big TV department. I also remember what I thought at the time. No particular connection, I just thought I'd mention it.
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    End Times - The Rapture

    Apparently lots of people prayed to God for it not to happen and it was granted. Here's why we needn't feel sorry for those blithering, dribbling idiots who believed in it.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries, Etc...

    Thank you! You are all most kind.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Bellender's currently busy doing my tax returns for the past two years. When he's finished I'll see he gets on to it immediately.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Hurraah! And to think Turriff beat Aberdeen only 2 days ago. Won't get FW off the bottom of the table though.
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    Fort William Football Club

    3:0 after 30 minutes! Could this be the beginning of the beginning?
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    Fort William Football Club

    Fort 1:0 up against Turriff after only 6 minutes. C'mon the Fort!
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    Uk Voting Reform Referendum

    Or, expressed in constituencies (as it would be in a general election under FPTP), a 98.5% share of the vote. Same difference.
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    Football

    Venlo is a bit of a dump. Actually it is literally quite a good dump as when I lived in Mönchengladbach I used to visit the junkyard in Venlo to get spare parts for my car, possibly the only good thing about the place.
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