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    Former classmate of Ian Brown has stated in court that Brown is talking bollocks

    ok he didn't use those words, he just said that Talbot never showed the class gay pornography, instead it was a film about child birth.

     

     

    So, we need some common sense. I'm assuming a class full of Manc head cases, probs already under the influence of summat they took at break time, and the one thing we might usefully assume about Talbot's movie is that at some point a hand was inserted in a bodily orifice, beyond which the conflicting testimony - sort of - makes sense.

     

    I think perhaps he needs to be able to differentiate the difference between pornography and a social education documentary about reproduction.

    I vaguely remember the one we were shown. Naked couple (couldn't see any genitalia. And you could only see the breasts from the side view and her forearm was obscurring any sight of the nipple. And when they showed the part about penetration, it switched to a computer graphic image.

    I remember the horrified faces of some of the girls in our class when they showed the actual birth scene, yet 75% of those were ones that got pregnant by the time they were 18.

     

    We didn't even get a video. Just one Biology lesson with lots of talking and occasional references to the text book. I think the assumption was that we knew it all already, based on the quality of the grafitti around the school...


  2. Just seen the update - good work. Just one thing - the Richard Baker in my Crypt of Chortles team should be the newsreader who's elderly and more joker worthy than a 41 year old MP who I hadn't heard of when making my team selections and who's apparently got nothing wrong with him! I suspect the other two teams who picked Richard Baker had the same one in mind as me.
    Hope you don't mind me pointing it out, but there will be points at stake if he carks it...


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    Saw the revamped TNA impact last night, looked very cheap and the camera angles were a mess . Speaking of angles (see what i did there) Kurt angle looks just f##king ill and its sad to see him like that. He reminds me of the ultimate warrior bright red ,sweating, swollen up and heavy breathing , though the ultimate warrior was like that for a few years. I would be surprised if kurt angle lives past his 50s if he continues to abuse his body, he is 46 now he may not even make it to his 50s.

    Fuck. I hope you're exaggerating with the Warrior comparison. Haven't seen TNA in ages. Will try to catch it soon.

     

    Is he abusing painkillers still? Sorry I don't keep up with wrasslin news either. Wasn't there a rumour for a while he had HIV?(!)

    He has looked terrible for about a decade now though hasn't he?

     

    From various arrests he has been hooked or still is hooked on alcohol , cocaine ,Heroin , painkillers and steroids . Yea he was supposed to have HIV but probably just a rumour maybe connected to his drug use. He actually started to look bad near the end of his wwe run which was around 2006 I think. He is going the same way as ultimate warrior sad but its history repeating itself over and over in the wrestling world with regards to these deaths.

     

    I would probably give TNA a miss for a month or two until the new channel learns how to put together and film a wrestling show ,chances are half the cameramen working that show have never filmed a show even remotely close to it before.

     

    I have to say, having watched it live last night at Wemberley, Kurt Angle has still got it. His match against Lashley for the heavyweight championship was by far the best and most physical fight of the evening. And out of all the wrestlers going from the Arena to their hotel afterwards, he was the one who spent the longest stopping for autographs, selfies and generally making time for the fans (well, those of us who hadn't got tickets to the afterparty). Which made my lad's night.

    Good for a few years yet, I hope.

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    My name rearranges to "Software Rev" - quite appropriate for a man of the cloth who spends far too long in front of a computer.

    Or alternatively "Rev's Fart Woe" for those moments of windy regret...

     

    Are you really an ordained minister?

     

    Respect if you are!

     

    Thank you! I am indeed - I was ordained as a minister in 2013, and inducted as the assistant pastor of a small Evangelical church in our village. I have a day job as well (accountancy) that pays the bills, so it's surprising I find as much time to come on here as I do!

     

     

     

    No bullshit whatsoever, respect for that and for holding your faith. I appreciate that it may give you a different view of death to the one some others on this site might hold.

     

    As a christian myself I don't have any particular qualms about what we do on here but there again I think my brian is wired a bit odd.

     

    Yes, I have a few concerns about the wiring of my brian too.

    (Oh well, it is an anagrams thread...)

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    My name rearranges to "Software Rev" - quite appropriate for a man of the cloth who spends far too long in front of a computer.

    Or alternatively "Rev's Fart Woe" for those moments of windy regret...

     

    Are you really an ordained minister?

     

    Respect if you are!

     

    Thank you! I am indeed - I was ordained as a minister in 2013, and inducted as the assistant pastor of a small Evangelical church in our village. I have a day job as well (accountancy) that pays the bills, so it's surprising I find as much time to come on here as I do!

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    On stage, sorry; on the stand today. Shameless self-promoter as always, he says he used his autobiography to check the dates on which he's accused of molesting the prosecution's main witnesses.

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31004197

     

    His autobiography is hardly a reference point that can used with creditably.

     

    Or credibility.

     

    Anyway, Max Clifford's autobiography didn't exactly help him at his trial, just the opposite. All depends how many tales of young, "willing" "groupies" there are in its pages...


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    Is it a sign of immaturity that the first thing I thought of when seeing this thread was a bunch of French housecats having a good time or summat? Just askin'...don't judge! :ph34r::ninja:

    Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be.

     

    The first thing I thought of was THAT joke.

    Let's not go there...

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    A dossier on paedophiles allegedly associated with the British government was assembled by the British Member of Parliament, Geoffrey Dickens, who handed it to the then Home Secretary, Leon Brittan, in 1984. The whereabouts of the dossier is unknown, along with other files on organised child abuse that had been held by the Home Office.[1]

     

     

    I hadn't seen this in the news yesterday, but apparently this was in the news yesterday...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2919664/Secret-file-detailing-unnatural-sexual-behaviour-Westminster-VIP-paedophile-scandal-80s-discovered-probably-seen-Margaret-Thatcher.html


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    No thanks, though I appreciate the laugh from this:

     

    the-real-bbc3.jpg?w=300&h=153

     

     

    The conspiracy would be more convincing if:

     

    1 - The blogger managed to explain how someone - like him - who knows so much is still allowed to live.

     

    2 - He researched his facts well enough to realise Joe Meek might have been a predatory homosexual but wasn't a BBC DJ and - in any case - died before Radio 1 even started.

     

    It'd be more convincing too if he'd backed some of his 'facts' with evidence.

     

    It's hard to tell whether this is a spoof conspiracy theories site, or whether this guy really does believe everything he reads. Including the letters page in Viz...

    https://thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/the-revenge-of-cliff-richard-tpau/

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