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For me it would have to be Lovely Day by Bill Withers or Summer Breeze by the Isley Brothers.

Kenneth Williams' nostrils & Sid James thoroughly dirty chuckle have by themselves caused many hours of happiness in our household. My clear favourite is still Carry On Matron. Not only are Kenneth Cope & Terry Scott on fine form but Kenneth Williams is magnificent in that one & some of the one-liners, especially from him, in that one are among the best. I'm not going to rank it as one of my top movies of all time, but I'll happily sit down & watch it any time it appears on TV. Carry On films taught me a lot about how I live my life today. Me too, to all of that! The ttG family have most recently been watching Carry on Doctor. The mini ttG's now have a repertoire of quotes including, from carry on Doctor : Babs, going up to ambulance man eating pear: 'Ooh what a lovely pear' Ambulance man eating pear: 'You took the words right out of my mouth'

If a little sober.

Sorry Harry, I think it's probably because your birthday wasn't on the calendar so it didn't show up on the front page. Anyway: A belated 'Happy Birthday'

I'm an Inventor too. Load of old rubbish, never invented anything in my life. I have had a fairly extrovert day today, so I suspect that if I did the same test on an introvert day, I'd be a librarian or something.

Sounds nasty LG . Do hope you're feeling better soon.

You are not alone, I had low for everything except a high for histrionic. I was waiting for someone to get those kind of results too! Though I think that alone should up my paranoid score! Me too Mono. I'm moderately narcissistic and that's all. I'm ever so slightly ashamed.

After you Mr Scream

Tammy/George George/Tammy? Or maybe even Billy.

Happy Birthday Teddy Hope you're having a marvellous day

$5,625, but I don't think this is much of a compliment because it shot up when I answered 'yes' to the question about serious surgery. I also seemed to be worth more because I've got long hair.

It will trigger epileptic fits according to this.

In France you can get a white pizza which doesn't have any tomatoes on. They're usually made with creme fraiche in place of the tomato and they're rather jolly nice .

Happy Birthday Star Crossed, hope you get to pin the tail on the tdonkley: And for scsibear, I found this nice tartan trifle. Enjoy

Never had a crumble with banana on it's own, but try apple, pear, banana, cranberry and mincemeat (I mean christmassy mincemeat, not minced beef). Yum!

I hear the Sudan is where you pick up old tricks? I suggest your wedding outfit should comprise a pair of underpants and two pencils and that to overcome the language barrier try the word "wobble". Has to be 'wibble' or else it won't work... although saying that it wasn't a complete success for Captain Blackadder either. That reminds me of an old joke about a butler called Wibble who is waiting on his lordship in the bathroom. The Lord farts in the bath and moments later his butler appears with a hot water bottle. "What's this all about?" says the Lord. The Butler says: "My Lord didn't you say: Whaddaboutahotwaterbottlewibble?" I remember that joke, but the butler was Waddle.

A famous Belgian

Marvellous news Bou Many congratulations.

He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers. Now, it would be terribly remiss of me to suggest that your mother was possibly laying herself open to inappropriate sexual advances playing such a game. Was the string attached to spoons perchance? They are a vital part of the game round our parts, especially if frozen beforehand. Not remiss at all, it has happened on a few occasions, not all of them involving string. The most recent incident occured during a mammography, according to my father anyway . I can't remember whether there were spoons, I was very young at the time. I do remember that it was creosote coated string so everyone stunk afterwards and had stains on their clothing.

Obese tourist airlifted from ship.

I've discovered possibly the worst book ever written. It's called Dark Lady and it's by Richard North Patterson. I don't think I can read any more. I quote: Stella's voice was toneless 'How did it happen?' 'With love'. The voice belonged to Detective John Burba. Crossing the room, he stood beside Dance. Thought both were big, Burba was red haired and blocky and proletarian, with a crude perfunctory manner. 'This a full-on, fist-f***kers-of-America, male-on-male scene'. And later: 'Micelli's didactic tone aroused just enough antipathy to keep Stella from throwing up. She could feel Dance watching her again. In a thin voice, she asked, 'What about anal penetration?' Apparently a New York Times bestseller

This happened to a man in the village I used to live in. The cows chased him and he tried to escape by leaping through a barbed wire fence. His coat got caught on the fence and he was stuck with his legs sticking into the cow field. The cows then deliberately stamped on his legs causing numerous breaks and some rather nasty lacerations. He was psychologically, as well as physically damaged by the whole incident and hasn't worked or gone out very much since. He wasn't a particularly nice man, he once goosed my mum at a New Years eve party whilst they were playing a game which involved putting string down ladies' blouses and up mens' trousers.

I've heard that some women find Boris Johnson quite attractive. Can't remember where, but anyway, it's the thought that counts.

Happy Birthday Amanda, wherever you are. Hope you have a lovely day I spent ages looking for a clay pigeon shooting cake but kept getting this picture of Boris Johnson: