Rotten Ali

What! You mean I won this? Oh, that's nice! Thanks. Does this mean I have to run this? Oh heck. By the sounds of it you need five new categories? Or if it's down to me to pick them. Not sure when the next start date should be but if it when I have picked 5 categories then the pressure is on me. Right now I'm so out of the loop to know who is ill, I won't be having any untoward advantage, but I guess such as... I'll round up Politics, sport, TV, music and Film. Don't take this as gospel but the first outline... 1. Presidents and Prime Ministers of the current 28 European Union countries (past and present). 2. Boxers who have held any of the world title belts of any 4 organisational bodies WBA, WBC, IBF and WBO. 3. Any actors who appeared in the TV series Dallas. Including cast members, co-stars, guest stars, special guest stars "and staring" actors (357 episodes over 14 years.). As per the wiki page "List of Dallas (1978 TV Series) cast members. 4. How about a very short list? Atheists in music? They do all that signing and don't believe in a god. Wiki has a list of about 84 names who are still going. 5. Anyone who has been in a Film with Kevin Bacon. catch up with you all in a bit...

No, no, no, there have to be a few more deaths to make it worthwhile to get the calculator out. Please keep posting here and I'll get round to it some time soon. (By the way I'm still interested to know if MH has surfaced. I only hope he has not expired).

Looks like he was, 12 teams to get extra points in three months time...

Really - I missed her dying. Unique bonus points all told, means you need an 44 points. also Bruce Forsyth scorers need panto points so Prosperina gets an extra 24, Uschi an extra 21 and LFN an extra 12. 16th leader board is... 1st - 305.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 258.8 points - msc 3rd - 241.0 points Drol 4th - 227.2 points Pedro67 5th- 210.2 points DeathImpends 6th - 201.0 points - Captain Chorizo 7th - 196.1 points - Maryport 8th - 185.0 points - MorbidKid 9th - 170.9 points - Prosperina. 10th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon 11th - 144.2 points - time 12th - 142.4 point - the dead cow 13th - 131.2 points - DDT 14th - 130.5 points - Toast 15th - 122.5 points - Book 16th - 120.2 points - gcreptile 17th - 117.1 points - I'mNotHades 18th -115.7 points - LFN 19th - 107.3 points - Joey Russ 20th - 106.6 points - Uschi 21st - 103.9 points - Deathers 22nd - 88.2 points - RottenAli 23rd - 70.7 points - Tick Tock 24th - 36.7 points - Jiroemon Kimura 25th - 33.4 points - Young Willz 26th - 31.5 points - The Unknown Man

Been quite a lot of deaths since I did a leader board. 8 persons of note, now totalled and to be totalled. in date order... 11th June - Errol Christie. 12 teams ring in a score. Different type of box... 40.9 for RadGuy. 30.8 for Captain Chorizo. 25.7 Jiroemon Kimura. 45.6 for The Dead Cow. 50.5 for Death Impends. 50 points for MSC's second sub hit. 45.4 for Deathers. 15.3 for Book. 20.2 for Uschi. 30.1 for Drol. 35.0 for Pedro67 and 25 pts for Morbid Kid. 14th June - Paul van Zandvilet - who? - unique hit for msc 25 basic and 10 bonus. 16th June - Helmut Kohl - Heir Euro Cabbage goes back to earth. Book gets 25 pts as a sub hit, Pedro67 gets 25 basic and 10 more bonus points. 19th June - Zoltan Sarosy - checkmate. unique hit for I'mNotHades, 15 points and 6 bonus pts. 8th August - Glen Campbell - 12 score. Gets to be buried in a Glen. 20.9 for Joey Russ. 30.8 for the Unknown man. 45.7 for the Dead Cow. 45.6 for I'mNotHades. 40.5 for Death Impends. 15.4 for Tick Tock. 30.3 for Deathers. 30.2 for Uschi. 30.1 for Drol. 40 for Time. 25 for Gcreptile and 50 for Morbid Kid. 11th August - Yisrael Kristal - old survior no more. unique hit for Time, 40 basic points and 16 bonus points. 18th August - Bruce Forsyth - didn't he do well. 4 pick up points. What do points make? Prizes... 40.2 for Prosperina. 20.1 for LFN. 35.0 for Uschi and 25 points for Tick Tock. 20th August - Colin Meads. Up and under for RadGuy with 35.1 pts and a giant 45 pts for MorbidKid. 15th leader board is... 1st - 305.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 258.8 points - msc 3rd - 241.0 points Drol 4th - 227.2 points Pedro67 5th- 201.0 points - Captain Chorizo 6th - 196.1 points - Maryport 7th - 185.0 points - MorbidKid 8th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon 9th- 166.2 points - Death Impends 10th - 146.9 points Prosperina. 11th - 144.2 points - time 12th - 142.4 point - the dead cow 13th - 131.2 points - DDT 14th - 130.5 points - Toast 15th - 122.5 points - Book 16th - 120.2 points - gcreptile 17th - 117.1 points - I'mNotHades 18th - 107.3 points - Joey Russ 19th - 103.9 points - Deathers 20th - 103.7 points - LFN 21st - 88.2 points - RottenAli 22nd - 85.6 points - Uschi 23rd - 70.7 points - Tick Tock 24th - 36.7 points - Jiroemon Kimura 25th - 33.4 points - Young Willz 26th - 31.5 points - The Unknown Man

I'll do a round up of the last two months of hits in a few days.

Well, would you believe that Gromit?. I think I'm wearing the wrong trousers! Drol gets his 2nd sub hit and takes 50 crackers. Bibliogryphon caches 45.1 mad rabbits and Tick Tock hordes 15 bottles of the Last of the Summer Wine. 14th leader board is... 1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport 3rd - 180.8 points - Drol 4th - 173.8 points - msc 5th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 6th - 166.9 points - Bibliogryphon 7th - 157.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 131.2 points - DDT 9th - 130.5 points - Toast 10th - 106.7 points - Properina 11th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 12th - 88.2points - Rotten Ali 13th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ 14th - 83.6 points - LFN 15th - 82.2 points - Book 16th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 17th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 18th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 19th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 20th - 48.2 points - time 21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz 22nd - 32.3 points - Tick Tock 23rd - 28.2 points - Deathers 24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

Gregg Allman gets DDT 40 basic points and 16 unique points. John Noakes finally gets 6 foot down Prosperina lands 15.1 points and LFN brings in 15 points dead, however bonus points add 18 more to each. 13th leader board is... 1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport 3rd - 173.8 points - msc 4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 5th - 157.2 points - Pedro67 6th - 131.2 points - DDT 7th - 130.8 points - Drol 8th - 130.5 points - Toast 9th - 121.8 points - Bibliogryphon 10th - 106.7 points - Properina 11th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 12th - 88.2points - Rotten Ali 13th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ 14th - 83.6 points - LFN 15th - 82.2 points - Book 16th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 17th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 18th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 19th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 20th - 48.2 points - time 21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz 22nd - 28.2 points - Deathers 23rd - 17.3 points - Tick Tock 24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

Frankly I did wonder about it. Such a nasty piece of sh!t, glad he rotted in jail for 53 years. He wanted to die and he was force fed to keep him alive so he could reflect on his crimes for longer. Worthy of a bad person award, just to make a point. Thus the three of you get two extra points.

TICK TOCK about TIME for an update. 4 hits of note. Robert M. Pirisig died some TIME ago now. 25 Points for Joey Russ, plus 10 more for a unique bonus. Then it was Mbah Gotho calling TIME. Including unique bonus points 49 points are given out. Bibliogryphon weaselled out a few points for Geoffrey Bayldon. 50 basics plus 20 bonus for uniqueness, however the show must have contained a bit of Morris Dancing so watch out for more. Three players gain points from the death of a very nasty piece of work. Not before TIME. Pedro67 makes a killing - 45 points. Young Willz buries 30.2 points and Tick Tock digs up 15.1 points. 12th leader board is... 1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport 3rd - 173.8 points - msc 4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 5th - 157.2 points - Pedro67 6th - 130.8 points - Drol 7th - 130.5 points - Toast 8th - 121.8 points - Bibliogryphon 9th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 10th - 88.2points - Rotten Ali 11th - 86.4 points - Joey Russ 12th - 82.2 points - Book 13th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 14th - 75.2 points - DDT 15th - 73.6 points - Properina 16th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 17th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 18th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 19th - 50.2 points - LFN 20th - 48.2 points - time 21st - 33.4 points - Young Willz 22nd - 28.2 points - Deathers 23rd - 17.3 points - Tick Tock 24th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 25th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 26th - 0.2 points - Uschi

Right DDT. Your points for Bruce Langhorne - not that I've ever heard of him, but that's not stopped you bagging 50 points for your second sub hit - Very well done. 11th leader board is... 1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport 3rd - 173.8 points - msc 4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 130.5 points - Toast 7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 9th - 88.2 points - Rotten Ali 10th - 82.2 points - Book 11th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 12th - 75.2 points - DDT 13th - 73.6 points - Properina 14th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 15th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 16th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 17th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 18th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 19th - 50.2 points - LFN 20th - 28.2 points - Deathers 21st - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 22nd - 1.2 points - Young Willz 23rd - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man =24th - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =24th - 0.2 points - Uschi 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

Two hits to add. Worlds Oldest Person, Emma Morano provides points for two. RadGuy gets 35.1 points and Maryport bags 35 points. Plus a unique hit for LFN for the loss of his long time team member of Clifton James gaud-dam-it. By the powers invested in me, by this parish, I do here-bye award 25 basic points, a unique haul of 10 standard bonus points and a Billy-Bob bonus sort of secret agent point. 10th leader board is... 1st - 229.1 points - RadGuy 2nd - 196.1 points - Maryport 3rd - 173.8 points - msc 4th - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 130.5 points - Toast 7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 9th - 88.2 points - Rotten Ali 10th - 82.2 points - Book 11th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 12th - 73.6 points - Properina 13th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 14th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 15th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 16th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 17th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 18th - 50.2 points - LFN 19th - 28.2 points - Deathers 20th - 25.2 points - DDT 21st - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 22nd - 1.2 points - Young Willz 23rd - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man =24th - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =24th - 0.2 points - Uschi 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

"Slim Pickins produced some great hits in the sixties especially, from this his 27th album titled "I'm ill and and it won't supprise you that I'm Dead." Requested by Lord Fellatio Nelson on his way to White Hart Lane. Thanks again folks this was Brian Mathew, standing in for any old guy knowing too much about the record industry." 9th leader board is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.8 points - msc 3rd - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 4th - 161.1 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 130.5 points - Toast 7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 9th - 88.2 points - Rotten Ali 10th - 82.2 points - Book 11th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 12th - 73.6 points - Properina 13th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 14th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 15th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 16th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 17th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 18th - 28.2 points - Deathers 19th - 25.2 points - DDT 20th - 14.2 points - LFN 21st - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 22nd - 1.2 points - Young Willz 23rd - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man =24th - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =24th - 0.2 points - Uschi 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

I got a hit! Don Rickles - Mr Potato Head. I'm off and running - 40 basic points - unique hit 40/5 x2 = 16. Times 3 for Hollywood Squares bonus = 48 bonus points. Thus 88 scored. 8th leader board is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.8 points - msc 3rd - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 4th - 161.1 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 130.5 points - Toast 7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 9th - 88.2 points - Rotten Ali 10th - 82.2 points - Book 11th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 12th - 73.6 points - Properina 13th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 14th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 15th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 16th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 17th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 18th - 28.2 points - Deathers 19th - 25.2 points - DDT 20th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 21st - 1.2 points - Young Willz 22nd - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man =23rd - 0.2 points - LFN =23rd - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =23rd - 0.2 points - Uschi 26th - minus 0.8 points - time come on Valerie Harper and Ed Asner, you can find the door marked exit stage left...

David Rockefeller points for Book. 35 basic and 14 unique points. Allegily as head of the new world order and all the death and destruction that went the way of the west I concurre that crimes against humanity bonus points are thus given out too. That's 3 times 14 and thus a further 28 points making 77 in total. Martin McGuinness points will also be toting up for crimes against humanity. Armed struggle without apologies pushes it beyond anything to chuckle about. Toast bags 50 basic points, Prosperina 45.1 basic points and DDT gets 25 sub points. Thus Toast pulls in an extra 30 and Prosperina an extra 28. 7th leader board is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.8 points - msc 3rd - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 4th - 161.1 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 130.5 points - Toast 7th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 8th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 9th - 82.2 points - Book 10th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 11th - 73.6 points - Properina 12th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 13th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 14th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 15th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 16th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 17th - 28.2 points - Deathers 18th - 25.2 points - DDT 19th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 20th - 1.2 points - Young Willz 21st - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man =22nd- 0.2 points - Rotten Ali =22nd - 0.2 points - LFN =22nd - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =22nd - 0.2 points - Uschi 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

Missed the death of Steve Hewlett till now. Hit for Captain Chorizo, 35 basic points 14 unique points. 6th leader board is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.8 points - msc 3rd - 170.2 points - Captain Chorizo 4th - 161.1 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 130.8 points - Drol 6th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 7th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 8th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 9th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 10th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 11th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 12th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow =13th - 50.5 points - Toast =13th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 15th - 28.2 points - Deathers 16th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 17th - 5.2 points - Book 18th - 1.2 points - Young Willz 19th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 20th - 0.5 points - Prosperina =21st - 0.2 points - Rotten Ali =21st - 0.2 points - LFN =21st - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =21st - 0.2 points - Uschi =21st - 0.2 points - DDT 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

Big one. Shame, Shame, Shame. Leg End. That's one of my bucket list items never going to happen.

To start with, late entry teams are currently allowed 9 entry names and no subs. Unwritten rule 46b states, if two or more people die together then the points awarded to both (or more) hits will be an average of what the combined scores would have been as single hits. Thus 9 hits (assuming they all got named in the artical) at an average of 25 points would only be 225 total. Mary, you topped 400 last year. I hope that knowledge puts your mind at rest.

Pesto 67 is so very right that I've missed him off the allocation of points. Very sorry. Just shows how out of the swing I've been of late. Combo 60 points added below 35 for Skellern and 25 for Sara Coward. Those who also had Peter Skellern - gcreptile, Drol, MPFC, msc and Bibliogryphon also get an extra micro point. 5th leader board (revised) is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.8 points - msc 3rd - 161.1 points - Maryportfuncity 4th - 130.8 points - Drol 5th - 121.2 points - Captain Chorizo 6th - 110.2 points - Pedro67 7th - 95.2 points - gcreptile 8th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 9th - 65 points - Morbid Kid 10th - 51.8 points - Bibliogryphon 11th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 12th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow =13th - 50.5 points - Toast =13th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 15th - 28.2 points - Deathers 16th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 17th - 5.2 points - Book 18th - 1.2 points - Young Willz 19th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 20th - 0.5 points - Prosperina =21st - 0.2 points - Rotten Ali =21st - 0.2 points - LFN =21st - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =21st - 0.2 points - Uschi =21st - 0.2 points - DDT 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

Got a load of catching up to do... 7th Jan - from above, that hit on Ricky Jovan Gray only pays 20 point for morbid kid. 15th Jan - Jimmy Snuka - gcreptile bags 20 points, Drol gets 25.1 points, Jiroemon Kimura gets just 10.2 points and our leader Rad Guy gets 40.3 points. 26th Jan - MTM - Book gains just 5 points, I'm Not Hades bags a cool 50.1 points and JoeyRuss 50.3 points. 27th Jan - Paul McGill - really don't think a national obit will arrive so I'm going to pay out half points and not drop those above, 2.5 pts for msc. 31st Jan - John Wetton - Maryport gets 30 points and Captain Chorizo 30.1 points. 6th Feb - "prof'" Irwin Corey - off the subs bench - straight 25 points for Death Impends. 8th Feb - Steve Sumner - ditto subs bench for msc - 25 points 12th Feb - Sara Coward - gcreptile 45pts, Drol 30.1pts, MPFC 45.2pts, msc 30.3pts, Death Impends 50.4pts, Dead Cow 50.5pts & CapChorizo 30.6pts. 17th Feb - Peter Skellern - gcreptile 30pts, Drol 35.1pts, MPFC 35.2pts, msc 25.3pts and Bibliogryphon 50.4 points. 26th Feb - Gerald Kaufmann - Deathers with a unique bonus score 28 points total. 5th leader board is... 1st - 194.0 points - RadGuy 2nd - 173.7 points - msc 3rd - 161.0 points - Maryportfuncity 4th - 130.7 points - Drol 5th - 121.2 points - Captain Chorizo 6th - 95.1 point - gcreptile 7th - 75.7 points - DeathImpends 8th - 65 points - Morbid Kid =9th - 50.5 points - Toast =9th - 50.5 points - I'mNotHades 11th - 50.2 points - Pedro67 12th - 51.7 points - Bibliogryphon 13th - 51.4 points - JoeyRuss 14th - 51.1 points - The Dead Cow 15th - 28.2 points - Deathers 16th - 11 points - Jiroemon Kimura 17th - 5.2 points - Book 18th - 1.2 points - Young Willz 19th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 20th - 0.5 points - Prosperina =21st - 0.2 points - Rotten Ali =21st - 0.2 points - LFN =21st - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =21st - 0.2 points - Uschi =21st - 0.2 points - DDT 26th - minus 0.8 points - time

Hi everyone waiting for me to get my sh1t together... Sorry about the wait. right... this situation with Morbid Kid picking Ricky Javon Gray. Rule 5 states... Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed. Punishment is as follows I will now roll two dice and if it comes out double anything then that's the score you get as a minus score. Multiplication of the two dice will be your score instead of the basic 45 points and unique bonus points due. So that could be between minus 12 and plus 30. Ough high 4 and 5. Morbid Kid will be scoring 20 for this hit.

Half back, but a bit too busy. I'll be on it in a bit...

Points for the Jimmy Snoka hit, to be added here next week. On holiday and not brought my cross checking list, so can't definatatively give out the right number of points to the many teams who had him.

Minus one point for every name Morbidkid included past 9?Yep agree. Some minus points on the way MorbidKid. But only micro points, thus minus 1.6 points (also see next post)) I've got to do some maths before I add the Soares points for 8 teams. Had not realised that Houston Smith died at the end of 2016 till just now. That means Captain Chorizo gets 10 basic points and 4 bonus points for being a unique hit. He can now also promote one of his two subs into his team in a position he deems worthy, and add a new name to the subs bench. MorbidKid gets 45 points, Pedro67 gets 50.1 points, Drol gets 40.2 points, Toast gets 50.3 points, Maryport gets 50.4 points, msc gets 45.5 points, Captain Choizo gets 45.6 points and RadGuy gets another 40.7 points So 4th leader board is... 1st - 153.7 points - RadGuy 2nd - 90.6 points - msc 3rd - 60.5 points - Captain Chorizo 4th - 50.6 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 50.5 points - Toast 6th - 50.2 points - Pedro67 7th - 43.4 points - MorbidKid 8th - 40.4 points - Drol 9th - 1.3 points - Bibliogryphon 10th - 1.2 points - Young Willz 11th - 1.1 points - JoeyRuss 12th - 0.8 points - Jiroemon Kimura 13th - 0.7 points - The Unknown Man 14th - 0.6 points - The Dead Cow 15th - 0.5 points - Prosperina 16th - 0.4 points - I'mNotHades 17th - 0.3 points - DeathImpends =18th - 0.2 points - Rotten Ali =18th - 0.2 points - LFN =18th - 0.2 points - Tick Tock =18th - 0.2 points - Deathers =18th - 0.2 points - Book =18th - 0.2 points - Uschi =18th - 0.2 points - DDT =25th - 0.1 point - gcreptile =25th - 0.1 point - Dr Zorders 27th - minus 0.8 points - time

Maryportfuncity still won but with the points for Houston Smith added into the 2016 HPDP we have a bronze medal positional change. Both Captain Chorizo (35 basic points) and Sir Creep (40 basic points) had Smith and MPFC's lead was cut to under 36 points. So final 2016 Results Board... 1st - 404 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 368.1 points - Captain Chorizo 3rd - 348.2 points - Sir Creep 4th - 328.7 points - The Unknown Man 5th - 309.7 points - gcreptile 6th - 267.7 points - Book 7th - 243.4 points - Shaun of the Dead 8th - 265.9 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies 9th - 225.2 points - Uschi 10th - 223 points - Death Impends Unnumbered position (above 11th) - 217.5 - Hein 11th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 12th - 180.1 points - Morbid Kid 14th - 163.8 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 15th - 147.2 points - Switch 16th - 139.4 candles - LFN 17th - 138 points - Rotten Ali 18th - 127 points - Dr Zorders 19th - 115.3 points - msc 20th - 113 points - Toast 21st - 105 points - Time 22nd - 79 points - DDT 23rd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 24th - 10 points - Tick Tock