Rotten Ali

Aki Hinstsa died the other day, yet to see an obit but 25 basic points and 10 Unique points will be comfirmed for msc soon. 32nd Leader Board 1st - 321.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 298.1 points - Captain Chorizo 3rd - 249.4 points - Sir Creep. 4th - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 5th - 232 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 223 points - Death Impends 7th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 8th - 202.8 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 10th - 155.5 points - Book 11th - 155.1 points - Morbid Kid 12th - 142.5 points - Hein 13th - 139.4 candles - LFN 14th - 136.8 points - Uschi 15th - 122.2 points - Switch 16th - 115.3 points - msc (just added points for Aki Hintsa] 17th - 113 points - Toast 18th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 19th - 105 points - Time 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT dead last - Tick Tock "An Old Whole Royal fast Pile of Nothing"

Old black and white points for Book. Hit on Lupitar Tovar. 25 basic points. Unique points push an extra 10 his way. 31st Leader Board 1st - 321.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 298.1 points - Captain Chorizo 3rd - 249.4 points - Sir Creep. 4th - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 5th - 232 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 223 points - Death Impends 7th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 8th - 202.8 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 10th - 155.5 points - Book 11th - 155.1 points - Morbid Kid 12th - 142.5 points - Hein 13th - 139.4 candles - LFN 14th - 136.8 points - Uschi 15th - 122.2 points - Switch 16th - 113 points - Toast 17th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 18th - 105 points - Time 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT dead last - Tick Tock "An Old Whole Royal Pile of Nothing"

Oh brill. Sorry you lovelies but I really hated that awfall singer Cohen. I'm inwardly fist pumping because he did NOTHING, I REPEAT, NOTHING that was of any interest to me. Durge. Untuneful. Sad to the core. Hits you square in the side of the head with the most unhappy clout of unpleasantness on the ear. That his passing marks the first hit on a list of ten names on the theme team in the Canadian Paul Dead Pool, that has stood the test of time since 2006. Yippie.

Have you seen the results from Hart's Location? of the 37 votes cast, Hillary won only 17. The Donald got 14. Of 33 votes the in 2012 election Obama got 23 and Romney only 9. that's effectively dems down by 23.7%, GOP up 10.6%. Romney ended out on 47% to Obama on 51%. This can only mean DT Landslide 57.6%, Clinton 27.3% and others 15.1%.

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The south east has over heated to such an extent that the M25 is now quite outdated too. I think that another orbital motorway is required. Before the M25 plan was given the green light the idea was that many orbital roads would be constructed. I'll term it the M17. Junction 1 being Stanstead Airport, going clockwise. J2 Between Braintree and Chelmford. J3 Brentwood. J4 Basildon. J4 Tilbury Docks, new tunnel below the Thames then between... J5 Stood and Gravesend, J6 new junction 3a on the M20 for Maidstone, J7 Tunbridge J8 Gatwick, making J9 Cranleigh, J10 Haslemere and J11 Alton New Towns, J12 crossing the J7 of the M3 at Basingstoke, J12a new 12a junction on the M4 between Newbury and Reading, J14 west of Abingdon, J15 Oxford and J16 west of Kidlington, J17 junction looping above Bicester to the M40 J10 and Upper Heyford, J18 topside of Aylesbury, J19 below Dunstable, J20 new junction 9a on the M1, J21 Luton Airport, J22 through junction 7 on the A1M below Stevenage, J23 then making a new town at Sawbridgeworth and J24 linking with the M11 at a new junction of 8a then back to Stanstead. That will cost about £17 billion but it should keep the South East moving for another 50 years.

I'm sure the plan for a third runway flying east west is not the way to go. That funnelling fashion can't fully account for air incident near misses increasing to the point in bad conditions that end up with mistakes that will see two planes trying to land on the same runway at the same time or landing into those about to take off. Make much more sense to use old air bases like RAF Upper Heyford In Oxfordshire and RAF Mildenhall in Norfolk. By the time Heathrow gets a third it would need a fourth. Best convert some ex-military strips now into new medium sized airports.

Lots of points for Captain Chorizo. Royally deserved for the hit on Prince Mikasa. Bags 35 basic points. Unique points push an extra 14 his way. 30th Leader Board 1st - 321.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 298.1 points - Captain Chorizo 3rd - 249.4 points - Sir Creep. 4th - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 5th - 232 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 223 points - Death Impends 7th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 8th - 202.8 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 10th - 155.1 points - Morbid Kid 11th - 142.5 points - Hein 12th - 139.4 candles - LFN 13th - 136.8 points - Uschi 14th - 122.2 points - Switch 15th - 120.5 points - Book 16th - 113 points - Toast 17th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 18th - 105 points - Time 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT dead last - Tick Tock "A Whole Royal Pile of Nothing"

30 basic points and 12 unique points going out to LFN for his hit on the inimitable Hilda Ogden. Aged 90 Jean Alexander was thought by many to already be dead long ago so her passing will be quite a shock for half the nation. Don't be to shocked LFN you rise to 12th on the leaderboard. 29th Leader Board 1st - 321.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 249.4 points - Sir Creep. 3rd - 249.1 points - Captain Chorizo. 4th - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 5th - 232 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 223 points - Death Impends 7th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 8th - 202.8 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 10th - 155.1 points - Morbid Kid 11th - 142.5 points - Hein 12th - 139.4 candles - LFN 13th - 136.8 points - Uschi 14th - 122.2 points - Switch 15th - 120.5 points - Book 16th - 113 points - Toast 17th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 18th - 105 points - Time 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT dead last - Tick Tock "A Whole Pile of Nothing"

Do Le Monde and Le Figaro seriously not count as "reliable, respectable sources of international news" ? http://www.lemonde.fr/disparitions/article/2016/01/02/le-chanteur-michel-delpech-est-mort_4840953_3382.html http://www.lefigaro.fr/musique/2016/01/02/03006-20160102ARTFIG00134-le-chanteur-michel-delpech-est-mort-a-69ans.php OK new rule. If you want to win points from these sources then you have to get obits from both to count for HPDP points. Thus you are awarded your prize.

That was a long wait to get the next hit. Tony Adamowicz died on the 10th of October and provided 45 basic points and 18 bonus points for Sir Creep. Then the King of Thailand dies. Five teams gain points. Three as sub hits. 25 points to Shaun of the Dead, Maryport and the Unknown Man. 35 points to Morbid Kid and 35.1 points to The Dead Cow. 28th Leader Board 1st - 321.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 249.4 points - Sir Creep. 3rd - 249.1 points - Captain Chorizo. 4th - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 5th - 232 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 223 points - Death Impends 7th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 8th - 202.8 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 196.5 points - Dead Cow 10th - 155.1 points - Morbid Kid 11th - 142.5 points - Hein 12th - 136.8 points - Uschi 13th - 122.2 points - Switch 14th - 120.5 points - Book 15th - 113 points - Toast (includes points for Michel Delpech but still needs obit) 16th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 17th - 105 points - Time 18th - 97.4 candles LFN 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT Still dead last - Tick Tock "The Case of the Very Empty Basket"

Ough...

Furthmore Morbidkid the Government do have remote control aircraft. And have had such at least since about 1984 when they did a test of a 720 to see if a fuel fire suspresant would work. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Impact_Demonstration Been deep diving this topic all this week after being banned from Alternate History.com web site for just posting these ideas. In the official report they say the planes were flying at about 580 mph as they hit the Trade Centre. Others have independently calculated this figure to be quite acurate having built 3D cad models and checked sight lines of the known flight path. However such a 767 plane can't fly at that speed at the altitudes indicated. In a nose dive from 12,000 ft on full throttle doing the turns indicated the plane would over stress and actually fly apart with wings tearing off. Basically the air at near sea level is too thick for that speed and only a typical cruise missile would be powerful enough. But people would recognise such a "conventional" weapon but if it was a special one/two/three/four off, made to look like a passenger jet but just 50% size, then it would fly in such a manor that almost 100% of people would never know the difference. Thus my current thought echoes out why they can't find 4 conventional planes at these crash locations. Bits of jet engines found at ground level could very well have been planted because they were not even the correct type of part fitted to these aircraft. My next question still being are these parts like those used in Cruise Missiles? Much of the crash gouge in the ground at the flight 93 Shanksville could be seen on Landsat photos prior to 9/11. The file creation date on the flight data recorder recovery files was time stamped prior to said recovery. The hole in the outside of the Penagon was not the same size as the plane and construction wire reels were still intact and within the "flight-path". Said flight path to crash at the Pentagon, to knock over 4 street lamp posts would have ment the B757 aircraft would have to have exerted 33G in a last moment pull up mode that it just could not do. Wings fall off and it's in the ground 500m out. For about 18 months, Floor 91 North Tower had a group of Austrian Art Students in residence. Called Gelatin. Being hollow tubes hoax towers the "students" could mess with the light and shuttering system that made them look occupied. A tower had for a time lit an "advert" saying E-TEAM on it. Now considered to mean Explosive In August 2001 they enacted a stunt to remove a window and build a makeshift balcony for twenty minutes. This could have been prep for an area to eject "dead" bodies, or to attach a homing beacon outside so that the first "plane" can hit. Floor 90, just one below this stunt. Photos show them in climbing harnesses around them, empty cardboard boxes marked BB18. A type of explosive fuse busbar part that improves ignition performance of plastic explosive. So in brief I'm now thinking no real jets were involved, (hence no one died on planes) no one made cell phone calls from 20,000 feet. That's a proven due the fact signals are typically shaped to travel horizontally for better coverage. There was even a report that the flight 11 was still parked at the ramp 30 minutes after it was due to leave. 9 of the photographs of the "hijackers" belong to people who reported such that their passports had been stolen and they are still alive and not connected to terrorisism. The contract to service the lift system, not going to Otis but to some unknown company called ACE, (could as well as been ACME) gave the Gelatin guys access to the whole buildings. The improvement to replace the fire retardants would provide the ability to place other explosive control wire runs, were all cover options to blow the buildings which were too strong to fall just because of burning jet fuel affecting the steelwork. Which in turn would have prevented 60% of the plane, ever to have cut into the building in the first place. What we all see in the footage is a plane fully entering the building. Just like a cartoon shape of Whilley Coyote running into a rock. And I'm finding all sorts of web sites finding freeze frame views of charges being blown on such as the 77th floor of the North tower. And many of those who passed off as truther protesters, since Oct 2010 have lived in $400k houses without needing to work. The plan worked no one got fingered or did time. It's a cold case. Move on folks. Nothing to see. But... Just remember the brave firemen and first responders, trying the save lives.

Not like him at all. I'm very concerned too.

At some point, critical mass will be achieved and the rush to find those truly responsible will start to progress. However until then, it maybe quite tricky to exist in this messed up world and openly say these things. "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time." - Abe' Lincoln.

Think I've watched too many 9/11 conspiracy theory videos and seen too much stray nonsense on line. However, it's tipped my thinking into the realm of it was nothing like the official version, and much more an inside job used to mobilise America into a new Gulf war and make a few people very rich. Here is my take. The George W Bush neo cons, needed to have significant reason to invade the Middle East, to remove Saddam and eliments like him to secure the wealth of their oil rich Saudi friends. A war against terror would be the ruse. Hitting back after grievous hurt such as a new Pearl Harbour. The 4 targets would be bold and obvious. The Trade Towers in NYC, and the White House and Pentagon in Washington. The Department of Defence was trying to get a handle on massive unknown slush funds and missing billions of dollars of spend. Black Opps were being conducted in too many places and were being studied in the Pentagon. The "plane" that crashed into it very conveniently crashed into that very office killing much of the budget oversight team without leaving much in the way of a trace of an airliner crash. "It just vaporised". Yer, right. The money side of the story is laid at the feet of Larry Silverstein and his backers. Including the guys behide "Westfield" developments. The very same as those shopping centres. The Trade Towers were a giant white elephant. Paid for by the tax payers of NYC and New Jersey. They were two giant frauds. Said to to have 110 floors each but in reality only about 40 were built into fully functioning concrete floored office space. The Mafia hoods like John Gotti made millions and the Rockefeller family were laughing all the way to the bank. They used old, time served labour and because it went up so quickly, with so much profit to the construction teams they could all retire and no one bothered to tell how it was really built. After the car park bomb in 1993, and six people being killed no new firms wanted to move there. By the late 90's the now 40 year old buildings were showing signs of poor build quality. They had to be removed before they started to really show their major defects. To bring them down conventionally would cost a billion or more. No one had that free money, it would take too long and the original fraud of hundreds of missing floors would be discovered. Enter Larry Silverstein and his backers. With links to the Bush family. The target for attack was obvious. Over-insurance them with the full rights to rebuild them. He paid $14 million of his own money and gained $100m to $200m more in geared deals with their pals. Do deals in advance to trade down stock values of the two airlines hit and invest in defence stocks of those firms that will benefit in the coming war. The Black Opps job would be run from World Trade Centre building 7 and this would be distroyed too on the day, even thought it was never hit by a plane. The trade towers would be near empty and the much of the "death toll" would be in 14 floors of office space that had never been built in the first place from front companies that were CIA cover names such as Marsh Mclennan (go for a meeting there in room 101 on the 101st floor, walk through a door and fall 101 metres to your death...) and a firm of city traders Cantor Fitzgerald who were said to occupy five floors but only had one and a half. Really, no built office space between floor 75 and floor 102 in the north tower, (maybe even lower because I haven't seen those photos) The paths of the two planes used to hit the towers conveniently crossed paths in airspace over Stewart airforce base to the north. They almost had to be remote control planes. If not then those systems had to be used as back up systems because the Saudi hijackers were really poor in flight school. An airspace drill is run during the morning by Dick Chaney to plan against air attack, and this confuses the hell out of air traffic control. Bad Shit Happens. The buildings burn with the jet fuel, thermite is remotely lit and then extra charged explosives are detonated. Thousands of opened bags of cement are flung about on the un-concreted decks of the 75th and 105th floors and puther for miles. And the clean up is processed by firms with links to the Bush family who also cleaned up the Moira federal building in Oaklahoma City after the Waco attacks. Steel is sold off to China and public funds are used to recover the site. Insurance pays up and life goes on for the rest of us. Oversight of bad trades are lost in corrupt business investments such as Texas based Enron (being looked at in building 7) The Pentagon is supplied with even more money. Thankfully 3,000 people did not die. Maybe as few as 200. (Of those families claiming the full $2 million death damages are said to number just 95). Larry makes $4 billion and many other hundreds of people get mega rich.

Not my joke but... STAR OF THE WEEK GOES TO THIS LONDON CAB DRIVER: A devout Arab Halibut entered a black cab in London. He politely asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teachings, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the work of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The man asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so, piss off and wait for a camel..."

Joao (fixed it for you) Havalange departed today, right in the midst of the Olympics taking place in Brazil. Two teams advance by 35 points. Shaun of the Dead picks up a micro point too. Gcreptile moves into 3rd. 27th Leader Board 1st - 296.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 249.1 points - Captain Chorizo. 3rd - 235.2 points - gcreptile (does not yet include points, awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 4th - 223 points - Death Impends 5th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies (includes points for Piet de Jong but still needs obit) 6th - 207 points - The Unknown Man 7th - 186.4 points - Sir Creep 8th - 177.8 - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 161.4points - Dead Cow 10th - 142.5 points - Hein 11th - 136.8 points - Uschi 12th - 122.2 points - Switch 13th - 120.5 points - Book 14th - 120.1 points - Morbid Kid 15th - 113 points - Toast (includes points for Michel Delpech but still needs obit) 16th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 17th - 105 points - Time 18th - 97.4 candles LFN 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT Still dead last - Tick Tock "The Case of the Very Empty Basket" Going to get messy some time soon about points twice handed out for deaths not yet receiving qualified obits. Go on Toast, write to the editor of the Times.

Bloody hell, are there any straight men on here? One or two. I hope I qualify. He man sports need to be bigged up. Stronger faster better type stuff. Not to fussed with all those subjective arty fartty artistic impression sports like diving or gymnastics. Shame squash is not an Olympic sport, and that more small countries don't get to enter more events. The classic events from Ancient Greece need to have greater participation in these regards. No matter how good the best competitors of any country is, at least a dozen events like the 100m, javelin and marathon need to have one entrant from each nation in the opening rounds. Three competitors from Upper Volta just undercuts the celebration of what should be a world wide competition, and foster greater understanding.

The cameras went back once, she was motionless and then the part of the course was never shown again despite most of the riders yet to pass it. Ominous. From the BBC... However, the race was marred by Van der Breggen's team-mate Annemiek Van Vleuten being involved in a serious-looking accident as she led the race. Van Vleuten had sped off from the pack to take a commanding lead when she suffered a nasty fall on her descent of the steep Vista Chinesa, where several men - including Britain's Geraint Thomas - crashed on Saturday. Former British Olympic champion Chris Boardman, working as an expert analyst for BBC Sport, says the Rio course was "too dangerous". "I'm really just waiting for news on Van Vleuten; it's very hard to concentrate when you see crash like that," he said. "I'm actually quite angry because I looked at the road furniture and thought nobody can crash here and get up. This was way past technical, this was dangerous." News just in that she is conscious and on the way to hospital. Edit as of 10 pm British summer time... The International Cycling Union (UCI) - cycling's governing body - said in statement released later on Sunday that Van Vleuten was "conscious and able to communicate".

Just seen the worst crash of all in the downhill section of the women's road race. Came off her bike and stuck her head in the gutter. Looked broken neck at best.

So got some updates to process on the fly... First the missed death of Bob Ellis. Aussie writer, died 3rd April 2016. Unique hit for Sir Creep. 50 basic points, bonus points thus 10x2 thus 70 more for him. That would have been plenty to have been 5th since then. Next, we have Piet de Jong, ex PM of the Netherlands, who died on the 27th July. Unique hit for Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies. 25 basic points, bonus points being 5x2. Thus 35 points on the way. Gloria DeHaven, an old MGM movie actress died on the 30th July. Unique hit for The Unknown Man. Again 25 basis points, bonus points being 5x2. Thus 35 points on the way. and finally, unless you know better... Bobbie Heine Miller, elderly lawn tennis player died on the 31st July. Leaving Maryport with 45 basic points, bonus points being 9x2. thus 63 more for him to change the lead. So the Score Board should look like this... 26th Leader Board 1st - 296.5 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 249.1 points - Captain Chorizo. 3rd - 223 points - Death Impends 4th - 217.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies 5th - 207 points - The Unknown Man 6th - 200.2 points - gcreptile (also awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 7th - 186.4 points - Sir Creep 8th - 161.4points - Dead Cow 9th - 142.7 points - Shaun of the Dead 10th - 142.5 points - Hein 11th - 136.8 points - Uschi 12th - 122.2 points - Switch 13th - 120.5 points - Book 14th - 120.1 points - Morbid Kid 15th - 113 points - Toast 16th - 106.5 points - Deathray's wooden overcoat. 17th - 105 points - Time 18th - 97.4 candles LFN 19th - 80.3 points - msc 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 15.3 points - YoungWillz 23rd - 1 point - DDT Still dead last - Tick Tock with Diddley Zip.

2016 masters list Teams 1 YoungWillz = YW 2 Shaun of the Dead = SotD 3 Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies = NSPMD 4 Maryportfuncity = MPFC 5 The Unknown Man = TUM 6 MSC (Pan Breeds Team) = MSC 7 Death Impends = DI 8 The Dead Cow = TDC 9 Devon Death Trip = DDT 10 Deathray (Caskets Understand No Titles) = Dray 11 Uschi ihr sein Hartledingenskirchen = Usc 12 Switch = Sw 13 Lord Felacio Nelson (The w***ers Arms) = LFN 14 Captain Chorizo = CC 15 Sir Creep = SC 16 Book = Bk 17 gcreptile = gcr 18 Magere Hein = MH 19 Tick Tock = TT 20 Morbid Kid = MK 21 Toast = To 22 Time = GMT 23 Dr Zorders = DZ 24 Rotten Alis STAB-in-the-DARK team = RA Dead Pavel Srnicek 29-12-2015 - Sw Michel Delpech 02-01-2016 - To Pat Harrington Jr 06-01-2016 - CC, DI, gcr, SC Andrew Smith (basketball) 12-01-2016 - SC Rene Angelil 14-01-2016 - Bk, MPFC, Sw, TDC, TUM, Usc Dale Griffin 17-01-2016 - To Abe Vigoda 26-01-2016 - LFN Eric Lubbock 14-02-2016 - DI, TDC George Gaynes 15-02-2016 - MK, Usc Boutros Boutros Ghali 16-02-2016 - MH Eric Winkle Brown 21-02-2016 - GMT Douglas Slocombe 22-02-2016 - CC, MSC George Kennedy 28-02-2016 - RA Martin Crowe - 03-03-2016 - Bk, CC, DI, Dray, MH, MK, MPFC, SotD, Sw, TDC, TUM, Usc Joey Feek 04-03-2016 - Bk, CC, Dray, MH, MK, MPFC, NSPMD, SC, SotD, TDC, To, TUM Nancy Reagan 06-03-2016 - Dray, gcr, NSPMD, Usc Lloyd Shapley 12-03-2016 - gcr Sir Peter Maxwell Davies 14-03-2016 - DI, NSPMD Cliff Michelmore 16-03-2016 - LFN Rob Ford 22-03-2016 - DZ, MH, Sw Johan Cruyff 24-03-2016 - DI, MSC, NSPMD Jean Pierre Coffe 29-03-2016 - gcr Ronnie Corbett 31-03-2016 - LFN Kris Travis - 31-03-2016 - CC, MSC Bob Ellis 03-04-2016 - SC Hendrijke Fitz 08-04-2016 - gcr Howard Marks 10-04-2016 - CC, Dray, gcr, SotD, TDC, TUM Jenny Diski -28-04-2016 - MPFC Muhammed Ali 03-06-2016 - GMT, MH, YW Dr Kate Granger 23 -07-2016 - Dray, MPFC Piet de Jong -27-07-2016 - NSPMD Gloria DeHaven 30-07-2016 TUM Bobbie Heine Miller -31-07-2016 - MPFC Joao Havelange -16-08-2016 - gcr SotD Tony Adamowicz -10-10-2016 - SC King of Thailand -14-08-2016 - SotD, MK, MPFC, TDC & TUM Jean Alexander -15-08-2016 - LFN Prince Mikasa - 27-10-2016 CC Lopita Tovar - 12-11-2016 - Bk, Aki Hintsa (McLaren Team Doctor)- 16-11-2016 - MSC Fidel Castro - 27-11-2016 Bk, DZ, TUM, Usc Ken Hechler (Dem. 4th Dist WV, US HoR) -10-12-2016 - CC, SC Zsa Zsa Gabor -19-12-2016 Bk, Dray, gcr, MPFC, RA, SotD, TUM, Usc Rabbi Lionel Blue -20-12-2016 DDT Liz Smith - 27-12-2016 - NSPMD Huston Smith (religious studies) -30-12-2016 - CC, SC Alive Halaevalu Mataaho Ahomee - DDT Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - DDT Marty Allen - RA Kenneth Anger - DDT Ed Asner - RA Ginger Baker - YW Geoffrey Bayldon - DZ Gordon Banks - MSC, NSPMD Roger Bannister - DZ Stanley Baxter - YW Johnny Beattie - YW Sister Wendy Beckett - DDT Daisy Berkowitz - Sw Chuck Berry - NSPMD Lionel Blair - YW Chuck Blazer - DDT Anthony Booth - MK, SotD Ian Brady - TT Mel Brooks - RA David Bryant (bowles) - GMT Adam Busby (SNLA) - gcr George H W Bush - SotD Baroness Campbell of Surbiton - To Glen Campbell - MPFC, MSC, SC, TDC, TT, TUM, Usc Lord Carrington - MH Jimmy Carter - Dray, MSC, SC, Sw, To, Usc Prince Leonard Casley - DDT Carol Channing - LFN, RA Sean Connery - LFN Olly Croft (darts) - DZ Danielle Darrieux - Bk, Liz Dawn - MK, TDC Doris Day - GMT, LFN Olivia de Havilland - LFN Colin Dexter (Writer Inspector Morse) - SotD Tommy Docherty - To Kirk Douglas - Bk, gcr, GMT, LFN, TDC, Usc Fr Lazarus El-Anthony (Coptic Monk) - DDT Princess Elizabeth of Denmark - Sw Nanette Fabray - DI June Foray - DI Bruce Forsyth - GMT Paul Gascoigne - LFN, NSPMD Francoise Gilot (painter) - TT Rev Billy Graham - Bk, Dray, GMT, MH, MPFC, SotD, TUM Valerie Harper - MK, RA, TUM Stephen Hawking - Usc Clare Hollingworth - DI, Dray Joe Jackson (Michaels dad) - DZ Clifton James (J W Pepper) - LFN Clive James - Dray, MK, YW HRN Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg - To George Johnny Johnson (No.617 Sqn) - GMT Ingvar Kamprad - DI, TT Helmut Kohl - Bk, DI, MH, SotD, TDC Jake LaMotta - DZ John Landy (2nd 4 min mile) - GMT Mills Lane - DZ Vera Lynn - GMT, NSPMD Jerry Maren - DI, TT Sir John Major - Sw Rose Marie - gcr, RA, TDC John McGuinness - biker - Sw Patriarch Mesrob II - DDT Vera Miles (Psycho) - YW Roger Moore - DZ Emma Morano - SC Michele Morgan (French Actress) - NSPMD Desmond Morris - TT Robert Mugabe - MK Gerd Muller - To, YW John Noakes - To Javier Perez de Cuellar - GMT, TUM Prince Philip - Usc Leslie Phillips - SotD Andre Previn - TT Mary Quant - GMT Sumner Redstone - CC, MSC, SC, To Carl Reiner - RA, TT, YW Bert Reynolds - RA Little Richard - DDT, MK, TDC Don Rickles - RA Fernando Ricksen - MSC David Rockafeller - Bk Peter Sallis - TT King Salman of Saudi Arabia - To Peter Sarstedt - To Michael Schumacher - LFN Vojislav Seselj - Sw Jakucho Setouchi (Buddhist) - DDT Louise Sherry (cancer mum) - MPFC O J Simpson - MH Dr Jens C. Skou (1997 Nobel Prize in Chemistry) - CC Huston Smith (religious studies) - CC, SC Richard Smith (BMJ editor) - MSC Morton Sobell (spy) - DI Freddie Starr - YW Ringo Starr - Sw William G Stewart - YW Nobby Stiles - MSC Jerry Stiller (Bens dad) - TT Valentina Tereshkova - TT Desmond Tutu - DDT, Usc Mary Tyler Moore - Bk Atal Bihari Vajpayee - gcr Joost van der Westhuizen - MH Brian Walden - YW Betty White - RA Joanne Woodward - MSC Herman Wouk - DZ

Well you've got 700 or so ... And there are 4037 cities in the world, let alone military targets.

Anyway... Think you will find that the UK has some number between 180 and 210 nuclear warheads. Exact number top secret classified. They would make a real mess of any country that want to truly test our metal. And no, on the issue of whether we need US permission to fire them, that too is an athamer. The captain can launch them, without any external input, especially if contact can't be made and it looks like the UK was the prior subject of a cataclysmic attack.The trident subs will carry 4 warheads and sometimes not all of them will be operational. There may be others on land, or maybe not. There were plenty of US ones. One weapon can make enough of a mess for everybody. And yes the US can block launches through technology, whether it gives permission or not.I really don't know why you need to keep getting this wrapped round your tits...From wiki... Armament: 4 × 21 in (533 mm) torpedo tubes for: Spearfish heavyweight torpedoes 16 ballistic missile tubes for: 16 × Lockheed Trident II D5 SLBMs (carrying up to 8 warheads each) Do your maths... 16 missiles each topped with upto 8 warheads. Quite likely two singles, two doubles, ten quads, and two full force eight up. That's about 64 warheads on a sub. Not to mention two more active subs fully armed but not hidden in deep water. However also from wiki...The boats are capable of deploying with a maximum of 192 independently targetable warheads, or MIRVs, with immediate readiness to fire. However, as a result of a decision taken by the 1998 Strategic Defence Review this was reduced to 48 warheads with a readiness to fire reduced 'to days rather than minutes'. Furthermore, the total number of warheads maintained by the United Kingdom was reduced to approximately 200, with a total of 58 trident missiles. The reduced warhead load per missile allowed the development of lower-yield non-strategic warheads loading options. The 2010 Strategic Defence and Security Review reduced this number further and the submarines will put to sea in future with a reduced total of 40 warheads and a reduced missile load of 8 (from a maximum possible 16). The number of operationally available nuclear warheads is to be reduced 'from fewer than 160 to no more than 120' and the total UK nuclear weapon stockpile will number no more than 180. Believe it if you want... So that scenario would be 8 missiles with an average of 5 warheads on each missile. Then 3 active subs holding a sum total of 120 warheads.