Rotten Ali

I'm expecting at some point we will not only have a double day but a triple.

I'll try and have Bhumibol Adulyadej King of Thailand

Old people will still die and need burying.As you were. I don't bury them. I lawfully deprive them of their liberty as per Articles 5 and 8 of the Human Rights Act, so it may affect my job. But I'm not too bothered about that. I want to know what each option will actually mean for ME. But I'm too upset about Bert Kwouk to think much about it right now Option 1. Sit on your backside with the rest of the "I can't work it out" crowd and do nothing. The people who want a say, go to the polls and there is about 70% support for vote leave. The EU secretly won't accept that and tell everyone the result was 53% win for remain. Most people believe the lie and life carries on as per usual. Except the Euro currency slides when Greece defaults and we send them £100 billion to prop-up the Euro to stop Spain, Italy and Portugal going into default as well. Greece is in the dog house for the next 50 years and getting a low priced holiday there is more easy to find. However because we are semi bankrupted too, we can only afford that holiday if you go and do a few dozen car boot sales. By the way you won't have to change currencies because we too will be using the euro by the year 2025 (at the latest). Option 2. Go and vote leave. The turn out will be high and about 75% of the vote will go to Leave. The EU secretly won't accept that and tell everyone the result was 53% win for remain. Most people don't believe the lie, a few riots are started then and life carries on as per usual after two days of unrest. The Euro currency slides when Greece defaults and we send them £100 billion to prop-up the Euro to stop Spain, Italy and Portugal going into default as well. Greece is in the dog house for the next 50 years and getting a low priced holiday there is more easy to find. However because we are semi bankrupted too, we can only afford that holiday if you go and do a few dozen car boot sales. By the way you won't have to change currencies because we too will be using the euro by the year 2025 (at the latest). Option 3. For some strange reason you go to the polling station and think about kittens and soft cuddly toys. The birds are singing and the sun shining. You think what the hell, it's not so bad, I'll vote remain. Too many other people do this too, and the Remain In vote receives 45% support. The EU secretly won't accept that and tell everyone the result was 53% win for remain. Most people believe the lie and life carries on as per usual. Except the Euro currency slides when Greece defaults and we send them £100 billion to prop-up the Euro to stop Spain, Italy and Portugal going into default as well. Greece is in the dog house for the next 50 years and getting a low priced holiday there is more easy to find. However because we are semi bankrupted too, we can only afford that holiday if you go and do a few dozen car boot sales. By the way you won't have to change currencies because we too will be using the euro by the year 2025 (at the latest). Easy P.S. Then when you go to the polling station take a permanent black marker felt tip pen with you. Remember to vote leave, it's the bottom box. Don't use the stubby pencil, "they" have pencil erasers. On the sly, photograph your marked ballot paper with your smart phone, then fold it and place it in the ballot box. Oh, and watch this short (3 minute 20 seconds) film now.

Like trying to get an emergency doctors appointment at the start of the day...

I agree, for something of that size in the centre of the country would require levelling huge swathes of Birmingham. Ooh, hang on....... I would have preferred that the capacity of the new Wembley stadium would have been built to seat exactly 100,000 crowd. When you get to any larger size the guys at the back just can't see enough detail in how players are showing any silky skills. Only crowd that gets to a mega size is the Indy 500. Mega Speed and 2 and and a half mile track circuit points to the well designed capacity of about 250,000 fans. Thus 500k round a football pitch would be crazy. Still a quarter of that figure, 125,000 properly seated would still be half crazy but just doable for a World Cup final match.

To me the obvious choice to be Hillary's VP would be Al Gore. He has done the job before, and he is thus fully qualified to step up to the Presidential role should she die in office. And heaven knows how many old Clinton/Gore posters can be reused!

Both of them on the same day. Going out with a bang. 5th of November 2016.

The other Wednesday morning, I helped out with doing a bit of leafleting for Vote Leave. Only an hour and a half but spoke with a number of householders on the way round. Only came across two people who were adamantly pro stay in the EU and did not want the leaflet. Compare that to about the other 8 or so that professed leaving would be the best option and you can easily see the numerical split in the two camps. If only the poles would show such a discrepancy then I could sleep better about such a monumental decision that I guess will engage only half of those with the power of the chance to express their opinion and flex their political muscle.

This one too needs to be kicked over the fence to Deadpool forum.

Looks like this dead Deadpool needs to be transferred over to the deadpool forum area. And if anyone cares a tad of re-enlivening.

Guess the sour prick did not have £200 on his local side Leicester City to win the Premiership. That one bet would have cleared the £ 1 million debt hole he has dug himself into. He should have a large blue letter L tattooed on his forehead.

Guess this is just the sort of madness that has been giving us some issues...

No... Not the women's thong, not the mug. Only 4 other items for sale...

Top left hand corner list on main web site front page under where it says 5/50. Link for you: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/deathlist

The mug.Hopefully I'm right and will be the first person to get an HPDP point without submitting a team. Oh I've given out points for not having a team before. Anyway, wrong.

For the heck of it, I've just ordered some merchandise, so as to contribute "in a small way" to the forum. (I urge others to do the same) however, question... What did I buy? A HPDP point to the first correct answer.

I've got a sneaking suspicion you are trying to tell me something. OK. 40 basic points &16 bonus points to Maryportfuncity. 23rd Leader Board 1st - 249.1 points - Captain Chorizo. 2nd - 223 points - Death Impends 3rd - 200.2 points - gcreptile (also awaiting obit for Hendrijke Fitz) 4th - 188.4 points - Maryportfuncity 5th - 182.4 points - Not Sir Peter Maxwell Davies 6th - 172 points - The Unknown Man 7th - 161.4points - Dead Cow 8th - 142.7 points - Shaun of the Dead 9th - 136.8 points - Uschi 10th - 122.2 points - Switch 11th - 120.5 points - Book 12th - 120.1 points - Morbid Kid 13th - 117.4 points - Hein 14th - 116.4 points - Sir Creep 15th - 113 points - Toast 16th - 97.4 candles LFN 17th - 81.5 points - Ray's Death Casket 18th - 80.3 points - msc 19th - 70 points - Time 20th - 66 points - Rotten Ali 21st - 30 points - Dr Zorders 22nd - 1 point - DDT 23rd - 0.1 points - YoungWillz last - Tick Tock. Also in the above scores I've awarded 4 teams a "princely point". To mark the unexpected passing of his Purpleness. So those who gain this Royal entitlement are DDT and Uschi (who put down Prince Philip, to Switch (who put down Princess Elizabeth of Denmark) and Captain Chorizo (who has Prince Mikasa).

I was thinking that I would play the long game with his sweepstake too, I was going to join you with saying next year to the day, so I'll change it now to say 18 months. 25th October 2017.

Mrs Rotten has got a couple of good old ones for you: He's here, he's there, we're not allowed to swear, Franck LeBoef, Franck LeBoef. He's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pounds, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee.

It has been a while Mono. Good to see you back. Looks that way. Contracted AIDS in the mid 90's took the drugs to suppress the illness but believed he was cured and stopped taking the medications about 2 years ago. Thus he has been taken down by a single case of flu.

Interested to hear some leading contenders in advance. Looked at the current betting and most are saying Russia to win. France close second. So listened to the French one first. Good idea to sing in both French and English. Could gain them extra points from the UK, Ireland and Australia. Sporting theme video works well. Next looked at your question mark in Romania, very Bond Film like, ok but not a winner. Russia, not as good as France, but those east European countries won't really care about the song. Now going to look at those other well fancied songs in reverse order, starting with Switzerland. Always a Eurovision favourite. Shame they have decided to only sing in English. Boring song which would have cut a better path to victory if the chorus had also used German, Italian, French. Next Finland. Euro trash pop - I'm going to sing it away. Yep. You did. Right down the unforgettable exit tunnel. Home nation Sweden next up. melody and sung story. It's ok, maybe even nice, but no sign of a single word sung in Swedish. Poor ending. Not a winner and no fear they will have to stage the contest two years running. Austria... Kicks along nicely in French. What? French? Yep, Austrian singing in French. Like it, as good as the French entry, if not just shading it! Hungary... No, no, no, no. Poor lad, 1. His English is not the best and he is shouting the poppy song in a gravelly voice. Not nice at all. Serbia... Quite likely the strongest vocals yet. Belting it out in a slightly manic fashion. Can imagine she won the Serbian version of "The Voice". Power and effort done to the max. Like Russia this will win lots of east European votes. 8 more to go... All rated 3 and a half stars quality. Australia. Top marks for a great sense of humour. My heart beats to the sound of silence. How can that possibly be possible unless the vacuous singer of possible Japanese decent is trully pulling the life out of her imposible song. Suprised it wasn't sung in Swedish. Bulgaria. Quite Average. Liked the near Black and White video, till about 30 seconds in when I was convinced it would bust into full colour. Oh well. Nice hair on sexy singer. Bulgaria 2 points (nice nipples) Croatia. Celtic undertones will chime with the Irish vote. Spacey / wet old car themed video was a grade A mess. What were they on? Thank god I'm not going to listen to those rated to be outsiders. Italy. The song title is in English. Starts in Italian, stays in Italian till 2 thirds the way in. 30 seconds of English then back to Italian. Winning formula. Nicely sung too. Latvia. Bloke belting out another second rate popish song, with a half way decent back beat, in English. Crying out for more. How many times did he sing the same line? Turn that round by singing it in as many languages he could manage and maybe it could get up into the top 4 or 5. Nice leather jacket. Lithuania. I've been waiting for this night... To catch the herpesvirus! Euro trashy. Malta. It's ok. Should finish in the top half of the leader board, but they are out of the friendly voting clique. Spain. Fancy dancing rythumy thingy. Disjointed break in the middle for no reason. Guess Russia will unexpectedly win by 50 votes from a three way tie between Italy, France and Australia. But watch out for dark horses in Poland and Austria.

I'll have a punt on Frank Williams of Dads Army. I'm sure he is 84 years of age still working and in good health without major prior issues.

I was just out on the patio having a tab when I heard a massive roar. Hmm, late draw, Vardy red carded. So, how many DLers are with me in willing Leicester to the title just to stuff it to the Premiershit outfits with masses of money and some sense of their divine right to win stuff? Sorry, not me. Couldn't give two shits for the blue wasters. Only one other team worse... Sheep shaggers... dcfc. How are Forest doing RA??? Two points from the last six games, I'm really not going to answer that on the basis that they have (virtually/actually) lost the ability to play to any decent standard. Come back Billy Davies.

I was just out on the patio having a tab when I heard a massive roar. Hmm, late draw, Vardy red carded. So, how many DLers are with me in willing Leicester to the title just to stuff it to the Premiershit outfits with masses of money and some sense of their divine right to win stuff? Sorry, not me. Couldn't give two shits for the blue wasters. Only one other team worse... Sheep shaggers... dcfc.

I hate ABBA. But you can't have an ABBA thread without mention of Slim Borgudd... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Borgudd