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  1. maryportfuncity

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Yeah, but only outdoors on a cool windy day. If he breaks sweat his story is proper toast.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    That's a dead pooler's wank fantasy of the event turns out to be a Covid super-spreader!
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Just for the laugh, how about 29 mourners you would expect and David Icke?
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Aye, I'm hunkering down - I'm reliably informed for those in search of Philip-free media content Pornhub has maintained normal programming
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    The 7th Death of 2021

    Bouteflika - but mainly a punt tbh This lot are proving agreeably mortal at a steady rate so it's hard to call
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    19 dead pooling days left in the month - 21 talented players left on our pitch, including both jokers - isn't over yet. Game on, or summat
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Just logging in to claim it You might say I'm currently holding a thin lead BBC Q/O - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56705671
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2021

    Aye, and ask the full adjudication panel if the entire royal family count as a pantomime (some of the most popular of which contain a prince) Totally unbiased advice since I have no skin in this particular issue - and seven skins conspicuously still alive on my team!
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Speaking of which - as one who publicly punted the thread would hit page 200 with him still breathing, I'm somewhat gutted this evening
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Cometh the hour, cometh the man:
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'll bet that party is going well
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'm avoiding the wall-to-wall wankfest of tributes - has any news organization rung the cult in Africa who worship him for a quote?
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Tried that last month - Lorimer, who'd likely heard a half-time talk or two, was the only one who responded.
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    Tracey Emin

    I put her on my DDP because the cancer looked like it was on an industrial scale and she's the right side of 60, so fairly valuable by their scoring system.
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    Tracey Emin

    Several DDP entrants - myself included - are beginning to suspect the same about our chances of a high profile finish
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    The Dead of 2021

    Think I heard summat on the news about Prince Philip - does he have a thread?
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Philip - would have been seismic if he'd snuffed it last month Even a death worthy of wall-to-wall news coverage can't breathe excitement into my moribund encounter with Bibliogryphon
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Aye, it'll be wall-to-wall mourning or pornhub - nowt else available!
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    Club 27

    Had to be - AI let loose on 27 Club star members and creating "new" songs. Anyone hereabouts know the legal situation if I (or anyone else in radio) unleashes these on their adoring listeners. Link (with tracks to hear incl. new Cobain song): https://consequence.net/2021/04/nirvana-drowned-in-the-sun-ai-song-google-software/?fbclid=IwAR073cDxA3LnJig-IlpEo5cUk6cqe20bFncVPP1DZ6EtRLfpm00cCI8Pbd0
  20. I'll leave it to the crew in charge to decide if we should subsume the Nobel laureate thread into this but I was struggling to see where else to post the fact that I've just read a remarkably chipper interview with Carl Djerassi 87 years old yesterday. The length and quality of his remarkable life doubtlessy improved by his involvement in the development of the birth control pill. He'd probably have been competing more strongly for resources, a seat on the bus, space in a supermarket aisle etc if every one-night stand in the last fifty years had resulted in a sprog, or summat. There are probably many other obit-worthy 'Tomorrow's World' types we should be listing here, before we list them in search of points.
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    The Dead of 2021

    Loved him as the out and out cynic in No Offence
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Wh-wh-what!!!! You mean, there is a God? I had him down to beat Gazza to the exit door.
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    By -Election Bingo 2019-2024

    Aye, so a couple of things - first off if the family wanted to save a few quid she appears to have a few front teeth substantial enough to serve as a tombstone Secondly, even if the other parties stood aside to allow the second placed Lib Dems a crack at taking the seat from the Tories then the numbers from the last election suggest it would be a tough ask, majority of over 16,000 and 55% percent of the whole vote as of 12 Dec 2019
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    A Joke

    Okay, nicked from the obvious place but actually made me laugh I just went to the doctors. I said, “doc, my penis looks like an overpriced Leather purse”. “Ahh yes”, he replied, “it’s Prada Willy syndrome”.
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    David Gulpilil

    Indeed I do, and also the bulk of the ten that refused to die for me last month. I'm getting just a hint of how football managers feel,

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