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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2022

    Mengele says thanks, he was beginning to wonder if anyone still appreciated him!
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2022

    Sean speaks sense - 2022 possibles list at MPFC Towers is duly stoked!
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Incidentally - I'm missing a joker on the masterlist - Bjelland is clearly marked on the message I sent. She's looking surprised at her current popularity on the DL Cup
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2022

    One who'll doubtless prompt debate because he's a borderline FFBI/obitable in his own right case. Henry Marsh - terminally ill doctor now front and centre of the right to die debate - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56597771
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Aw FFS - I keep rattling the fucking woodwork in this game. BIG respect to PB for the selfless efforts involved in running this game. Sincerely hope we're done
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Weds - ermmm - 44, Lewis Hamilton's race number
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Presumptuous as fuck The MPFC April team are currently attempting to check into the hotel!
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    Monty Python

    Hmm - and they got divorced during the writing/making of series two (1979). That series has The Psychiatrist episode, the one with the guest from Hell and the "anniversary" episode in which Basil gets Polly to substitute for Sybil and pretend to be "ill" (when Polly protests she doesn't look like Sybil, Basil says; "You're a woman aren't you?) So did Connie just recycle the worst moments of their marriage into the script?
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    Monty Python

    A good point - yeah, I'd say she was there enough to count as a Python - as she says just before she's condemned as a witch in Python and the Holy Grail; "It's a fair cop!"
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    William Shatner

    Amazingly agile for a 90 year old with a snack-happy belly on him
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    Monty Python

    Need a mod to rule on this, is the competition open to last woman standing too Carol Cleveland (79) might yet see them all out
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Lewis Hamilton's car, again, for Tuesday - 44
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    She died that this thread might have legitimacy, or summat Self-sacrifice of the highest order
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    Yeah, but... Look at the q/o standards applying themselves to the DL Cup and the forthcoming MMMDP!
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Monday 44 - Lewis Hamilton's F1 car
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Sunday - 36 - Jesse Owens briefly spoils the (Nazi) party at the Berlin Olympics
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    OOOhhh Squeaky bum time in the MPFC dug-out as the coaches turn to each other and ask how the fuck Jack Arends is still breathing
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Saturday - 66 - amazing football achievements (World Cup winning England just shaded for improbability by Workington's one and only finish inside the top 50 clubs in the Football League)
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    I'll avoid writing the first name because we might draw a little ranter fire but... Discussion in today's Sun (y'know, the paper that used to be Britain's favourite) about the stage four pancreatic cancer being battled by Amir Khan's mum
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    A Joke

    I saw a homeless man in a cemetery, kneeling in front of a grave. I said "Morning!" He said, "nah, just taking a shit."
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    William Shatner

    At risk of adding to the irrelevant stuff - here's The Shat's official video for a track from the Blues album. 89 at the time and almost touching the heights of Has Been and The Transformed Man
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Friday 63 - You can't get stains like that out without boil washing and I'm not boil washing JFK's best shirt!
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    Elton John

    Harsh on the legend that was Violet Carson/Ena - but fair
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2022

    Q/o surely nailed on in the dead pools that favour UK reporting if only because he sang Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
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    Meghan Markle

    Speaking of crowbarring Harry's mum into the story (as this thread recently did) - I found this corker on Sickipedia: Prince Harry has a job as a chief impact officer. Just like the copper in charge of his mum's death.
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