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    Big Brother

    Nikki's maybe unable to work but her mum steps up and sells the story to the Telegraph: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/daughternikki-grahames-eating-disorder-spiralled-lockdown/
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    Suicidal Celebs

    I think it might be a good idea to pool our information on high profile hari kari contenders. If you google celeb suicide there's such a wealth of information you have to wade through loads to find the likeliest contenders. Obviously some criminals - Huntley for one - are key contenders but there are loads of others with a history of attempts and/or depression. Some of whom have already come close. Stephen Fry confessed as much on TV last week, others - like Vinnie Jones - have also come withing touching distance of the void. How many DL contenders do we know who've attempted it and/or confessed to comin' close?
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    Life In Prison

    Sivaguru Narendran - Doctor jailed for sexual abuse - has just checked out of HMP Swale: https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/news/pervert-doctor-dies-in-prison-244439/
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    There are those in public life willing to take a stand against terrorism and the sociopathic headcases who volunteer to carry out the worst acts thereof. It struck me listening to Judge Leonie Brinkema's remarks as she told the only person convincted of involvement in 9/11 that he would 'Die with a whimper' that some of these people may be signing their own death warrants. Her words might play well in middle America but I'll bet somewhere in darkest Afghanistan there's a bloke logged on to the only computer in the street, typing in her name and asking the big question: 'Where does that bitch live?' I think we need a thread that can bob up and down identifying these semi-suicidal outspoken types when their mouths put their entire well-being in danger.
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Man, that's political correctness gone mad - is s-n-i-g-g-e-r-i-n-g a thing of the past? In which case, very soon, nobody will be able to visit Scunthorpe!
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Thursday 95 - the year the dry cleaners first heard the story about Monika Lewinsky's dress having mayonnaise on it and started sN-wording the second she was out of the door!
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    Female 'Firsts'

    Her only consolation being she sailed through 33, 45 and 78
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    Roger Taylor

    According to Wiki the 79 year old Roger Taylor (tennis player) remains active in competition and ranks just outside the world's top 50 for singles players in his age group. Fairly sure the age groups - as with athletics - are banded in five year spans so come his 80th birthday in October his ranking may rise because he won't be playing those 75 year old youngsters any more https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Taylor_(tennis)
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    Widow(er) Shopping

    47 years his junior, there's many famous electric guitarists would love to match that!
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    William Shatner

    Was briefly blind-sided by a Shatner fan on FB posting about a "new" album. Nothing of the sort, but maybe a timely reminder of a musical "career" so strange as to be celebrated by people who have little interest in the various genres into which The Shat has insinuated himself over the years. His prog excursion of 2013 was - arguably - the furthest out of all such adventures. Link: https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/entertainment/music/sdut-william-shatner-says-yes-to-prog-rock-2013sep10-htmlstory.html?fbclid=IwAR3UZVY3FfClmbWNUgKD2QrmXhpLBM0jjA7R4GuJ2PchGv8bfQTQ7zgliJ4
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    I'll stick a flake in the top and go 99 Wednesday
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Tuesday 57 - flogging Anthony Eden's demise to death!
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Aye, that was a typical Jed Mercurio dive into darkness - whether the "suspect" hit the paperwork whilst standing on the floor or whether his hard-case co-occupant took a used tissue and smeared it...well, either way, not a plot item you'd see in Corrie, eh? Speaking of Jizz - a link to the footballer who boasts that as a first name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Don't watch much on television at all - but did get stuck into Line of Duty last night. So, the surviving armed robbers (let's assume the one shot is definitely dead), they were out of their league and likely put up to the job by more serious criminals, when Joanne (Kelly MacDonald) screamed "Shit, shit, shit!!!" as one of the gang got shot it was because she knew there'd be a price to pay, because the diversion to that robbery was part of her plan all along. So, the first big lead in episode two comes from one of the remaining robbers shitting himself, out of his depth and giving away something that allows AC-12 and the rank and file police to start making connections, or am I wrong?
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    William Shatner

    OOhhh, harsh - Nerine (third of his four wives) was found dead in their pool, he was away working that day and found her, LAPD ruled out foul play and it was well-known amongst his friends he was supportive and helping her deal with her alcoholism Definitely a case of the Shat being shat on by life
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    I'll go 57 again Mon - in the hope of more Anthony Eden hilarity!
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2021

    Intense competition hereabouts - struggling to defend the title, but I do have seven of my starters left
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    Derby Dead Pool 2021

    First post on Noble on that thread was a Twitter obit Mail should suffice for the points, mind - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9385769/Boxer-Lee-Noble-dies-age-33-following-long-battle-cancer.html
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    Boxing Clever?

    Noble q/o https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9385769/Boxer-Lee-Noble-dies-age-33-following-long-battle-cancer.html
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Aye, I'm a bit erratic myself - always get these two confused
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Completely understand - but I wouldn't want to win it the way Lorimer's Leeds won things
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    Sickest game in the world (parts 1&2)

    Oh aye, might have got carried away there. Eden was the one in the shiny suit shouting "C'mon, c'mon..." right?
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    Andy Fordham - Will he retain his liver?

    "“I am staying in my bedroom because my wife, Jenny, has had cancer twice and my father-in-law who lives with us is 87 and is severely disabled." So, tragically none of that trio are capable of opening the front door when reality television comes knocking, then
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    A Joke

    Did some live online comedy with the Voice of Young Maryport tonight A few rib-ticklers to share Dylan (one name comedian) - "Yeah, I'm both gay and dysphraxic - so I'll suck you off but I might also rip it off!" Mark Nelson - "Hands, face, space...three places Neil Armstrong definitely ejaculated!"
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Yeah, well, it's a default rule I set on Deathlist to be fair to the laziest entrants - not sure it's part of DL Cup tradition. But we're discussing it in public and I'm happy to see your team awarded a joker - means nobody can say my crushing victory at the end of the month was a fluke

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