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Everything posted by maryportfuncity
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MIB is called MIB because he's nowt but charred remains these days, when it comes to deadpooling this boy is on fire! Respect
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Game on in the High Court. Will his hard-line legal team destroy the narcissist to the point that she's suicidal by Friday? Unlikely but probably worth dragging the thread to pole position so's we can study form.
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BS, my girl is smokin'
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Speaking of older women........ She drives me wild!!
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Aye, sorry Phantom, I didn't phrase it too well, it was the detailed article and that much younger husband that drew me in.
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Not exactly what people expected, perfect manners from the City fans as the silence was observed, after which their team threw away the script. The wrong shirts were the cause, obviously.
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Aye, but administration came after the closing of the transfer window and your win yesterday would have looked even more comfortable but for the clanger your keeper dropped at 3-0 up. It ain't over till it's over, a characterful crawl from the grip of relegation with a last gasp victory on May 3rd to secure the League One place might put a few punters in the ground. Hope so, I love comin' to Bournemouth I do.
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Bogey's mistress, dead at 89, leaving a 58 year old husband. Them Hollywood types, eh?
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Eric Underwood, national obit about as likely as a Carlisle United away win.
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LaVaughn Robinson, aw c'mon, everyone's heard of him, surely.
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Late news, a bloke from Bristol died in 2003.
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Hmm, I see an interesting head to head race - Phil vs Shane
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Q - Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? A - Because he's always wondering where he is.
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The only craft shop in Maryport. Times are tough for the small local business. Then again, I've got this mate who runs a small funeral business in Bridgend and......
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Pictures of Frank Swift will be displayed prominently in the area containing City fans on the day. Apparently it was considered as a possibility that pictures would be given out for them to hold up but the idea was rejected because some of them were likely to turn them into paper aircraft to launch later at Christiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney.
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Little bit of a recovery is relative, presumably this mattered enough to stop him getting completely plastered before he sang. He was mumbling to the point of being hard to follow the last time he did a live session for Mark Radcliffe on BBC Radio.
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Interview and performance by mumbling monoped from this year's event. Didn't notice anyone with a cloak and a scythe in the background but the man has clearly seen better days.
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An irish farmer, Osama Bin Laden and an Englishman are all fighting on a beach when the stumble across a lamp, a genie appears and offers them each a wish. The Irishman wishes for all the land in ireland to be forever fertile, in a flash its done. Bin Laden is amazed, I want a wall around all Halibut countries so no western infidels can enter our precious lands, in a flash a great wall appears. The Englishman looks at the genie and asks to know more about the wall, the genie tells him its 500 foot tall and 500 foot thick nothings geting in and nothings getting out. The Englishman sits back sparks up a Hamlet and smiles . . . . . Fill it with water !!
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AFC Bournemouth threatened with RIP Bournemouth. They'll make it, of course, but League One tops the rankings for clubs facing financial ruin.
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He died 21 minutes earlier in his own thread. I didn't realise he had his own thread oh well Chill He's died in many places at once, the way he'd have wanted his death to be. Or summat.
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Re Man Utd what do the collected footy brains on this thread think will happen next weekend? Will a contingent of the City support be so tasteless as to deliberately wreck the one minute silence to the dead heroes of 1958? If so, will the reprisals extend to full-on violence afterwards? Bear in mind that City fans have been chanting; 'we're all going to a diamond jubilee' lately. Personally, I think enough of them will overstep the mark to the point they'll be heard and newsworthy. I reckon the one minute's applause was a much better idea.
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What Are You Giving Up For Lent?
maryportfuncity replied to Godot's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I am giving up avoidance of this thread! -
Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries ,etc ...for 2008
maryportfuncity replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Afternoon coffee has been consumed, heads have been scratched and after much deliberation the office reckons Milvena Dean might be a good bet for the Titanic death curse.
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Nobel Prize In Death
maryportfuncity replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
This list is a worthy addition to our own research, clicking the links and reading for an hour would probably be much more enlightning than watching the lighweight tosh currently trading as Horizon on BBC 2. The deadpooler(s) of Maryport salute this fine thread.