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Dunno It's like buses you know.....sometimes you'd swear the lot of them were on strike even when they're not. I'm hopeful of getting somewhere near last year's total. Still think Biggs will cark it this year, or Sharon.

So whaddya reckon? Machine guns or just pour offal into the sea until it's full of sharks?

Summat for everyone here. Possible stripping of Lewis' points in Japan for those who care about the championship and a decent gay innuendo about Mark Webber getting a Red Bull up his rear end for the punsters.

What, to die, or to start that thread?

Have you read Gore Vidal at his worst? I'm nowhere near as hard to fathom as that.

Good to see the studentish sense of humour that started this whole DL caper two decades back is alive and well HMBWA.

He's 82 and 1 day old today. Post whore, Moi?

Nowt online yet but BBC News report announcement that case will be re-tried.

Visitation rights for Britney. Bad sign if she sends a flunky to see the kids and goes out partying herself. Didn't she used to be a singer, or summat?

The king is dead, long live the king. Or summat.

She will be 27 in 2008... Aye, fair enough but for those deadpools that reward you more for younger picks there's always our old staple, K*rsty H*ward. And where people get banded in age so there's less advantage to picking the very young there's still Gazza, well short of 50, well on the way to self-destruction with a record of recklessness that started before Britney was a high profile pop babe.

Even the news reports read like obits. There's some miles on his body, specifically his vital organs. He's probably got the kind of body that'll go into meltdown once a serious condition appears. Not widely picked deadpool wise for 2007 so there'll be a few headbutting icons on the go if he checks out this year. I'm guessing he won't. For starters, there had to be some indication he was fit to tour for promotion companies to risk the Irish and American dates. But, the long and medium term are as dodgy as his recent output IMHO.

Chief taken off case. In other words, the bloke who seemed most convinced of their guilt is now to be engaged on other duties.

I'd say there are still a few under 50s better placed to self-destruct than her. Gazza for starters.

Willy Top signs for Bradford. So he's coming (arf arf) to the English game.

He's getting no younger, not good for his blood pressure all this inquesting and worry.

Mike Beuttler Died of summat AIDS related 1988, didn't he? There have to have been other gay drivers. Not that it makes a blind bit of difference to the racing bit, mind.

Dilemma; just had an e-mail about work, abroad, vital stuff, on November 3rd!!!! f**k!!! A toughie.

Oops, she did it again and now the kids are going.

Apparently he's up to his ears in Escorts (and I don't mean of the Ford variety) Hmmmm...doth protest too much? I thinking Walliams here... What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday.

Clarke is still alive and serving in public office - aged 70 - though, isn't he? I know he collapsed during the 10,000m final in Mexico but he went on running for a couple of years and - I think - took a bronze medal at the next Commonwealth Games.

Are you telling me Britain's best sporting discovery of the year is on a pay as you play deal where shagging is concerned? Sexually transmitted diseases..........deadpool points. I'll believe your claims when someone delivers the evidence.

'I fear he will die onstage' says Sharon's estranged brother. Whatever his intention in selling the story it's bound to put ticket sales on that hefty forthcoming tour. 'Last chance to see,'.....'I was there when Ozzy died,' sort of sales.

Drink and depression took hold, especially once Tessa Wyatt saw the light and cleared off.