Let's make Eileen our new God and brainwash our children to believe in her
Lord hear us
and target the needy, the weak minded and the desperate (like 'Believer') and the hungry (we'll give you food if you believe in Eileen)
Eileen hear us
we won't need evidence of anything, just faith (faith that cannot be questioned), but will treat her postings as our new bible. If we don't like them we can change them at a later date. And always remember, nothing is as ugly as a Christian meeting group.
Lord graciously hear us
I like Terminator's idea of the 'Church of Eileentology' but what about 'The church of the latter day Eileens'.
Oh my Eileen, we're splitting already!
Some people just have to believe in an Almighty. The same people ususally believe in ghosts and read their stars.
Bless you, in the name of the Eileen, the fairies and the father Christmas.
Karl Marx once said "if God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him"