Stayin Alive

It's a fair point. He will be eating less no doubt in prison and there are some theories that eating less can prolong your life. Even so, and with this information in mind, he is still going to peg it

Actually quite a few of London's borough names offer very credible choices for the next Beckham offspring.

Or the Grays Sports Almanac 2000-2050?

She's got something alright, and it ain't cancer.

It doesn't say that in my Carol Voderman web guide book, although it is the 2003 edition: Deathlist.net. Pre & Post death irony in a luxurious and autonomous forum setting. Sometimes referred to as, "The after-death wrap party for the stars." As for the facts. We never had any of those.

Have a word with The Yeti and get the correctly sized avatar? Your one is too small.

So he is. Thanks K/Y/L/E. I've updated our Death Database accordingly. Thanks for choosing Deathlist as your premier death listing and date validation service.

That's ok. Has Rude Kid mentioned anything to you about "special payment" for that avatar he did for you yet?

I normally go to the trouble of cleaning up these posts, but I guess this is one I will just have to live with

Rude Kid Er, I just stopped, what, I was doing, and watched that movie. A great effort. Very amusing. Nice post.

Where is Mr Chekhov to say 'inflated vessel off the starboard bow' when you need him? I thought Kelly was promoting a book or something, but nothing on Google or Amazon. I guess DWB already checked his spam filters for that one --- Customers who bought Doohans Demons also bought: Shatner's Bassoon, The Complete Ensemble.

What Happens Next?

What an amazing find Harry! But, surely, it should of read: JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African man who shot his pregnant fiance dead before killing himself will be post-humorously married to her at the weekend. I wonder what happens if she now asks him for a divorce, posthumously?

Daily Mail? Lets not suck DWB in to this unnecessarily - he is needed in the avatar topic. I can assure you that it was "somebody in the office" and that person is known to you. A happier camper is the clue.

What's the point?

What for those sorts of links? Smart linking to these sites?

The suspense is killing me.

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Yes, it was a clean sweep for him.

Does it have an alarm?

Ok, so it is connected to you? It is yours. You didn't just pull that out the hat on Google images? I still like the cartoon Mary meself, like.

I think you'll find that Catchphrase quit him, probably. RHHHHIGHT! Liza Tarbuck is Jimmy Tarbuck's daughter? Never! What is that the 10-1 shot? Let's ask Geoffrey Wheeler.

What is that supposed to be? A gay Knight Rider car?

Earl: - What 'S' is a sudden loss of brain function? See: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=165 - Say what you see? Unless you've heard something specific, I would have to say "It's good, but it's not the right answer." Mr Chips might say differently, but I think the chips are far from down for good old Roy. Who knows, we may even see him in another Peter Kay show.

Oh, Harry. You gotta sort out your avatar man! I can't take any more poor avatars, so I'm offering my services to help you. What about a picture of Typhoid Mary or something? Some ideas: http://pages.map.com/rclark/tabloid_trash/1.gif http://www.juliestaples.com/dd/images/maryhead.jpg http://www.trinitycross.net/museum/gallery/images/dd01.jpg http://www.harpiesbizarre.com/TyphoidMary.gif http://www.isbe.net/secondaryed/images/Food_S4.jpg http://www.highfield.co.uk/images/hallofsh...typhoidmary.jpg http://www.dartmouth.edu/dms/news/publicat...trangers_14.jpg I personally like the second one. It's very handy that there is a cartoon character named Typhoid Mary.