Stayin Alive

Has anyone signed a D.N.R. for Take That yet? They have been clinically dead for years. Not sure if that counts for a real death on here. Perhaps another spin-off list awaits.

Did this story appear anywhere else other than the tabloids or is it a smokescreen?

Ryan's a lifter - it's official.

I guess I missed this spoof. What was the show called - Reaper?

What's intriguing though, is the audio sample behind this caption: Herinnert u zich deze nog? (nog?, nog?, nog?) http://home.hetnet.nl/~vdwater/her.mp3 I guess we may even get a few visits from the Polite.

Double dutch - I like it. Dear Yeti, I do hope you didn't part with any crustaceans for that software.

Edible Panini stickers! What a great idea. Those school kids won't know what hit 'em. Although swapsies could be interesting on the regurgitation front. I remember the bio plot too, ahhh very funny. Heheheh. Nice work.

Oh what it is to have the ear of god Hey, God, thanks for giving us back the shell type creature, now what about Karon? By the way that Doomsday disc isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Now I have to admit that I missed that. I think you might of added that skull and crossbones after my poll was launched!

Maybe the half time whistle can be replaced with the classic nokia text alert - beep beep, beep beep...

They're all bloody Yanks, apart from our Gladys Hawley and Mary Ellen Swan. Go girls! Imagine that, living since 1891 - that really is quite mad.

Update: Michael was on "This Morning" (oh the joy) on Tuesday this week. Looks like he is fine health. Apparently he isn't very happy because somebody at the hospital or TV faked his death, no really, leaked details of his illness and he didn't want to share this with anyone else.

I didn't even realise that we had produced our own version of Jokers Wild here. I've only ever seen them seen the american version years ago and rather naively thought that was that.

I've never heard of her. Not even on Radio 4.

Good update. Maybe the helping hand of god is what is needed here. Man, Panini. I remember that West Ham was always a tough one to find in our area. But then somebody told me that the stickers were distributed so that the area you lived in, relating to your team, was the hardest sticker to get. We always had far too many West Brom team stickers here...

Can we include ugly fruit as contender? I think Alex is taking the pith.

When asked what he would do with his retirement he once said something like: "I can't retire when I've never worked a day in my life."

Anyone want to buy a Socialist Worker? Used condition, tea ring stain on front cover.

There is something a bit Hawkingesque about this one. Big News Network says that all appears ok: http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=1f35214c2c58d365

DWB - I bet we are going to like it, not a lot, not a lot. Keep an eye out on the panto season would be my advice if you intend to follow up with that line of enquiry. Now, back to Derren Brown...

Sadly, neither. I have some holiday coming up and south-east asia seemed viable. Americans will, no doubt, try and deny that Cambodia's techno club scene is da bomb.

Sadly, this link has already expired. So only you and Reaper are in on this at the moment. Where does she park her bowles anyway?

Trouble In Store...

Did anyone catch the name of the hostel?

Claude Levi-Strauss: Oh, what a waist!