Stayin Alive

Greetings all DL faithful As you can probably imagine I'm incredibly busy screwing up other websites for living, but if the Grim Reaper himself is attending I may join the melee. As you can probably guess I'm quite a shy and inhibited type of person with very few friends so I have to plan public outings with quite some care and ensure I have the safety mechanisms (and safeword no doubt) in place. The new DL look has just been released. Praise welcomed, it will help with my confidence. BTW I tried that bromide and it wasn't any good with psy-trance. Is that normal? Loving the son of picture association - top sh*t.

I wonder what the package is for that job, like I wonder if the job was posted on the internal jobs intranet at Halifax. I'm pretty sure I remember reading that the first star banker - Howard - did all the ads for his original salary - Halifax displaying a very astute business acumen, removing the need to pay for 'talent' in the process. He ran for long enough for British overdraft fees to pay for the campaign in anycase. Let's hope Howard and the new guy manage to get a bit Xtra than their salaries for all their efforts. Staying with the banking theme for a second longer, surely nothing can ever top the Natwest advert, where we were all reliably informed by a intern that an automated teller machine is just like a photocopier but the paper is more expensive. Taxi, tell Charles I'm on my way...

I'm back and there is only one thing on my mind...

What about an online DeathDaq or something else similar or some other death league tables to keep us all amused whilst the current deathlist year drags by? Im thinking interactive. Ideas? Comments? What about a death news email? The Deathlist.net in-house coding team stands ready.

Ok, voting seems to fizzled out in the "name the DL game topic", so we've turned off the life support machine, closed the topic and declared "Stiff Competition" the winner. Thanks to all 15 of you that voted. The poll can be viewed here: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=577 We'll let you all know when the game is available to try - which shouldn't be too long. You can still discuss the game here: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=548 It was also decided, via poll (13 votes), that there would be 10 names in your team.

Well, what 'cha think? Do you want to see the Yeti's original ice monster back? I do, that frog is too boring.

Surely that should of read: Wal-Mart heir makes his way to the checkout?

The Countdown clock - as it sounds to me But seriously, what a shame to lose Rich Whiteley. Everyone is guilty of liking him and Countdown at some point in their life. Filled a few dull moments in between contracts - with the mandatory tea and biscuits, just after The Village on BBC2. Respect.

There were some pics of him today in the paper, which jarred my memory... Does the forum believe that Al has truly fought off his throat cancer? They're making a stage play about him. Doesn't that set alarm bells ringing for next year?

What is the dominant smell though, in such a circumstance; The chicken bones or the wee?

I can assure you all now that you've hit a bum note there. I've remembered my DL login, now give me back my piano.

Perhaps you would care to assist the Deathlist by doing some research on the causes of death and letting us know.

I feel an old Deathlist favorite saying coming on: Ready, steady, stop!

At last after all these desperate years of searching, I've finally found a picture of Glyn Worsnip. Glyn left the planet in 1996, headed for Cerebellar Ataxia armed with the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and a sweater wearing companion by the name of Doc Cox. Indeed, even Patrick Moore thought Cerebellar Ataxia was a rare constellation when he was approached and secretly filmed for a episode of the notorious Brasseye series, that to date has never been shown on british television. Channel 4 hold the episodes fate in their hands. Thats Life. Don't panic! Publicity photograph: Worsnip & 'Doc' Cox, Interstellar shenanigans; The search for Cerebellar Ataxia, 1996. Reminding us that universal hitch-hiking is not safe and can be dangerous.

I feel like I've just been to The Land of Green Ginger...

No, I fear the sweets are more famous than them. We'll have to suck it and see...

I take it you mean the american POLO then? Question is: which came first: POLO or Lifesavers?

Or as they say in Scotland: Deed.

Question is: Do you offer a Titanic survivee ice for his whiskey?

That's it Larry, just turn the kettle on, just flick the switch...

Hey, looks like somebody stole my Mr T image idea...