Stayin Alive

392.7 Hey Frenzy - thats not so handy if you don't speak Czech!

What does Pete say?

Maybe Gordowey was sharing it with us rather than advertising with us. Although I'm sure you could get great rates for a banner advert on this site. "You only die once." Who writes this crap? You'll have to try harder Gordowey, if this is your site. You only live once too, but this hardly seems the right place to go into that. How do they know when you are dead, so as to send out your death mail? When your credit card company cancel the continuous credit card authority? I see the problem, it is hard to leave a message for anyone these days. Personally, I'm putting my money in to cryonics. Forget the 5 last emails thing. I will be revived once they've cracked the tortoise genome. Perhaps we can all come up with some new headlines for www.thelastemail.com. We do like a headline here, don't you know.

Oh well, back to the drawing board for now.

Coup de grâce. Jeu, ensemble, allumette: Beatle de montre de la mort. Anyway, you jokers, it still don't answer my question as to why the time-delayed obituary.

Oh, we do like a headline here at DL HQ - well spotted What an interesting find. Ok, here are my two.... 1. UH-UHHHHH! X X X ...or however you phonetically spell that noise that Mr Babbage, super computer, makes!! 2. Balls! BTW I question the "funnyman" assertion. I'm sure you will share my sense unease of this.

Two ice ages ago

Obituary: 'Allo 'Allo star Richard Marner. P33, The Times, today. Why such a huge gap in publishing his obituary?

The owner would not meet the famousness test, I fear. Where can you buy tortoise hormones and DNA these days?

Debs - are you thinking of paying Richard a visit at his care home or something? I'm not sure he still does autograph signings or answers to personal callers (they have caller ID at the home you know), although an autograph request might be a true glimmer of sunshine in the dayroom. Also, if you can share his date of birth with us, we can update our death database accordingly. Lets hope he stands and delivers. Thanking you...

"Hurricane" seems to be getting a lot of free publicity here. Perhaps we should start offering e-ticketing and online betting.

Ok, you can come out now Cowboy. Put away that cap gun too.

And just who is it that compiles this Global Corruption Report?

American?

Hey, the line, "Claire had known that she was going to have a better night out than you for some time", really reminds me of those greeting cards that you get with those Draylon clad, 70's home shopping catalouge guys on the front with the similar captions. I think they are all called Men In Pants or something similar. You been sending such cards of late Reaper?

Oh, just the mention of Patrick Moore and Richard O'Sullivan... It really stirs up the emotions in folk.

Brando, The Godfather of Method, has been discussed before in fact and has appeared on the 1997 (45) and 1996 (36) lists. We have a thread for him already: http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=99 Reaper - Who is 'he' in: 'other than him sending a well done note...'? I too have very warm feelings about Bigsy and am very surprised he is still tucking into his porridge - maybe this is his life extending secret or perhaps he is a Roborobber? If he is, a RoboRobber, then they obviously still have quite a few spare parts for the older RoboRobber 1960 units. We are firmly on the right track here with this one. He is obviously on the slow, all stations train, to Deathsville: It does take that little bit longer, but it always gets there in the end.

The question is: is he going down hill fast?

Gee thanks.

I'm sure any details of piles will be kept strictly under wraps, as would any details of indiscriminate Tail Wagging. I like the suggestion from little sister.

I see that Derby Dead Pool still haven't credited us with Al yet? Surely that helps our score even more, even though we have 20 names there. What happens there do we only get our first 20 or something? The deathline is a tough one and I'm not even impressed with this myself, but here goes: Good Night; Good Bye or Return to Sender? See, I told you they were crap. It's a shame Lan Chiao's dreams could never be realised either, but then I guess poor Lan failed to see the relevance of the country reference and title as being fairly central to the actual programme's theme: From: Lan Chiao ("Lan_Chiao"@heavens.say!) Subject: alistair cook, could you do a letter from sea? This is the only article in this thread View: Original Format Newsgroups: soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.malaysia Date: 2000-12-09 12:27:39 PST Dear alistair cook, Been and still is a great fan of yours and your letters from USA. No doubt your intellect is still very much intact even in your advanced age. If you ever consider coming over to sea to write similar letters, i'm sure the following would not be any less than what you currently enjoy. May you outlive many self-acclaimed wise men of the east and continue with your letters of wisdom and wit. post been c/o to bbc ===========>

I'm sure a nurse would of been part of the contractual arrangements.

I thought you were ..... Nah, thought you were away. Good to have you back. I take it you missed Bob's apperance.

Hehe, indeed! I was contemplating a post along these very lines. Right now, if I was Frankie, I would be attending the wellman clinic at my earliest opportunity. CBC, Chem-7, Pulse Ox, LFT & cross-match for 4...

Do I take it that nobody else saw (or will admit to) watching this pivotal television moment? Were you all too busy taking part in the most pointless sitcom voting platform of all eternity instead? Death Watch Beatle - man where are you?