Stayin Alive

Say he does go before Xmas, that's a lot of PAXO you'd need.

What? Can't we just delete this thread?

That's assuming you can read the story...

Is that your 25 cent's worth then Earl?

I guess it might give the game away.

Actually it was a prawn sandwich, not a donna kebab.

Hey Harry - No worries, context is good.

I'm still not seeing any decay here.

If you've got a bit of the super-gelatine left over then perhaps I could even suggest a spin off product... Crazy Lozenges or Crazy L's, for when you are feeling a bit horse. For L's sake, if you feel horse, get crazy.

Dear Guest Worry not, as I do believe that the four donkeys have been sent to the knackers yard, to help supply the much needed super-gelatine, that my new confectionery product - Crazy Gums - requires.

Or perhaps even a new super concentrated gelatine based confectionery title, Crazy Gums. Still pondering what the strap line would be for these. Crazy Gums, A Question of Sweets ?

Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. I manged to get four brains for George. Let's hope it does some good, especially if we all pool our resources.

That's dead good!

Man, that's some side-parting.

Actually, I remember seeing this before a good few years back. It's good to know that quality such as this lives on in the virtual realm of bytes.

I want to know what is in his hands? Is this the picture round or something?

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Perhaps those itbox'es in pubs have more to answer for than we originally thought then... Maybe I will have to start pulling out their cords when I next spot one. itbox - keeping irate DL pub ranters satisfied since 2003.

Actually, looks like P Dubya is going to make it this year. Maybe he had a word with Eugene Terre 'Blanche about keeping the "black" away from him. Maybe he arranged an armed guard for him.

Fade to black...

I'm sure people will be quite conservative with their rants for Maggs.

Welcome! Just wait until we teach you the secret handshake. I think you should make that image your avatar. It's in the spirit of the deathlist gallery for sure!

A most amusing line from Stats. His own original material or quoted?

And at this rate it might just happen. He ain't dead yet.

So you can all take it back now... bah! Software bug!