Lord Fellatio Nelson

Ive spent the last few weeks not wanting to kick the TV screen in but I cannae hold it no more. Milliband is a massive cunt. Another 'socialist' that makes all the gestures and talks a load of shite about social justice and the like while he lives in a million pound house that has a Kitchen for his missus and himself and one for his NANNY and his kids. What fucking planet does this massive tool live on? Privileged? Oxbridge? Etonian? What kind of moron truly thinks that Labour is any better/more working class than the Tories??? As soon as Labour get in the money will fuck off abroad faster than diarrhea down a bog. That's something they don't quite grasp, the wealthy tend to create wealth for the rest of us working classes to live on. DOH!!! Ive worked under Labour and the Tories, both are shite but one is massively shite. Labour. Greens? Hahahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha. Lib Dems? See ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ UKIP? Hmmmm. If you look beyond the mud slinging "They is a bunch of racists innit" they have ideas that are not too bad, I mean, we wouldn't be throwing foreign aid at India anymore, right? The worst possible nightmare will be a Labour SNP coalition. I truly wished the Scottish electorate had shown more balls and had voted for independence. The Tories are what they are and have always been, rich cunts that look after the rich. Having said all of that, what the fuck is wrong with our society?? Food banks?? What the fuck is that about!!! Anybody would think that poverty is a new fangled concept, which, well, it must be. We have bred a citizen that takes absolutely no responsibility for themselves and expects the state to house them, clothe them and now do the fucking shopping for them. Pathetic. Nobody seems to get it, we are all screwed, and screwing the 'fat cat bankers' has more to do with seeking justice than making the economy work. There IS money out there and there ARE jobs, unfortunately, due to the callous treatment and subjugation of the working classes by the capitalist elite, if you don't earn a fat wage, own a house and drive a car that is three years old or newer you are a VICTIM ........... which is great, eh. Politics isn't radical, to be radical will require honesty and all Politicians are fucking liars so that's out then. Same old shit with a different wrapper then,

That's a young Natalie Wood!!!!

Possibly the best conspiracy theory for a while. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/valley-parade-disaster-survivor-of-bradford-city-fire-martin-fletcher-casts-suspicion-on-chairman-in-new-book-10179599.html

They made Cannon and Ball look like Fry and Laurie Go to 10.54, is that a Cliff Richard T shirt he's wearing during his Jimmy Savile "impression" ? Handy, you are a DL legend. How many others could have got through 10 mins of Little and Large!!! I bow to you.

I do my best to spell English correctly, according to the British spelling conventions. Every now and again I make mistakes. So do, to my relief, almost all native speakers (native writers?). In this case I got confused (rather than distracted, I have no little sister) by spellings of words of a similar derivation, such as semaphore and chromatophore. English spelling is a bitch. Quite frankly, your English is utterly outstanding and 99% of the time nobody would know that you were not native to this sceptic isle or summat.

Aye but, lets face it, while she didn't really sound like Penelope anymore she fuggin looked the spit of another Anderson creation, Zelda from the Terrahawks.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what living under Sue Perkins and Mary Portas was like.... EFA

I keep confusing Crazy Town with that kids TV programme Lazy Town.Mind you Crazy Town doesn't have a Pink haired pubescent girl prancing around for paedos to glop away to. I know as a kid you see nothing wrong and then when your older you go " what the fuck did my eyes witness" Aye, if you trawl back through the way motor racing coverage dealt with accidents, you also get that effect. There's stuff filmed in the moment, now available on youtube that wouldn't be let out to air now. Fuck me Mary! Well I gave it a go and, I confess, I was unable to masturbate to Ronnie Petersons fatal crash...............

Mugabe is an excellent advert for what eating rancid bush meat and cannibalism can do. It can put fucking YEARS on you!!

I know, what's even sadder is she, in a tragic way, succeeded. Not totally sure there, Sutch topped himself soon after his mum died. And his party continue to pay the higher deposits. It was more the likes of the road safety candidates she hated; people who could afford to treat elections like an opportunity to get up in the pub and rant about something local that was pissing them off. Poor Bill Boaks, who did he ever piss off? Apart from the National Front. Mind you, he spent his entire life campaigning for road safety, then got killed by a bus running him over. That's life. I know, what's even sadder is she, in a tragic way, succeeded. Not totally sure there, Sutch topped himself soon after his mum died. And his party continue to pay the higher deposits. It was more the likes of the road safety candidates she hated; people who could afford to treat elections like an opportunity to get up in the pub and rant about something local that was pissing them off. Poor Bill Boaks, who did he ever piss off? Apart from the National Front. Mind you, he spent his entire life campaigning for road safety, then got killed by a bus running him over. That's life. I was never convinced that Bill Boakes was actually alive. He looked like he was embalmed after living to the ripe old age of 120. I suspect that he was an Electorial prank conceived by students or summat. Wheel the corpse out at elections then shove him back in a cupboard until the next one.

I keep confusing Crazy Town with that kids TV programme Lazy Town. Mind you Crazy Town doesn't have a Pink haired pubescent girl prancing around for paedos to glop away to.

Im not surprised you "unconsidered" it. You realised that you were top of the list.

It's okay Zorders, I think mpfc wasn't seriously offended, he was just making a very subtle and not very funny joke in response? I dunno, ....... I noticed the "joke", which was actually funny if it was, you don't need to highlight it, but i think you did manage to annoy him but then he pretended it was a joke. Maybe. Whatever, still praying for him to run over a nasty pebble while he's on his bike in the Lake District or wherever. Are you for real?????? Ehhh... just shut up That's exactly what we have been saying about you for fucking ages.

Are you for real??????

Get Some In also had Robert Lyndsay in it, which I think predated Citizen Smith by a few years. I actually remember watching the very first episode of Get Some In, like it was yesterday or summat. 'My Name is Marsh, Corporal Marsh!! B A S T A R D Marsh!! They were the days.

© Jimmy Jones live at the Circus Tavern Purfleet sometime in 1978.

Wankers!!

AFAIK you are not from across the pond so stop using shitty Yank expressions.

Blimey, Enoch Powell has now been linked to historic child sexual abuse. Something to do with satanic rites or summat. I suspect that no Black or Asian kids were harmed in his pursuit of 'pleasure'........

My Mum used to watch Pebble Mill at One everyday and she went to an open day and Bob Langley actually picked me up and held me whilst he talked to my Mum. I must have been about 5 at the time but still have vague recollections of it. Boy, you were lucky. Another time, another place and you could have been held by Jimbo or Rolf!!

I was watching old Airplane/Starship videos and interviews last night on You Tube. I feel the above news is therefore my fault. He's 74 by the way, not 71 that the above article states. I always thought that Buzz Lightyear was modelled on him.

Wasn't wasted on me, in fact just last week I watched all 3 series and the Christmas Special on Youtube. One of my favourite shows ever in my otherwise awful childhood. I was considering a DDP team but after counting the actors and even production team I couldn't reach 20. Tragedy of this show is the young man who played Matt the stable lad, Sean Flanagan, died in 1981, only 3 years after the show finished. The quality of actors in this so called children's show is amazing, though I do guess after about three series of "spirit" jokes, you do begin to run out. They don't make them like this any more, sadly. I remember The Ghosts of Motley Hall!! Brilliant show, Sheila Stefal was one of the best actresses ever. FACT! Rentaghost is my favourite of all time, I can still watch it now and laugh. Thing is, these shows were made in an era where Childrens Television had a proper budget, a dedicated department and the quality was never skimped on, we wuzz the envy of the World we wuzz. Now, I would imagine, its all cheap shite.

She will have to go to the back of a fucking long queue.

Some names on here Ive not heard in eons. That's the strange thing really, some of these people were household names in the truest sense and have completely disappeared. Michael Aspel was, at one time, the biggest television personality in the country, well probably. Its not like he announced his retirement, he just fucked off never to be seen again. Presenting was once an art, people did it and bugger all else. Now its fair game for any Comic, sports person and serial sex offender.