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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Well, she is the youngest actress there. Some of them are, well, very old, aren't they. MPFC will be licking his lips at that line up!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here..... Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk. The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'. Go fill yer boots.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    This man, the legend, the, the, last of a breed, is 80 today,
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
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    The B B C

    Didn't know where to leave this but thought 'Ah, the BBC.....' I had forgotten about him and the rumours that surrounded him Draw your own conclusions.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    I don't think anybody on here can sniff out a corpse like you can.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Colin Jeavons, a very fine character actor, is 93. Ok, that doesn't mean he is at deaths door but he is a another fish to be shot in the barrel, as is traditional in the DL fashion, or summat.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    Jill Dildo Dando.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    Yes. I have read as much as I can about that, fascinating. Government agent killed by agents of another government, methinks.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    The Penny Bell case is very interesting. She was brutally murdered, in her car, in broad daylight. Nobody saw a thing.
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    Mysterious thread…

    1) Her parents.
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    Mysterious thread…

    JFKs brain, well most of it, ended up over the boot of the Lincoln Continental they were travelling in. It was said that Jackie Kennedy was frantically scooping up the brain as the car sped off.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    Comforting....
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    Churchill died the month that I was born.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    This thread only serves to remind me that I am getting on a bit. Too many posters here that are considerably younger than my own kids.
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    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    Judy Garland.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    He is 90 today, I mean 90!!!!!!! Where has all the time gone?
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Yvonne!!! Have you seen any dead pigeons lately?
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    I wonder what members of the Royal Family have actually found this place and read threads, maybe even, you know, posted!! We may only speculate!
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    He less so, IMHO. He has demons, I think he is mentally fragile. She, on the other hand, has balls of steel. She has been caught out lying more than once, water off a ducks back. She has manipulated him, her aim is control, it feeds her, gives her more power, a greater profile, FAME! He was vulnerable, still is and she is in the driving seat, make no mistake, or summat.
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    His claims has substance to him because the man truly believes that he has been wronged. He hasn't been, he just thinks he has. Honestly? He needs help, he needs to work through his demons.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Her Twitter account is still active. Whether it is her that posts on it? The last pics I saw of her, she looked bloody superb for her mature years.
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    Let's face it, despite her being welcomed with open arms, the streets, 10 deep, cheering the couple on their wedding day etc, etc, they think they have been seriously wronged by, like, EVERYBODY. They are a pair of cunts.
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    The deaD of 2023

    Well, that was a good start.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The deaD of 2023

    I should have been kicked in the bollocks for posting this after it had already been put on here. Everybody is starting the year in a good mood, so it seems.
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