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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    Yeah, ok, one more. It's not like a few hundred people are getting out of their prams over them on Twitter, is it.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Has to be said, fucking hell, there are some shit posters on here now days. Care in the community jobs, maybe.
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    Discuss the fuck out of it on here. It's DL FFS, not Twatter or Instagram, FB or any other social media place where the unhinged mix with the sane. Small audience, 1 thread, all is good.
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    A Joke

    "My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador."
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    The deaD of 2023

    Tom Karen is dead, he was 96. Don't know who he is? He is the designer who created the Reliant Scimitar, the Chopper bike and many more things. To a petrol head like me, his passing is significant. The blue car, a Scimitar, I owned 16 years ago. How time flies and waits for nobody, or summat.
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    The deaD of 2023

    No, you can't. They are not dead, are they. Find the appropriate thread and start again..
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2023

    Nah, I'm not going to win anyway!!!
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    Thoughts on 2023 Deathlist

    She blocked me on Twatter.
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    Thoughts on 2023 Deathlist

    It took me 10 mins to compile a list of 20, it took the 'committee' 5 mins to pick 50.
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2023

    My team. Rhod Gilbert Rolf Harris June Lockhart Glynis Johns Norman Lear June Spencer Henry Kissinger Patricia Routledge Cleo Laine Duke of Kent
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    3. Pete Murray

    Having seen some of your picks, you are massively shit at it. This is why I will beat you next year, you doddery old bint.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Lady FN had one on her back, they gave her a cream to burn the bastard out. All gone but just a faint mark of where it was. She was fucking ugly before too..........
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    3. Pete Murray

    Oh yeah, looks like it!!
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    3. Pete Murray

    Diddy's wig looks younger every year. Many years ago, when Didier Deschamps was at Chelsea, he tried to buy Hamilton's number plate off him coz it was D1 DDY. I know, fascinating, absolutely FASCINATING!!
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    Presenters

    You have no need to. I created the thread to discuss presenters, many who had, apparently, dropped off the face of the Earth. I didn't create it just to post about their deaths.
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    World Cup 2022 (Qatar)

    Easily the most low key build up to a WC tournament I can remember. It's almost like the general consensus is to 'Get the fucking thing over with, asap'. Bit of a fucking tragedy, this.
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    Bill Treacher

    Nobody will ever forget his shit acting in EE either. Legend!
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    Name Shame?

    Aye, well, that's fair enough then.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Yeah, but, come on Occy, we like a little bit of drama from time to time.
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    Name Shame?

    Well, he is a pain in the arse but, yeah, I get you.
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    The Dead of 2022

    I watched an episode of it, online, a while back. I was quite surprised at how good it was. I wonder if that was one of the first UK situation comedies?
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    Name Shame?

    Have we ever had an Hispanic troll before? It would be a first!!!
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Couldn't be arsed to go through pages of this thread, yeah, I'm bone idle. Anyway, just wondering if anybody mentioned, in passing, that people are mourning a legend that once married his 13 year old cousin. Just sayin, like.
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