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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Name Shame?

    How strange. A gruff Yorkshire man has just changed his name to a load of psych babble bollocks, no offence, mind. There are some fucking strange names on here, tbf...
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    Name Shame?

    Ok, so who were they before, I'm shit with technology.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Post of the week.
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    Michael Parkinson

    He is 87 FFS! How do you expect him to look? As an aside, has Diego liked all of your posts? It may well be the only time anybody has.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Fuck!!! I've had a great idea! Hey, Diego, why not join up to the other site, Alternative Deathlist. You will be welcomed with opened arms! Won't be as many posts to like either so you won't have to spend too much of your time trawling through the site, eh!
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    It does look that way. Can't be Z or Deathsperm......
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    He/ She/They/Alien just needs to fuck off now. The joke has worn out. Admins really need to do something. You can't let bollocks like this slide just because they are as thick as shit and we should show compassion or summat. Kick the c**t out.
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    Time Added

    The state of that pitch! Players now days have it easy....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm getting a tad irritated by this 'Diego' c*nt constantly reacting to my posts, even if they were posted fucking years ago. My piss is being boiled. Now 'like' this one, Diego, you wanker.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You always know when the Germans are in the hotel, they take every fucking seat they can get their hands ( not Hans ) on.... Tomorrow Lady FN and myself will put towels and anything else on all available chairs to claim them.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    ...so it's you who isn't getting his posts liked by him, then...
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Well, FB had false claims that he had died yesterday, as you know BUT the same site also put up false claims that Dwayne Johnson had also died. Just saying, like...
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    You forgot to add ' now then, now then'.
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    This isn't going so well, is it.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I am being stalked by Diego....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Get your arse over here GC, it's going to be needed.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    So let us just recap what we have here. A right wing Tory government. No shit Sherlock.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You could have just said that Mogg is a prick.
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    The English Language

    It doesn't matter ya miserable old git.
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    Benidorm

    Thanks!
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    Benidorm

    May I also add that it was utter shite?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Just a thought. The markets have perked up under Sunak, interest rates do not look like they be are going to be as high as predicted before he was seen as a shoe in. So.... What exactly will Labour offer those markets, that have us all by the balls, to ensure that, if an election is held tomorrow, things won't spiral to shit again? Granted, I know how shit the government is but, as yet, lots of hand wringing from Labour but no maths on the board. None of us actually know what the fuck they propose to do about things, windfall tax asides, which won't touch the debt we are in. Sunak getting in is bad news for the opposition, if he spins things around and stabilizes the ship.....
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    Rishi Sunak

    Don't start all of that, it will give GC the right 'orn!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Fabricant is a wanker for sure but Bray needs his megaphone shoving deep into his arse hole. Only his most ardent supporters think he isn't a pointless, irritating cunt.
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