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    Rishi Sunak

    Good to see that somebody has a grasp of the important aspects of our political turmoil...
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    Rishi Sunak

    Absolutely!
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    Rishi Sunak

    I need to calm down or summat!
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    Rishi Sunak

    Utter bollocks.
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    Rishi Sunak

    No. Ffs, don't start them off, Mary, you will have them creating threads for No 10's bog cleaners, although, I hear, Truss has applied for such a job.
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    Rishi Sunak

    What, so you have to be poor to be a Prime Minister? Absolutely boils my piss how people hate wealth to the point of envy. I couldn't give a flying fuck how much money he has, all I am interested in is whether he can do the fucking job or not.
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    Room 101

    Well, this is how the series will go. We will be given a lecture on us all destroying the planet through climate change, we will be taught that we are all racists, we will learn all about LGBT ( or is that MGB GT ) issues and, ultimately, we will discover that the Daleks are just misunderstood because they were raised in abject poverty by single Dalek parents under an evil Tory regime. As for pure escapism entertainment, you can fucking forget that. Watch the ratings drop into the abyss.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Aye, and what a conspiracy that would be, eh!!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Thank you!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Dunno GC. As an aside, I am currently in Gran Canaria ( before I go home to have tests to see if I have the big C ) and there is wall to wall penis here, nice boys and all that. You would cream your underpants!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Tbh, l'd not mind being in Mordaunt.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well, let's put it this way, a 'much loved' massive UK TV star has had rumours circulating around him and his liking of young boys for a long while now but it still hasn't come out. If you have enough clout and all that..
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    There have been rumours circulating for some time that the reason Wallace didn't go full tilt at the last leadership challenge was there was something smelly in his past that needed to remain hidden.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well, there you are then.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Setting aside the fact that the Tories have scumbags in their ranks, Matheson resigned. Labour upheld complaints and we're going to suspend him but he jumped before he was pushed. Let's not assume that Labour have the moral high ground, there is still shit floating around them regarding anti- semetic views. The moral compass that should direct British politics is fucked.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    If the Tories suddenly in get smart, and they won't, whoever comes in should go for an election sometime in March. Labour will whinge about it not being NOW but they will be on a campaign footing for a shoe in. The Tories will get 5 odd months to turn shit around, they won't, leaving Labour to deal with the hike in energy prices and all the other shit too. They will blame the Tories and the public will say' so what? You are the government now and you promised to deal with it all. Fascinating, truly fascinating.....
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Yes, he is deeply proud to have represented his country! A much loved, old school, kind of guy.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    That is fucking sad. The man is a club legend and much loved. Lady FN and myself used to see him walking up to the entrance to the ground (old stadium), probably got the bus there on matchdays. He was always happy to stop and chat and seemed a tad bemused that people thought the world of him.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I'm getting checked for that soon, too.
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    Death List Convention

    I always had Toast up for being Elsie Tanner! No, never met her. Met, off the top of my head.... Lardy, MPFC, LG, RA, STTG & DTTG, TM ( who was notapotato) Captain Oates, DWB, HMBWA, another fella who I can't remember (last on here years ago) ATJ, and others. I will try to remember them and update. Had some great meets tbf, we really are just ordinary folk that rock!! Got pissed too! EDIT: Alphonsin. We all loved him, such a lovely guy!! EDIT 2: Godot.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    ......in other news. Wee Jimmy got booed when she arrived in Dunfermline today.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Ok, who knows who this ' well known' celebrity paedo, who is about to be outed, is?
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    Death List Convention

    We are fucking ace to meet!
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    Deadio Times

    Gambo has a hell of a gut on him!
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