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  2. Posted

    Cretins. I blame the government. I tutored someone a few years ago who couldn't believe me when I said everything had atoms, like the table, chairs, air we breathe etc. Natch, like probably 99.9% of his class he got an A in his GCSE.

    When I first read this, I thought you had written

    I tortured someone a few years ago
    :lol:

    I was thinking maybe you are some kind of CIA scientist :unsure:

     

    I would like to deposit torture into Room 101.

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    Colombian FARC rebel commander, Manuel Marulanda, is dead.

    This guy is (was) a big hero of mine. His real name is Pedro Antonio Marin. I'm very sad and angry that he is dead. If you have the chance, go and find something about him. You can achieve inspiration of him too for sure.

    But at least it's my first hit on the Handrejka Pool of Death! :P As we say in Macedonia (translated), "There's always something living under every stone.". It means like "ok, every bad thing has at minimum *something* good happening in the same time of it".

     

    Not a unique pick, shamedly. DDT and Swoed of Damocles also have him on Handpoolofdeath. :D If I had used his real named, I would have unique pick status and bonus points, for sh*t is sake.

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    A new article about the declining health of Sir Bobby Robson. He is due to be presenting the FA Cup to the winning team at Wembley on Saturday, but I don't think Sir Bobby is going to be making too many more public appearances.

    Is the article in a secret location, DDT? :skull:

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    I dreamed that I were at a wedding in the outdoors. Somebody tapped me on the shoulder and spoke 'Are you ready?' Everybody at the wedding moved a certain way nobody should move. They all had dark eyes. I recognized Tony Snow and as he approached the man standing next to me he said 'Mr. Cheney' ... I took off running. I saw the woods and I was hoping to escape. The wedding guests began chasing after me...

    Being chased by Mr. Cheney and his friends through a woods? I think you have small chances to come out with no shotgun injuries.

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    ... A lot of celebrities who went missing or were hospitalized this year turned out to be doing OK. ... This year, seems to be more celebrity near deaths than actual deaths themselves.

    Let's put it this way, the only celebrity who has died lately since Charlton Heston that I have actually heard of was Deborah Palfrey, aka DC Madam. (I never really experimented with LSD so I had no clue who Albert Hoffman was.)

    I have never really experimented with dynamite, but I know who Alfred Nobel was.

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  9. Posted

    So there's CP and me, and............?

    I have joined the Hajndreka poolofdeath. I have many intersting selections and I hope a few are unique. I like people who is involved in politics or revolution or crime (or both).

     

    I really look forward to seeing some exciting death this year. Look out for Sheik Sharif Sheik Ahmed, co-leader of the Islamic Courts of Somalia. The USA don't like him too much, and have assassinated many of his colleaques and firends so far. He lives in extreme dangerous situation.

     

    Good luck everybody!

     

    TFWM

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    I suspect that the family is holding out hope that he may wake up and recover. As unlikely as it seems to us, it is all they have.

    They also have most of Palestine. They should be satisfied with that, and let this sadistic old f****r rot in hell his grave.

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    "I deserve credit, I'm not a monster."

     

    This is exactly what I telled to the guy behind the shelf at my bank (HSBC), but he still refused to give me an interest-free overdraft during the summer holidays. Maybe if I do a big crime, then people will listen to me?

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    Call it an intuition, but I still think that legendary aviator/adventurer Steve Fossett is actually alive... ...
    Doubt it personally ...

     

    He's just trying to break the world record for the longest time presumed death :) .

     

    I think the coelacanth has him beat there.

    :rolleyes: Hanrdejka

    I think even Noel Edmonds has him beat; my flatmate says he thought he had died years ago, beofre stupid f*****g Deal or no Dael came over our television waves.

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    There was a movie which showed Portuguese as a antipode of English. But if you all someday will interest in learning Portuguese you'll see there are a lot of similarities between them. It can make the Portuguese more understanbable.

    I know waht you maen.

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    ...[Edit - Just to add that some of Moto's alleged co-conspirators were arrested and tortured in Equatorial Guinea last month. One of them died in Black Beach Prison of a fractured skull after "falling out of bed" according to officials.]

    This happened to me one time, on a school holiday. Maybe they have bunk beds in Equatorial Quinea too?

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    How, by the simple tactic of getting the whole band to take acid every time they played,

    How did he get that done?

    Banshees, have you ever seen The A-Team? Maybe he gave the band LSD in a glass of milk, like Hannibal did to B.A.Baracus. ;)

     

    13th Floor Elevator bass giutar player: "I ain't going on stage tonight, sucker!"

    Roky Erickson: "Ok, but here have this glass of milk"

    et cetera

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    Channel 5, Wednesday Apr 1st 9-10, a whole hour dedicated to Mega Mexican Manuel Uribe 'The World's Heaviest Man.'

     

    I'm laying in the biscuits and hot chocolate with whipped cream to watch that one.

    Aiya! If you are laying in the biscuits and hot chocloate, won't that hurt??? I cannot think of a biscuit which would not hurt if you lay in it, even if there is a lot of whipped cream! If I had to lay in some biscuits, I'd choose maybe "digestives"; they might be at least good to "exfoilate" the skin ;)

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    Off topic I know, but I do love your picture, because my young niece is called Chloe, and we call her Joey Deacon, and she has no idea why, or who he is.
    Why thank you very much, Lardy.

    I don't think Joey Deacon had a too much of a clue who he was, either.

    ;) I had never before seen this Joey Deacon guy; I thought that Anubis' animationist avatar was the DL's #7: Norman Wisdom!

     

    Also, soory for being off-topic.

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  22. Posted

    Why can't we leave Vaagy's thread as he wants it? He sounds like a reasonable poster and I think his English is just fine.

    I agree with deadsox.

     

    TAFKAG, you seem always ready to call other people bad names. Maybe when you have some respect yourself in this forum, then you can start being abusing (if approbriate, not like this time) other people? Maybe new members should be a bit more carfeul as we all know that arguing on internet is stupid and a waste of time.

     

    I think there are already so many threads, one more (for Vaagheid's odiginal purpose) is not too much. So far, every single of his posts are on-topic (I think).

  24. Posted

    I hear ago 2 minutes that this f*****g guy is half-responsible for The Talented Mr Ripley. This is the worst film I ever saw and it is the reason I decided not to like my girlfriend who made me watch it. It was an insult to every good film what was ever made. I'm glad he died, now nobody can be making such terrible film again, I hope. I think Matt Damon is also half-repsonsible; maybe he could comitt suicide now his friend is dead? Hurray for no more such sh*t films. I never saw the English Patient, maybe that was shitty too? Like Titanic.

  25. Posted

    But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.
    It's still a lot to have to stump up.

    It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

    I wonder how much he would have got had the shoe been on the other foot.

    I think Heather now maybe is to dance like a jig on her one real leg, she has so much money, to boot.

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