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Captain Oates

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About Captain Oates

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  • Birthday 27/08/1949

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    45° 52' 31.38" N, 5° 41' 04" E, 245m
  • Interests
    Eating Porridge - with salt, of course.
    Drinking Beaujolais/Riesling.
    Pottering around in the house with no clothes on.
    Not going back to apologise.

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  1. Captain Oates

    Forum Software Upgrade

    Quote - Achelous : "Would it be ok if I started a thread about people who are killed by cows? " Does cows include bulls? (Can someone tell me how to edit a quote into a post?)
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    Death In The Family

    I'm very sorry, LB. My condolences to you and your family.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I have a folder of things related to your avatar (80mb) which might yield something - if I can find a way to send it to you. Mostly experimental an boring but perhaps worth a rummage.
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    The Dead Of 2011

    This belongs in 2010 but seems to have been missed. My apologies if I'm mistaken. Maurice Murphy - trumpet player.
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    Googling Deathlisters

    Windsor, your fibber! You told us that you couldn't dance!
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    Death List Convention

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    Death List Convention

    So do I. Making the journey is still not out of the question but unless I get a large sum of money (which I am owed) very soon it will be impossible.
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    I miss you and the dogs
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    Pope Benedict XVI

    I must have been living a very sheltered life. I had not a fucking clue that so much paramilitary material existed on there. I wonder what the Queen was thinking when they met today. There would have been a time when she was doing her bit and he was doing his. Could be what she was thinking?
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    The Deathlisters Alternative Footie Thread

    How did I get on last season? I must admit I neglected my team which I apologise for. I was juggling crises in the early part of the year, so we will put it down to that... I'm pretty sure you didn't finish last
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries, Etc... For 2010

    Happy Birthday **** ! You know who you are...
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries, Etc... For 2010

    Thank you for all your birthday greetings. Don't worry, harrymc, I still pop in here from time to time to keep tabs on things. But not often enough to catch LG's Birthday - so belated best wishes Lady G; I expect you are now old enough to know how to really enjoy still being young!
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    Pope Benedict XVI

    Arguable. You obviously have no idea of what he represents! Do you have a problem with the unemployed receiving dole cheques? Just think of all the other less noble uses that your taxes are put to, e.g. Tony Blair's security bill, to name but one of the multitude. I also have a job, as do most of the forum members, and no access to a computer during working hours so when I have time to read the internet I would prefer not to read rubbish like the nonsense quoted above. Perhaps a few hours meditating on the basic values of your faith (which are shared with most holy war enemies' faiths) would be a "better thing to do" than insulting your country's educated youth. Windsor has a refreshingly objective view of many things albeit that he reports them in a subjective manner. At least he has takes the trouble to put his brain into gear before he posts. Start making sense or bugger off.

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