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Seagulls. They terrify me. I'd be reasonably sane if it weren't for these horrors.

I see from that site that Kathy Wood, Ed Wood Jr's widow died at the end of June. She was going to be on my list for next year.

They've got my original home town spot on. I'm amazed Isle of Man hasn't made onto the crap holidays section though http://idler.co.uk/crap/?page_id=139

I had that in 2004 with Ann Miller, Noris McWhirter,Emlyn Hughes and Fred Dibnah all dying when they were pencilled in for 2005. The latter two were especially annoying as they lasted until late in the year Also sorry to tell you this but I'm hearing rumours that Ebert is a lot worse than we're being lead to believe

Having had a look at your previous posts you don't seem to like us discussing anyone's deaths. Again I state if you are so easily upset perhaps you should think about giving this place a miss for a while. We are not rubbing your face in anything, none of the posts about his health was aimed at you, also it's not as if we've said he's likely to die anytime soon so there is nothing to get upset about. Now if you decide to keep posting here try and take the site in the spirit it was intended and find something to enjoy here. I think this thread has served its purpose now. Any chance it could be locked again mods?

Indeed you can, but this is deathlist.net so if the idea of us discussing your idol's death upsets you, you really need to think about if this forum is your thing. Also nobody was saying his death is imminent, we said next ten years or so, anything could happen in this time. Just trying to be helpful here I wasn't sure from your posts if you were clued up about we're about here.

There wouldn't have been a thread to unblock if you hadn't started it. The person who reopened the thread was posting relevant, topical information.

Well you started the thread. Now really if you didn't want people speculating on his demise, which we tend to do on this forum, you shouldn't have posted

That's very morbid. You do know which site you're posting on don't you?

I remember holidaying in Silloth. The Heysal (sp?) stadium tragedy happened when we were there. That's about as much as I can remember apart from going horse riding On a clear day we can see the Cumbrian Coast from Douglas. Could Matyport be one of those places we can see? I'll wave to you tomorrow lunchtime.

How about DeathList Top Trumps. We could eithet have all the candidates from all the years, just the successes or choose one particular year. Categories could be: Age. Health (Just because you're old doesn't mean you're unhealthy. Look at Albert Hoffman or Norman Wisdom for example) Lifestyle: Sister Lucia at one end of the scale someone like Richard Prior at the higher end Fame Likliness to attract ranters I'm sure there are loads of other categories you clever people could come up with We can get them done here http://www.larnercorp.com/trumps/

Wasn't sure where to put this. This thread seemed most likely http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5135030.stm

I thought this had already been posted but I couldn't find it. It's incredibly sexist sorry but it passes the time http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/games/throwrocks.html

Do you mean Penelope Keith? If those clothes were still around now, I'd have to have them thrown into Room 101, too. That's her! I really shouldn't post on this website after midnight. I was obviously overtired which always makes me start ranting. I would never dream of posting something like that during daylight hours. I don't have an opinion on Penelope Keith. Felicity Kendal on the other hand is one of the most annoying women on television. That voice grrrrr Just to clarify - it's the horsey looking woman on the right that I find annoying. And it's the short smug looking one that I find annoying

Su Pollard was an unlikely winner one year too!!! To keep this on topic how about parents who give their kids stupid names like Dandelion Ribena or take a perfectly good name and twist the spelling so Louise becomes Loooeezzzze.

Do you mean Penelope Keith? If those clothes were still around now, I'd have to have them thrown into Room 101, too. That's her! I really shouldn't post on this website after midnight. I was obviously overtired which always makes me start ranting. I would never dream of posting something like that during daylight hours. I don't have an opinion on Penelope Keith. Felicity Kendal on the other hand is one of the most annoying women on television. That voice grrrrr

Thankyou TLC, I thought I was the only person in Britain who hates this so called 'comedy' with a passion, you have just restored a small (very tiny) bit of my faith in humanity. May I also add 'The Office' I'm sure I'm the only person in the world that thinks this programme is complete shite . No I can't stand it either or "Extras" which was even worse, Gervais is an overrated twat. Extras was awful, awful awful. I've never seen The Office. I was still television free when that was on

"Does this sundress make me look fat?" "No, your arse and your stomach do that"

Still would have been preferable to the Chuckle Brothers though

Mike Winters, brother of the late Bernie "Schnorbitz" Winters. Of little interest as he's not that old(born 1930). I just thought he'd died ages ago that's all

I'd like to add to the list: Shop assistants or anyone else who doesn't know you calling you "hun" Kate Winslett Jeremy Kyle Little Britain The Daily Mail

They are a bit of a pain in the arse, but I usually say "Sorry, there's no one by that name living at this address" which is basically correct, as they don't pronounce my name correctly in the first place as they are probably phoning from Pakistan/India/China/Hong Kong/Taiwan/ you get my drift. Alternatively, put on a very bad st.....st...st...st...st...st..stammer, they'll get so fed up with you, they'll hang up. I usually just tell them to F*CK OFF That's exactly what my neighbour tells them* ( Your name isn't Ron by any chance?) * Witnessed by 3 of us An acquaintance of mine threatens to set fire to their pubic hair.

How bright would you shine? My Results: You would be a bright star! Shining all night long, but letting others shine along with you.

Harry Potter