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Posts posted by Handrejka
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Does Greenpeace Lead the Elderly Astray
and Will Channel 4 Give Cliff Richard Cancer
were my favourites
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well I'm sorry but I'm a Maggie Child and if she haddent brought in pole tax then we would all be better off.Since Labour have been in thers no industry in this country at all. If you dont pay you phone bill then a Indian calls you to find out why???It s just a taxation counrty now
I'm sorry but you really have no excuse for your poor spelling then
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Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours
My £10 goes on the premise that he posts as somebody else and he's never been away.
He could be any one of us......
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I have his e-mail address. Do you want me to contact him? Or if anyone has had more to do with him than I have then I can pass on is e-mail?
So do I, but he's big enough to fend for himself so I vote we leave him alone and he'll come home wagging his tail etc....
Fair enough. I'm putting 10GBP on him never having existed and he was just a mass hallucination of ours
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I have his e-mail address. Do you want me to contact him? Or if anyone has had more to do with him than I have then I can pass on is e-mail?
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Find out what religion you are with the Belief-O-MaticThe one true faith, Pastafarianism, wasn't one of the available options, so I came out Secular Humanist.
Oh God, now I'm sure to burn in Hell.
I'm a Unitarian Universalist ( 100%)
Okaaay. I'm with Magere Hein in describing myself as an atheist, so I don't know where that Uniwotsiting Unithingimibobby came from!
I got exactly the same result as you and I describe myself as agnostic bordering on atheist. Oh well
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I was Unitarian Universalism or some such
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Her brother was murdered last year. I did wonder if that might see her off but no
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You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!"
The Muppet Personality Test
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Wishing you both a happy birthday from the Isle of Man too.
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I didn't know this guy was still alive. No health news but may be a good reserve in the future#
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My photo is up now too
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Find out how scary you are
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
How Scary Are You?
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Hmm
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/
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I can't top it but I think "A hand jerk" is quite good
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A billionaire businessman who last year headed Scotland's rich list has just a few weeks to live because of terminal cancer, it has emerged.
Oil and gas magnate Paul van Vlissingen has returned home to his native Netherlands to die
Never heard of him.
Weeks to live....Anna Nicole had better get her skates on.
(It was she who married the elderly dying billionaire, wasn't it?)
It was indeed Windsor
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I can tolerate mistakes on-line. I know I make typos too, but I hate it when people make mistakes at work or in official letters.Several years ago I worked for a small Dutch company and at one time it was hiring new programming staff. I was given the task of selecting a applicants for an interview. Since writing skills are important in that line of work, I binned all letters containing language errors. From about a hundred letters exactly eight remained.
In the same company I worked with a man from London. His written English was so bad that he asked me to correct his letters to customers.
regards,
Hein
That really doesn't surprise me.
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Noooo, not more Doctor Who fans.
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What's the difference between Monika Lewinsky and a transvestite sailor?
With the sailor, the dress is on the seaman
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and maybe teachers don't always put in the the effort, but after taking that class, and thinking about the poor sods who do that all day every day, i don't entirely blame them.Try doing it in a different languge. I've taught English overseas and German and French over here. The English as additional language pupils made far fewer spelling mistakes than their English cotemporaries, their grammar was of similar standard.
I can tolerate mistakes on-line. I know I make typos too, but I hate it when people make mistakes at work or in official letters.
I gave up teaching and I now work in international banking and the spelling of my coleagues is frightening. Sweeden for Sweden, Boks for Box, Portyugal for Portugal and Bangcock for guess where are some of the gems I've seen. "Don't forget cake's for tomorrows cake sale" is the only one that has made me scream though
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If you're really sad like me you can make a portrait of yourself or perhaps even the death list candidates here.
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you have hurt my captian kirk doll's feeling. i had to put him between lt. uhura doll and yoman rand doll to cheer him up, which really pissed off dr. mccoy doll. he was in the middle of an examination (dammit jim, i'm a doctor, not a movable toy). mr. sulu doll was still checking out mr. checkov doll's behind. mr. spock doll just had no comment.
I bet he raised an eyebrow though
Margaret Thatcher
in DeathList Forum
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There are lots of reasons for that though not just being unable to spell. I work in offshore phone banking and believe me everything HAS to be confirmed back with the customer even words like Street etc as we have to cover ourselves and you get into trouble if you don't check spellings. Having said that I've seen some very odd spellings from my English speaking colleagues including the misspelling of box
Secondly with bad telephone lines, noisy call centres and different accents it can be easy to mistake words so again you have to check
It's bloody stupid I know but don't blame the poor call centre workers