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Yes, we use "faux". We don't have genders for nouns, so we don't use them for adjectives. Oh, that one really grinds my gears. "Is it en suite?" "Yes, it's en suite with the corridor."

When fighting injustice against a particular group encourages or results in injustice against another group.

That is utter rubbish. When I want to use an image or a gif, I look for something that expresses MY feelings, reaction or opinion. It can be a person of any race, colouring or nationality. It can be an animal.

Wed 3 Apr 49 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 42 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough +4 33 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 33 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 31 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 29 Embrace — Nature’s Law 28 The White Stripes — Icky Thump 28 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me 27 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man 27 Kate Nash — Foundation 26 Rihanna — SOS 26 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite 25 The Killers — When You Were Young 22 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder 21 Mary J. Bilge & U2 — One 20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming 20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend 20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl 20 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It 19 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm 19 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California 18 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race -6 09 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin

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Well. I find that very hard to believe. It'd be the first fucking thing I''d ask him.

Saw them twice. The second time was after they released 'Brilliant'. They couldn't decide which songs to drop to make room for the new ones, so they didn't drop any, instead doing a two-part show without a support band. So it was like two shows in one. Talking of supports, I got to see John Foxx (original Ultravox frontman) when he supported OMD. Lot of people were kicking themselves for turning up late to that one.

But not everyone who reaches 99 makes it to 100, or summat.

Could I have Iris Cummings please.

Tue 2 Apr 44 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 37 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough +4 31 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 30 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 29 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 27 Kate Nash — Foundations 27 The White Stripes — Icky Thump 27 Rihanna — SOS 26 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me 26 Embrace — Nature’s Law 25 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man 24 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race 24 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It 23 Mary J. Blige & U2 — One 23 The Killers — When You Were Young 22 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm 22 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite 21 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin 20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming 20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend 20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl 20 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder 18 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California 18 T2 ft. Jodie Aysha — Heartbroken 10 Bodyrox ft. Luciana — Yeah Yeah  06 Cascada — Everytime We Touch 06 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone — Ridin’ -6

That was my inspiration.

Is Zorders back?

I just put some petrol in the can for the lawnmower. I go by the weight of the can, don't look at the display on the pump. It came to £6.66 But we are home safe.

I read about the scones earlier, and I thought it was an April Fool story until I noticed the date.

It's past midday, you know.

My current favoured term of abuse is 'vermin'. It has the advantage of not getting censored by trigger-happy moderation bots.

The disused boarded-up church is a metaphor for the Tory party.

Mon 1 Apr 36 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 33 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough +4 30 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 30 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 29 Kate Nash — Foundations 27 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 26 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder 26 Rihanna — SOS 25 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man 24 The White Stripes — Icky Thump 24 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me  24 Embrace — Nature’s Law 24 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race 23 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin 23 Mary J. Blige & U2 — One 22 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite 21 T2 ft. Jodie Aysha — Heartbroken 21 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It 21 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm 20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming 20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend 20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl 20 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California 20 Cascada — Everytime We Touch  20 The Killers — When You Were Young 19 Bodyrox ft. Luciana — Yeah Yeah 16 Just Jack - Starz In Their Eyes 13 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone — Ridin’  -6 09 Take That — Rule The World

I was just about to make the same point. I mean, most people like cunts, don't they, or at least not hate them.

Our ward councillor is Green. Extremely hard-working and conscientious. They are standing as the Green candidate in the GE but won't get my vote as too valuable on a local level!

Outside a disused boarded-up church.

Sun 31 Mar 31 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 31 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 30 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough +4 29 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 27 Kate Nash — Foundations 27 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 25 Bodyrox ft. Luciana — Yeah Yeah 24 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm 24 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race 24 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It 24 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder 23 The White Stripes — Icky Thump 23 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me 23 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man 23 Cascada — Everytime We Touch 22 Embrace — Nature’s Law 22 Take That — Rule The World 21 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin 21 T2 ft. Jodie Aysha — Heartbroken 21 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite 21 Mary J. Blige & U2 — One 21 Rihanna — SOS 21 The Killers — When You Were Young 20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming 20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend 20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl 20 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone — Ridin’ 19 Just Jack — Starz In Their Eyes 19 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California 13 Rihanna — Unfaithful 11 Justin Timberlake — My Love 04 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland — Ayo Technology -6

So tiresome when someone targets you and makes a point of reversing your scores as often as possible. Been going on for several rounds now.

Sat 30 Mar 31 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 31 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough +4 27 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 27 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 27 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 24 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race 24 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm 24 Kate Nash — Foundations  23 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone — Ridin’ 23 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder 23 Rihanna — SOS 23 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man 22 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California 22 Mary J. Blige & U2 — One 22 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It 22 The White Stripes — Icky Thump 22 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me 22 Cascada — Everytime We Touch 22 Bodyrox ft. Luciana — Yeah Yeah 21 Embrace — Nature’s Law 21 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin 21 T2 ft. Jodie Aysha — Heartbroken 21 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite  21 The Killers - When You Were Young 20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming 20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend 20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl 20 Take That — Rule The World 20 Rihanna — Unfaithful 18 Just Jack — Starz In Their Eyes 17 LL Cool J ft. Jennifer Lopez — Control Myself 11 Justin Timberlake — My Love 11 Eric Prydz ft. Floyd — Proper Education  11 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland — Ayo Technology  -6