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    The Dead Of 2014

    I don't see it confirmed as suicide in that report. Found at the bottom of a ravine, it says. Just as likely to be an accident. ETA - BBC obit
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    Life In Prison

    No, I followed the trial quite closely and there is a heavy stench of corruption. It was rumoured early on that money and power would decide the outcome. Take a look at this, it was revealing.
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    Life In Prison

    While we're on the subject, it's worth hearing what the disabled folk of South Africa really think of Oscar Pisspoorstorius. This deserves wide circulation. It's by Ari Seirlis, who is the CEO of the QuadPara Association of South Africa (QASA). Stand up and show us the man that you said you were.
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    Life In Prison

    Then again, if he stays out do we want to get excited about the life expectancy of his current girlfriend? There were some pretty unpleasant types in court today giving him the evil eye, including a guy who's already killed somebody and got away with it (bit like Oscar, did I hear you say?). So prison might actually be a safer place for him. btw Oscar is the only killer in this photo: this fellow is the chap whose legs Oscar threatened to break a while back.
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    The Dead Of 2014

    Indeed, it'll be amazing if he sees 88. Jamie Blandford was a regular on my first DDP teams (and a unique pick on the first two, which was a surprise). I dropped him when he seemed to be cleaning up his act.
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    Joan Rivers, Please Lord

    I'm disappointed. I thought that was going to be a witty acronym.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    Why have a bucket list........? Now he is gay, looks like shit.... Justasayin. It's just a figure of speech. It means "things you would like to do before you die, whenever that may be" Also he didn't actually say he has a bucket list.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    In a word - no. This explanation of the human equivalent may help. There's even a little video to demonstrate. Aaw, cheers for answering. And not laughing at me (in the post, at least) I was just at what you must have thought people put on their cornflakes.
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    Tony Blair

    I must admit the thought crossed my mind that - well, best not go there
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    Ask A Deathlister

    In a word - no. This explanation of the human equivalent may help. There's even a little video to demonstrate.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    No. In fact I would be happy to see the Star Trek stuff in here too. (not a fan)
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    Deathlist Under 45

    She ain't going to obit though. The Daily Mail would probably update that article, should she turn up dead.
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    Old Folkies Home

    Why would you think that? It's a feature in a national print newspaper. There are far more ephemeral fleeting mentions that are considered valid.
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    Old Folkies Home

    Actually it's in under "Other Lives" which means one of his mates wrote and submitted the obit, much as happens with our local paper. I really wish I'd thought of doing that when my DDP joker failed to obit a couple of years back.
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    Pets

    I am sorry to hear that. It is always sad to lose a loyal friend. I'm genuinely saddened for your loss. When my dog Butch died, I cried my heart out. Sadly, I can't say the same about my parents. Me too. I lost my lovely dog last year, it's so crap that their lives are so short.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Yes, but back in those days they wanted to win. Nowadays it seems all efforts are concentrated on making sure we don't win, so that they don't have the expense of hosting the next one.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters). Isn't there only one (or possibly two, I can never work out Toast's genre) women on this forum anyway? It'd probably not be good for the vaginal/backsidal area though, I'd presume? Well, it's not Pornogrind.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    It'd do no favours for your bike or bollocks either (apologies ladies, the last one only relates to some of your fellow posters). I see he picks the bike up and carries it in some places. Isn't that cheating?
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    Famous With HIV

    No. It was because he seemed to have been an old man forever, therefore he must be immortal. When he first appeared as Cpl Jones in Dads Army, he was only in his forties, but played a much older character.
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    The mind boggles as to whether or not they leave it in the boot while traveling or have it strapped in one of the passenger seats as they're driving along. Your answer is to be found in the report: They are from Norfolk.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    I thought I remembered that, but there's no mention of him in the BBC report, although various other blokes are namechecked. I think you're confusing her with Stephanie de Sykes. I stand corrected. Although Lynsey did write for Stephanie. Ah, that'll be it then. Thanks.
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    Room 101

    The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating some cream crackers, A flame shot up his trouser leg, and burnt off both his knackers.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    I thought I remembered that, but there's no mention of him in the BBC report, although various other blokes are namechecked.
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    Jonathan King

    I take the point, but I personally don't see all "minors" as children. Children to me are little kids, not teenagers.
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    Lynda Bellingham

    Yes, didn't Wilko say that he wasn't going to have any treatment, or something along those lines? Then he goes on an apparently never-ending tour, puts out an album, and ...... I mean, good luck to the bloke and all that, but you can't blame people if they feel a bit misled.
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