Toast

I suddenly feel old. My memories go back to Mexico 1970. If it's any consolation, mine ought to, but I don't actually remember anything about it. Except - was that the one with the "Back Home" song? What? Not even the ESSO England squad "coin" tokens? No, I'm a girl.

I suddenly feel old. My memories go back to Mexico 1970. If it's any consolation, mine ought to, but I don't actually remember anything about it. Except - was that the one with the "Back Home" song?

Lets hope so , i think that certain popstar is prolific as Savile was. TBH I don't, I think Savile was a reptile so low the only thing that turned him on was breaking a taboo. The "beloved popstar" is more plain in denial. I doubt he has rings made from the glass eyes of the dead etc. Or that he did his dead dutchess when she finally popped her (very ancient) clogs. "Duchess"? I do hope you don't mean one of The Stranglers, cos I'm going to see them next week Apparently "Duchess" was what Savile called his mum. I know. I was joking.

Lets hope so , i think that certain popstar is prolific as Savile was. TBH I don't, I think Savile was a reptile so low the only thing that turned him on was breaking a taboo. The "beloved popstar" is more plain in denial. I doubt he has rings made from the glass eyes of the dead etc. Or that he did his dead dutchess when she finally popped her (very ancient) clogs. "Duchess"? I do hope you don't mean one of The Stranglers, cos I'm going to see them next week

Well, surprisingly one was heard on the telly about a week ago! And it was .... I kid you not .... "Do You Wanna Touch Me" It was in 'Dancing Queen', a romantic comedy starring Rik Mayall and Helena Bonham Carter. Helena played a stripper, and that was the song she performed to on the Rik character's stag do. I thought it was marvellous that no politically correct busybody had got at it and dubbed another track over it.

Such as the Philosophy department? regards, Hein I was expecting dirtier jokes than that

well done, I had him penciled in for my list for next year Thanks, Phantom. Four hits down, only 16 to go!You still use pencils? Still have a stack of pencils, especially by my desk at work. Nothing more annoying when I need to quickly jot down a phone number only to find the pen isn't working. There are places where you are only allowed to use pencils. Some of them won't even let you use the kind with a rubber on the end.

I see what you mean. That is, I am struggling to see what they mean.

Joao Havelange. No reason except I looked for someone nobody else had picked so far and he was the first one that caught my eye.

Either that, or they have lives.

congrats.you have won the prize .your reward is you get to predict who will be the 5th hit Actually the winner gets 2 hours of free sex with two beautiful supermodels with asses and tits to die for and if the winner is a woman she wins a brand new iron and vacuum cleaner girls love ironing and cleaning. Bestiality is so wrong.

Surely a winning margin! Well done Toastie! Well, how absolutely marvellous! I certainly wasn't expecting such an exciting win.

Speak for yourself. Oh, so you are walking around with a muff that looks like David Bellamy, eh? That's very 70s Lardy!!! Is it in memory of Nursie from Blackadder aka Bernard?

Whoever would say a thing like that?

You make BS seem like Stephen Hawking. Please leave Bruce Springsteen out of this. Fanx.

Look again. He was one of the pallbearers.

I think also as you said alot of deaths this year no one really saw coming. Definitely a year for surprise deaths and i can see that continuing , maybe we will get 2 or 3 of who we thought would go like sam simon , bill graham etc but i think another 2 or 3 off the radar deaths will happen during the second half of 2014. So a combination of that with this years deathlist not being the best = 3 hits in nearly 7 months. And surprise non-deaths .... at least so far.

Well, no decision on day one of the jury's deliberations, so I think that's good news for Rolf. A quick decision would most likely have meant they all thought he was guilty on all charges. guest Rolf Harris might be dead next week if he gets found guilty and is given 8 to 10 years . sent home for a few days to get his affairs in order realising he will never be a free man again or see his wife might be enough for him and his wife to top themselves , i don't know he just seems the type. DJL I don't think the jury are deliberating yet they doesn't retire until sometime later today judge will finish his summing up this morning. I wonder what you guys think by the judges comments of having the courage to return true verdicts. He then went on to say the prosecution alleges each victim has described attacks that are "tellingly similar". Having heard the judges in two previous cases of william roache and max clifford sum up the cases i would say this judges summing up is closer to cliffords than roache's. "sent home for a few days to get his affairs in order" ? I don't think so.

I particularly enjoyed this complaint from the delightful Mrs M: "Every time he postpones the case, like this, it brings us more pain and distress, Every time we come here we have to make arrangements for our children to be looked after, we have to book flights, we have to book hotels, we have to take time off work to come here." http://news.sky.com/story/1283299/mccanns-angry-over-cynical-libel-trial-delay

Yes, I think it's unkind to mock Zsa Zsa for her appearance, there's nothing she can do about it now. But this made me sN-word. Finally a genuine title! "Prince von Anhalt married Hollywood siren Gabor in 1986, and holds the title of longest-lasting husband."

Who's Shumacker?

Yes, to say that he has "left hospital" is a trifle misleading. He's still in hospital, just a different one. He has now left CHU Grenoble in France and been moved to University Hospital of Lausanne in Switzerland.

Random choice, Abe Vigoda.

Right. It particularly annoys me when they say they "could care less" about something, when they mean the exact opposite. Why do they do that? Oh, and calling the toilet a "bathroom". I mean, why confuse the issue? They could say "the can" or "the john", or adopt any of the 101 fine British euphemisms for the khazi.