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    A Joke

    That's not a joke - its off-Topic Surely he undid her Buttons.
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    Name A Million Dead People

    Is this a million more dead peeps, or can you repeat?
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    João Havelange

    Actually I watched it with friends, and one of them said moments after it happened "A brilliant career, all those goals, everything he's achieved, and now this is all he'll be remembered for." Or words to that effect.
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    Rolf Harris

    Well, 'Two Little Boys' might not have been a good choice (although he doesn't seem to be in trouble with boys) but I wouldn't have gone with 'Jake The Peg', either
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    Room 101

    There's a coincidence. I just this minute booked to see Gary Numan. Fooking hell, Im guessing that you are "of my era" Toastie!! I think you could be correct, m'lud. I'm going to The Stranglers a week later, too.
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    João Havelange

    I don't understand the point of this website... Havelange did a mistake, but it doesn't cancell what he did for football. For example, if you think Zidane, you don't only remember the final of 2006 and his header on Materazzi. You first remember the great player he was. Actually I'd bet most people think of the head-butt first.
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    Room 101

    There's a coincidence. I just this minute booked to see Gary Numan.
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    The Dead Of 2014

    Is this another of his racist gaffes?
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    Charles Aznavour

    Is he French, I thought he was Armenian or summat like that.
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    General Jaruzelski

    I dropped him from my DDP team after he turned 90. Just a personal rule. I think I may have him on some other teams though.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    A, er, review of the latest Coldplay album. Top class ranting. Enjoy! http://thequietus.co...-stories-review I was going to quote a bit, but there's so much to choose from
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    Richard Hammond

    Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Suggestions for a title? Er, Top Gear? Subtitle: Breakers Yard
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    The Dead Of 2014

    It always sets my teeth on edge when I hear the word "winningest" Isn't that a village on the Moselle? I'm sure I remember being at a wine festival there once.
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    Richard Hammond

    Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread?
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    The Dead Of 2014

    Notice how his surname would be so easy to misspell as Lier? Only if you can't spell "liar".
  16. I've just had a very satisfying conversation with one of those helpful chaps from Microsoft. I told him that I didn't need new Windows because we already have double glazing. Oh, but wait, we might be interested in a conservatory! Do they do conservatories? Would he send me a brochure? And actually I could do with a new front door. He kept mentioning computers for some reason. Sorry, I said, I thought you were asking about Windows. I kept asking about conservatory brochures. I had to speak louder because he appeared to be foreign. Sadly we were cut off, I guess he must have accidentally put the phone down.
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    Survivors

    I quite like old Shaun. I once possessed a pair of sunglasses that he had left on a bus.
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    Wilko Johnson

    He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? That sounds more like George Michael. Or Gazza.
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    Hollywood Possibilities

    Did they ever find out the Origins of this growth? I wouldn't get too worked up over this. An actor often seen in close ups has a basal cell carconoma removed. His life wasn't remotely in danger and some people live with those little growths for years. He's rich and his face is his fortune, and the attendant publicity gets him in the public eye with something approaching a proper story whilst he's promoting a film. I just thought it worth mentioning as it's the 2nd time he's had a cancerous growth removed. I'd do him.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Well, they would, wouldn't they?
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Judging by the number of errors in that post I would suggest you were wrong - you did not go to school. look familiar? Stones, glass houses etc.... OK. Guilty as charged but hey I am not a Guest! I thought not a guest had been barred! Unfortunately, like the poor he is always with us.
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    Football

    What we need now is an Albert Kidd... Is this Oscar Pisporstorius' drama coach?
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    Deathlist On The Net

    Dunno about "saddening", but some posts are certainly annoying.
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    Kentucky Derby Dead Pool

    Sorry, I forgot about it. I was going to go each-way on Samraat, so it wouldn't have affected anything.
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    Andy Fraser

    What?
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