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I don't think this guy was Savile's driver, this is somebody else. It says in the report that this case was unconnected to Savile.

South Wales & Southern parts of England gonna get it rough overnight. If you venture out into the storm tonight, be mindful of debris. There is nothing worse than being hit in the face by a flying cow or sheep. Or an alpaca.

Is that a variation for when you can't find any pitta bread?

You're about to find out if it was a "premoniniton" or not. Both wrong. "It" is a personal pronoun. And the circle of Grammatiknazi continues.

Are they sure that he died, or did he just go back to the 1970s in a sort of reverse Life On Mars kind of thing?

You're about to find out if it was a "premoniniton" or not. Both wrong. "It" is a personal pronoun.

Missed the 27 Club by a month. Bummer.

Here's an interesting theory from some imaginative soul.

Strange, I don't remember that at all and I thought I hadn't missed much of The Fast Show. Was that a regular sketch? No, it was a one-off Oh good, it's not me then. I wonder why they didn't use it again.

Love that. She should put it on her list.

Strange, I don't remember that at all and I thought I hadn't missed much of The Fast Show. Was that a regular sketch?

There was never a stain on that mans reputation, I can tell you... Or at least, they couldn't get anything to stick.

Well. I'm sorry to say that I don't think Madeleine is alive. But I do very much hope that the person(s) responsible for her death will be brought to justice before much more time passes, along with those who have helped them to cover it up. When that happens I shall

Well, this is interesting, to say the least. Madeleine McCann: Crimewatch to show 'fresh version of events'

Randomly hovering mouse alighted on ....... Olivia De Havilland

You and me both. I can see most of my prospective 2014 list jumping the gun. Yep, that's another of mine down too

He'd better watch out for those Angels and Demons.

What, you think he might be checking it out for Charles?

Geez, thanks for that. Now everybody's gonna think of pregnancy tests whenever they see me... I shall just think of you as POAS now

Years ago there used to be a regular small ad in Private Eye. You sent them a name and address, and for a remuneration they would dispatch a box containing shit to the person concerned. With a little card saying "Someone, somewhere, thinks you're a shit". I wish they were still operating. There's a business opportunity for somebody.

Well, it takes all sorts because I'd rather kill myself than appear on reality TV.

That's five more things than I can remember. I must admit I did fancy the original actress who played the daughter. I was 16 then... The only thing i remember from that was there was a episode with a house fire and yes i also had a crush on the actress that played the daughter I was about 10 then . The only things I remember 1 Julia Hills (as I loved Who Dares Wins) 2. Gary Olsen died 3. Roger Lloyd Pack was in it 4. There was a parody of the Prisoner final episode with a giant ball. 5 No sorry that's it Could not believe it ran for 6 series. The only thing I remember was there was a parody of The Blues Brothers in one episode. I only watched 2 episodes and that was one of them. Shows how memorable it was for me. Never seen it. Not even a tiny bit of one episode.

If that's the case, it's not really that near the crash site, is it? I mean, it's not as if they posted it up in the actual tunnel, or on the top where the Flame of Liberty is.

Is that when they fire somebody's ashes into space?