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Randomly hovering mouse alighted on ....... Olivia De Havilland

You and me both. I can see most of my prospective 2014 list jumping the gun. Yep, that's another of mine down too

He'd better watch out for those Angels and Demons.

What, you think he might be checking it out for Charles?

Geez, thanks for that. Now everybody's gonna think of pregnancy tests whenever they see me... I shall just think of you as POAS now

Years ago there used to be a regular small ad in Private Eye. You sent them a name and address, and for a remuneration they would dispatch a box containing shit to the person concerned. With a little card saying "Someone, somewhere, thinks you're a shit". I wish they were still operating. There's a business opportunity for somebody.

Well, it takes all sorts because I'd rather kill myself than appear on reality TV.

That's five more things than I can remember. I must admit I did fancy the original actress who played the daughter. I was 16 then... The only thing i remember from that was there was a episode with a house fire and yes i also had a crush on the actress that played the daughter I was about 10 then . The only things I remember 1 Julia Hills (as I loved Who Dares Wins) 2. Gary Olsen died 3. Roger Lloyd Pack was in it 4. There was a parody of the Prisoner final episode with a giant ball. 5 No sorry that's it Could not believe it ran for 6 series. The only thing I remember was there was a parody of The Blues Brothers in one episode. I only watched 2 episodes and that was one of them. Shows how memorable it was for me. Never seen it. Not even a tiny bit of one episode.

If that's the case, it's not really that near the crash site, is it? I mean, it's not as if they posted it up in the actual tunnel, or on the top where the Flame of Liberty is.

Is that when they fire somebody's ashes into space?

I hope you are right (give or take a day or two) because if by some miracle he makes it to the end of the year he will on every DDP (including theme teams) - "I never realised Nelson Mandela appeared in Last of the Summer Wine" Hmmm. Does anyone know if he's been in panto or done any Morris dancing?

We don't want to win though. It's too expensive.

Trev, you've got to stop playing those Buggles records to her. Oops

What is there that suggests that they're talking about an anniversary? Sounds like a funeral to me, references to music, readings ....

I was going to post this,sad to say but IMO the bloke is going senile,at least Peter Purves had his marbles on that show With all these 1970s male tv celebs coming under fire from Operation Yewtree, I surprised Peter hasn't been under suspicion yet... especially with a relevant surname like his. No Peter will it seems shag anything in a skirt (I got that from his own autobiography) but I do not think there is any suscpicion that he did anything illegal. Including Valerie Singleton, although he did have to kick Joan Armatrading out of her bed first, so I'm told... He also notched up Jean Marsh from their days on Doctor Who. Really? I wonder if he finished upstairs or downstairs... He certainly Rose to the occasion. Did he go down on with Lady Marjorie as well, one wonders.

So sexually abusing children is fine as long as its quite a while ago, but looking at child porn on a laptop he bought within the last couple of years, that's beyond the pale. It's a curiously temporal moral system that. On a different note I suspect these various scandels have done much to revive use of the word 'nonce.' There is an important distinction. Allegations of sexual abuse in the distant past generally involve no concrete evidence, just one person's word against another. Computer history, on the other hand, can be verified.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, as he has revived my long sleeping Death Songs thread.

He seems pretty optimistic about his chances of recovering. He was quoted as saying "The "future's so bright I gotta wear shades. That.......wasn't.......them....... Nor that one. Doesn't say much for their musical legacy is that random eighties tracks are assigned to them. I can't even remember them. They must have been late 80s when it all went really crap.

"I've left everything to the Dogs' Home".

Will Fidel Sharon be next?

Not. (BTW I saw Rick live at a festival last year and he was top class)

Not explicitly stated, but if we try reading between the lines .... She "seemed really pleased and happy" in that photo of her at her husband's funeral, too. Just saying.

He may have weeks to work on it. He has people to do those jobs.

Looked a bit like Frankie Howerd when younger, didn't he.