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Well done, it must have taken balls to admit that.

Surprised to find that she's still with us. I might have got her mixed up with Claire Rayner. Or Maeve Binchy. Or somebody like that.

Oh 'eck. Are we all going to die?

I don't know, Lardy, but since I can't afford a contract I'm thinking of turning to witchcraft.

I believe he was the inspiration for Bob Fleming in the Fast Show. Oh yes you can! At least, I know a man who does ....

Where is this place exactly? There's someone I'd like to send there on holiday

If this is true, Kelvin Mackenzie might as well stay indoors for the foreseeable... Or perhaps it's Boris who should be watching his back ...

Who is "we"? It doesn't include me, and I suspect it doesn't include either of you.

While I agree with the general thrust of your post, LFN, I'm not sure that this equates to actual accusation.

Doubt it. It sounds like she doesn't have long left. It's sad reading about her not being able to sing anymore. It could be this week. Mind you someone else could sneak in before her. Mandela doesn't look too lively either. Unless he's already gone and that photo with Zuma was lie that film Weekend At Bernies I see what you did there.

I don't think there's any doubt that he was dead in these pics.

I'm arguing, because I'd never seen that photo before, and had never heard of this incident. When you say "most famous corpse", do you mean where there's been a photo of said corpse in the public domain? Either way, I'd say JFK is way more famous.

Is he the one who used to be on that food & drink programme with Jilly Wossname who did the winetasting and was a bit over the top?

I don't think acts like, say, Cannon & Ball should have ever been made legal.

So? If you did it every day, maybe there would be an issue but you dont, do you? Stop beating yourself up!! x 11pm is a bit early for that though .... In my defence I had been drinking since 6pm - but I didn't get in till gone 1 so those last couple of hours weren't the best I've ever had! I never learn! You mean you didn't start at lunchtime? Lightweight

So? If you did it every day, maybe there would be an issue but you dont, do you? Stop beating yourself up!! x 11pm is a bit early for that though ....

Oh, so sad... I touch myself is such a 90s classic! I still got that as a vinyl single... rolf Harris covered it.......the case for the prosecution grows. I thought you were joking at first but then I found it: :o indeed. That is pretty disturbing.

Why? Who would need to be in a Woodstock thread who isn't catered for by Dead Pop Stars, Old Folkies Home, the blues thread, the country thread etc. There's more than enough doubling up on here as it is.

I looked at the order of service for that do, it was all timed to the minute right up to when the Queen was due to arrive. People would have had to be sitting there for well over an hour before the service even began. Frankly, I would have come up with some excuse not to go, so it wouldn't surprise me much if someone in their 90s didn't fancy it. (She'll keel over tomorrow now, won't she?)

God can you imagine that. Still got good reflexs for a 87 year old though. I notice the Metro refers to him as a 'merchant banker'. Probably what the queen thought too. I'd love to know what Philip was saying. Something similar, no doubt.

I'll bet he has dimples in his balls. Yeah! And a tungsten carbide shaft!! I am reminded of a certain motorbike shop in the village of Bruck, Austria Gotthard Dick Can't find a photo, sadly - Streetview hasn't got there yet.

Hello and welcome, chaps

Bloody Greta Garbo.

I don't understand why she's getting a fancy funeral. Is it because of the Falklands war? Very bad decision in my opinion. They can split hairs all they like, but the perception is that it's a state funeral.

Didn't realise Mrs T's daughter runs Germany. At least that's what the Mail seems to think. Mark seems to got over it quite quickly, then.