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Hunt the mullet

I think you dodged a bullet there .....

The one that instantly tells me it's an American recipe - "applesauce". WHY? Do they write cheesesauce, cranberrysauce, soysauce etc? NO, they seem to manage all right with those, so why begrudge a space to poor old apple sauce?

My random pick this time is Denis Healey.

Please, for the love of fucking Christ, stop it. We all know where Wikipedia's "Deaths In 2013" page is. Then why isn't Chikokola on that list? Isn't that an Abba song? It's Chiquitita, I think, but both names have similarities.

Please, for the love of fucking Christ, stop it. We all know where Wikipedia's "Deaths In 2013" page is. Then why isn't Chikokola on that list? Isn't that an Abba song?

Is that a typo?

That's all been done. There used to be loads of people on the CL, but it was drastically pruned a few years back and now it's just the Queen who gets paid to cover her expenses (she gives the DoE an allowance out of it). Prince Charles and his family were never on the CL, he has the income of the Duchy of Cornwall instead. It's a myth that we pay for it all anyway. Since George III, the monarch has signed over the revenue of the Crown Estates to the state, and that far exceeds the expenses of the monarchy. It's a bargain.

I didn't get the grave-decorating remark either

Why would you pray to her family and friends? Shouldn't your prayers be addressed to your God if you have one, or theirs?

In the kitchen

Well I've just been to let the dogs out and IT'S SNOWING YIPPEE

This article is 18 months old, but contains this arresting description of the gentleman in question: I think I may know some people who know him - will make some enquiries

Speak for yourself....

I'm sure I remember a rule that banned people who were only famous for being ill. Was that the DDP, or somewhere else?

Bring it on. Last winter I bought an anoraky sort of coat thing from some cheap chavvy shop for only £15 and it is the warmest garment I have ever possessed. I have been out in it walking the dogs and actually felt TOO HOT. I know I must be getting old now that I don't care what I look like as long as I'm warm enough.

You don't fancy having your ashes fired off into space then?

He read 50 Shades of Grey !!!!! and what's worse, marked it as a favourite !!!!!

I've said it before but if he's meant to be that good, why can't he make a better job of his own hair. Surely he must know another decent hairdresser who could help him out with the bits he can't reach.

John Wilkinson, Elvis Presley's rhythm guitarist has died aged 67. Incidentally, John Wilkinson is the real name of Wilko Johnson. Not a good omen.

Blogs like this and the smug, self-important women who write them. (OK, I added the last two but they go without saying really.) You could pick almost anything from this site and need to reach for a sick-bag. 1. Tesco Express is definitely a supermarket in my world. 2. I doubt that anywhere with a Tesco Express and a Co-op is actually a village. It should be safe to browse for recipes without having all this crap inflicted.

Just think of the money you've saved by staying in.

I had all four of mine out under general in May 11 - it was fucking horrendous. You have all of my sympathy. Well that explains everything, I wondered why you had no wisdom.............. No wisdom, but fucking awesome blow jobs. Nope, there really is no answer to that!!! I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed when I was 15. I ate a regular dinner that night and went on a date. Didn't give a blowjob, though. Had to draw the line somewhere. Especially if rosemary was involved.

And Day, Domino, Gabor, de Haviland, Kissinger, Lamotta, Lynn, Mubarak, O'Toole, Philip, Reagan, Schmidt and Wallach, too! 14 hits in one day, this must be heaven! regards, Hein Indeed

Was once tipped for big things but it never quite happened Sounds like that was from his own choice. Like Handrejka, I vaguely remember him as being quite fit - from something or other he was in when I was much younger.