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Somebody take this out, if only to piss off Sir Creep.

I used to buy bath stuff from Lush regularly, but there were only two scents I really really liked and the bastards discontinued them. And their prices got ridiculous.

Sat 10 Feb 55 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 43 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 36 S Club 7 — Reach 32 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight  31 Daft Punk — One More Time 28 Sonique — Sky +4 28 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 27 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 27 Outkast — Ms. Jackson  25 Moloko — The Time Is Now 22 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 20 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 18 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 18 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 15 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 14 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Take Me Home 13 Sweet Female Attitude — Flowers 11 iiO — Rapture 07 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious -6

I think she explained very clearly why she was stopping.

Fri 9 Feb 45 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor +4 41 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 36 Daft Punk — One More Time 29 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 26 S Club 7 — Reach 26 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 24 Sonique — Sky 24 Moloko — The Time Is Now 23 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 22 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 22 Blink-182 — All The Small Things 21 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 20 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 20 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Take Me Home 20 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 19 iiO — Rapture 19 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 18 Sweet Female Attitude — Flowers 16 Gordon Haskell — How Wonderful You Are 13 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious  -6 10 Sash! — Adelante 

Thu 8 Feb 39 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 38 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 28 Daft Punk — One More Time  28 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 25 S Club 7 — Reach 24 Gordon Haskell — How Wonderful You Are 24 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 24 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 24 Sonique — Sky 24 Moloko — The Time Is Now 23 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 23 Sweet Female Attitude — Flowers 22 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 22 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 20 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 20 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Take Me Home 19 Blink-182 — All The Small Things 19 iiO — Rapture 17 Sash! — Adelante 17 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious -6 16 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 14 Steps — Chain Reaction / One For Sorrow 14 Baha Men — Who Let The Dogs Out +4 8 Donell Jones — U Know What’s Up

I don't know what that means. But I see no shame in disliking someone who has been vicious, cruel, treacherous, dishonest, and an all-round cunt. As for the narcissist he married, I'm not even going to start or I'll be typing all night.

Harry will have been told nothing that isn't in the public domain. He can't be trusted not to sell it to the highest bidder. It's clear that he wasn't welcome. The King saw him for just long enough to tell him not to ask for any money and to fuck off. Harry was offered no accommodation and had to book into a hotel. I gather he had a pretty comprehensive medical on accession, so it's not something that's been lurking for very long.

It's the Markle women with their voodoo dolls. I'm not even sure I'm joking.

Wed 7 Feb 40 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 33 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 33 Daft Punk — One More Time 27 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 26 S Club 7 — Reach 25 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 24 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 24 Sonique — Sky 24 Moloko — The Time Is Now 23 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious 23 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 23 iiO — Rapture 22 Gordon Haskell — How Wonderful You Are 22 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 22 Sweet Female Attitude — Flowers 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 21 Blink-182 — All The Small Things 20 Baha Men — Who Let The Dogs Out +4 20 Sash! — Adelante 20 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 20 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Take Me Home 19 Donell Jones — U Know What’s Up 19 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 18 Steps — Chain Reaction / One For Sorrow 17 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 03 S Club 7 — Two In A Million / You’re My Number One -3 00 Usher — Pop Ya Collar -3

I'm sure this must have been done, but still ...

Oooh, can I play?

@Canadian Paul will probably know.

Waiting For A Train is one of my all-time top tunes. Never heard this one before.

I was so sure I'd got him in here, but he was an unused sub. Phew!

Interview with an oncologist whose outlook is pretty upbeat.

Ulcerative colitis? That's what my friend had.

Tue 6 Feb 34 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 28 Daft Punk — One More Time 25 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This  25 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 25 Blink 182 — All The Small Things  25 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 24 Sonique— Sky +4 24 S Club 7 — Reach 24 Baha Men — Who Let The Dogs Out 24 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 24 Gordon Haskell — How Wonderful You Are 23 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast  22 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 21 Steps — Chain Reaction / One For Sorrow 21 iiO — Rapture 21 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious 21 Sweet Female Attitude — Flowers 20 Donell Jones — U Know What’s Up 20 Sash! — Adelante 20 Moloko — The Time Is Now 20 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 20 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 20 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Take Me Home 18 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 18 Usher — Pop Ya Collar 14 S Club 7 — Two In A Million / You’re My Number One 13 Bomfunk MC’s — Freestyler 12 Michael Jackson — You Rock My World -6

I take it that means anorexia as in loss of appetite, rather than anorexia nervosa? I don't think surgery is indicated for the latter. I've thought from the start that it was a digestive disorder such as colitis or Crohn's disease. Purely because, in terms of weight loss and recovery time after surgery, it matches the experience of someone I know.

Neither do you.

I've suspected for a while that the Witch of Monteshitshow has been sticking pins in dolls.

The worst thing is that if you've listened to it on Youtube, the algorithm thinks you're a fan and keeps trying to feed you more of it.

It's why I keep coming here. Indeed it can.

It's just a shouty noise.