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"I made no assumptions" was particularly amusing.

Priceless. Are you referring to that Oprah Winfrey interview? FYI, I haven't seen it. I think I last watched an Oprah show some time back in the 1990s.

Thank heavens for that 't'.

I do think he was aiming for 100. I know that some time ago he had said that he didn't want to live that long, but as he got closer to the ton he said that he'd changed his mind. So I think latterly that had been keeping him going.

Which has undoubtedly been hastened by his behaviour.

He's got a fucking nerve.

Not surprised. All BBC channels were showing the same shit at the same time. We do have other choices nowadays. Actually the only time I had the TV on yesterday was to watch something on iPlayer. That said, it seems a strange decision to put the coverage on more than one channel. I can't think of a single good reason for doing that. Anyway, I hope the Queen enjoyed watching the racing.

Not a faller, apparently. "One of the 40 runners, The Long Mile, was euthanised after suffering an injury while running on the flat between fences." https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/56701659

Well, aren't you a charmer? BTW most of your assumptions are wrong.

Just finished The Serpent. Wow, that was good. I didn't know anything about the true story depicted so it was all new to me. Horrible and fascinating. Excellent sense of time and place, some bravura performances and well-chosen music, and it had me on the edge of my seat several times.

The prince is usually transgender though.

I'm sure he would have made it to his birthday without the work of those two.

FFS. Show her this.

So it was you!

I think Peter Phillips and his wife are separated now. Don't know if that would make any difference. And would Fergie be welcome? Philip wasn't too keen on her as far as I remember. So yeah, there's some wiggle room, but there are probably some people more deserving than Harry and his crush.

Which one?

Some lovely photos here. This one's a cracker. I wonder what he said to her?

I wonder who it was that beat him to it?

I daresay Philip would agree with these complaints.

Fucking hell, I can't see the Queen being happy about that!

Not sure about it not being possible. He's chosen to hole up at Sandringham on his own in recent times rather than spend time with her. So you're right, she won't have those kind of regrets.