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I was about 10 ft away from Ronnie at one point on Friday night, and while he looks as cadaverous as ever he was running around like a spring lamb. Some excellent photos of him and the other wrinklies on this page, scroll down past the reviews.

Eh? Feeding the birds was always a popular pastime when I was a child, whether it was ducks on the pond, city pigeons or a bird table in the garden. Mind you, they tell us now that bread isn't very good for birds.

As Moses explains in the article linked by charon, Woody Allen is not in any sense her dad. Neither biological, adoptive, nor step. Mia was married to Andre Previn when she adopted Soon-Yi.

Damn, I hadn't visited Mumsnet for at least a couple of weeks. I was doing so well. Those threads that get picked up by the tabloids. How many do you reckon are actually started by tabloid hacks? Or even by Mumsnet staff for the publicity?

Dunno. Wiki says "Kaeli-Shea Farrow, later known as Quincy Maureen Farrow" so perhaps she chose it herself.

He'll have been trying to find LFN's old avatars.

The names she comes up with should constitute child abuse Think it's Quincy, actually.

Screaming red nuns

Nah, she's just lost a little weight which is understandable, she won't have been eating proper food for some time in hospital. And she has had her hair styled in a more flattering way.

Yep, makes sense.

So, just for your personal convenience then?

Yes - every time I see it I think she must have died.

I went to see the Eagles a few years ago and it was deadly dull. The only one with a spark in him was Joe, but he was worth the price of admission.

Mick Jagger made some reference to the Royal Wedding last night. The Stones then played "Brown Sugar".

Might it be because you are dead?

There are very affordable ways of seeing the Stones if you're prepared to take a chance on where you sit/stand.

I went to see the Rolling Stones last night. It was FUCKING FANTASTIC. I'm going again on Friday.

That would be something different today, wouldn't it?

Oh yes. I particularly used to enjoy a late-night unscripted chat show where the guests were provided with unlimited booze, wound up and let go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_Dark_(TV_series)

I like Sir Creep, except for the posts about obscure Americans, and when he's being a complete twat about things like Bessie Camm's local newspaper obit.

It's not shite - it's her local newspaper, you buffoon.

Exactly!

This is my worry. I do trust the MOT garage, have been going there for many years now, but it's unlikely that they could do the repair the same day as they are always busy. This does seem like a gift for unscrupulous garages. I won't bore you with my experience getting tyres from the company you referred to, but suffice to say I vowed never to darken their doors again.