Toast

Removing eyeliner.

I bought one of those the other day.

Amusingly I got an email from Richers today. (The big red words are how it appeared, not my emphasis) I have got the right TV, but it sounds like they thought I might have been given a more expensive one. I did go to the shop for it, although I could have ordered online and they do free delivery. I like Richers because they are a genuinely independent company, and customer service is important to them. They even pay for your parking costs if you incur any while visiting the shop! Get your money back from those Currys bastards, Lardy, and try Richer Sounds. There's one in Bath which would be closest for you. You can sometimes buy cheaper elsewhere, but they do give you an included 6 year warranty so no hidden costs. (oh, and I got a tenner knocked off the price in the shop for being a cheeky fucker)

One for my theme team.

The first one never comes out right. Or is that just me?

Never heard of him. That's my excuse for not picking him.

Er, "Stairway To Heaven" ?

Went to see British Sea Power tonight. Well worth seventeen quid.

D'Arcy is an established surname though. While I don't care for the habit of using surnames as forenames (middle name is OK) I'd let that go. Although if it's not a family name I'd think it pretentious.

Oh, I misread the thread title. Thought it said "General tetchy thread". As you were.

What, you mean they have to wait till the Pope dies?

I considered "Terabyte".

May not be worth it now.

I quite like Sequester. If I get another dog I might call him that.

I just bought a new telly. From Richer Sounds. Didn't even look at Currys. Good luck, Lardy. They'll be sorry they crossed you.

BBC4 is showing a repeat of this tomorrow, 10.30pm The Fall: The Wonderful and Frightening World of Mark E Smith Documentary exploring the history of the Fall, the enigmatic British post-punk band fronted by Mark E Smith, who died last month. Emerging from the Manchester punk scene during the late 1970s, the Fall underwent numerous style and line-up changes, with the only persistent member being frontman Smith, whose acerbic wit and biting lyricism became one of the band's few constant trademarks. Featuring footage of the group's last Peel Session, and contributions by Paul Morley, Tony Wilson, Stewart Lee and Franz Ferdinand.

You mean it was ? Sorry.

Only at festivals when he does a short set of predictables. Vienna, Fade To Grey, If I Was, etc.

The bus seemed to hit him one hell of a smack too, and after all that he just gets up and nonchalantly strolls into the Purple Turtle bar.

This is one tough dude. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191 (To clarify, it's the victim who's tough)

FTFY.

Depends whether any of the hacks have him in their DDP teams, I suppose.

That one just keeps on giving, doesn't it.

Whose idea was it to call it Ten Little Indians then? Or was that just a US title? <wanders off to Wikipedia> Well, that was interesting.