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Will the Theme Team League be updated any time soon? I respectfully ask because my team (Losing The Plot) still shows 4 hits, while Malcolm Young has just brought the score to 8.

I've only been in a Subway once. I found it terribly confusing. The sandwich (whatever it was I ended up with) was vile.

I see. I was misled by your reference to "freezing cold morning". You also mentioned all-weather. I'm pretty sure there is no all-weather track at Ascot, although there are a good number of all-weather gallops available to HM's horses in training of course.

I can't remember ever having seen you out on the gallops with Her Majesty, sir.

Yes, Marcus Armytage gives passing obits to relatively obscure people if there's a good anecdote in it and it's a slow week.

Yes, I have reservations about that one. Religious beliefs (or lack thereof) are not necessarily on record. It's a private matter for many people and as YW says, attitudes can change. I'm all for a music category though.

Awesome competition! Thanks to Biblio and congratulations to RA. Looking forward to seeing the new categories.

The fact that LFN is hung like an emaciated hamster means that it's not noticeable though.

That reminds me of the old favourite: How do you tell a stoat from a weasel? A weasel is weasely recognisable, but a stoat is stoatily different.

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Yeah, I always get him mixed up with Richie Valens, or however you spell it.

If there is a God, I shall be having a stern word with him about the design fault with our teeth. When we lose the first set we grow another, so why can't we regrow a lost tooth a second time?

Not the point. It becomes increasingly hard to see the artist you've come to see because of the forest of arms and hands holding up fucking phones.

It's one house which is part of a row of similar small houses, known as terraced houses. The shark is awesome. I wouldn't mind living near a house with a shark on the roof. https://goo.gl/maps/567h2pGDaT52

18 is the age of consent in Texas, where the incident occurred Irrelevant. A paedophile is attracted to pre-pubescent children, not nubile teenagers.

Lord Longford? I'm confused. Which Lord Longford do you mean?

Spotted this under another article: She was certainly forthright about this at the gig I was at - told a couple of people off mid-song.

Sadly nothing has changed since then... The report wasn't all negative though.

Stay ignorant then , I don't give a shiny shite.

No, he isn't. http://greggilbert.co.uk

He is also a very talented artist. Have you seen his drawings?

They'll never take me alive ......

*calling toastie, last call for Toast..... Sadly, poor grammar is endemic in what passes for journalism these days, so who knows? (Will this do?)