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Rumour has it he did.

Really. I thought it was quite an appropriate song for the site given the numerous references to death.

Another irritating American expression "panties in a bunch". Sooooo inferior to our own much snappier "knickers in a twist".

Patty Hearst. I could name a good few others, but never mind. Stephanie is certainly not "famous for being ill". She will be remembered by many people in the UK as this was quite a notorious case. I am sorry that she did not have a long happy life after all she went through.

Whoever wrote that seems completely oblivious of Jill's condition. I would only say that full-time care doesn't come cheap, so it's understandable if he wants to liquidate an asset.

I've tried a couple of his books, but don't get it. It all seems a bit juvenile and not as funny as I was led to believe, given his massive popularity. I've got the book he wrote with Gaiman on the shelf (charity shop buy) so will give that a go, as Gaiman can be very good. I haven't liked everything of his though, so not getting my hopes up too much.

I suspect it may be similar to Sir Creep's "rule" that death anniversaries may only be posted if the anniversary is a multiple of 5 years.

There is? Nobody ever told me about this unspoken rule.

Is this one of those British people that are only known by the British?

People who have lost all hope in life don't give a shit what they wear. That's another fact.

Frankie Dettori Princess Beatrice Jonathan Ross Gloria Gaynor Steven Van Zandt Donatella Versace

Good grief, have I really? I hope at least some of them have been useful or entertaining.

I assume "tractor-trailer" means something different in the USA.

Yeah, Oxford would do me. Not much to ask, really.

Is there no end to your twattishness?

Sudden Death? Scooby Doo? Sexual Deviant ?

Does that mean old people's home?

Do you know what paedophilia means? It means being sexually attracted to PRE-PUBESCENT CHILDREN. You are trivialising the word. Being attracted to post-pubertal teenagers is totally different, and is not unnatural. It is not paedophilia. Neither is having a much younger/older sexual partner, which is something that has been going on since time immemorial. The only people who might be "trying to make paedophilia a normal thing" are paedophiles themselves. If people insist on re-defining the term 'paedophilia' and change its meaning, what do we have left to describe the much more serious, unnatural and disturbing condition of being sexually attracted to PRE-PUBESCENT CHILDREN?

I wish the trains ran a bit later. I can't go to anything in Brum without staying overnight. Anyway this morning I managed to score a ticket for Robert Plant at the Royal Albert Hall.

Nobody said otherwise. What's your point? My point was that it is ridiculous to make insinuations of paedophilia when the female involved is 42 years old.

Why? She's clearly not a pre-pubescent child. She's a mature woman, they've been married for more than twenty years.

I only posted once. OK, twice now.