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Umm. Well, ignoring that take on feelings today, just here to say that it's not actually 'CUNTO' balsamic vinegar to the left of that vodka inexplicably wearing a 'beer cosy' Cool as that would have been. Maybe 'cunto' will be tomorrow's Wordle answer, just to screw with everyone apart from Deathlisters and Scots. A concentric venn diagram.

Baseball really shouldn't have a thread on a U.K based board imo. Wee lassies play this all the time without the padded costumes. Lets invent a game nobody else in the entire world thinks is worth doing and then declare ourselves world champions. Great job USA. Perfect. Anyways. Some baseball guy died yeah.

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, but I have been complimented on my grasp of English by... Americans. Wow, thanks. Imagine living in England, bouncing around Scotland and Ireland and speaking, umm, English all that time that I'd be so good at speaking this language!

A VCR / CD player from a house clearance. Give me fucking strength. We've Eminem living a half mile away. How is it going to work making friends with him now? 'Hey Marshall. Come here to party like it's 1989. Bring all your tapes' Diana's Funeral? Perfect!

I'm feeling very peaceful and optimistic (thank you Michigan legalising things) so this is what I imagine the next DL Con vibe would be as opposed to the all-out brawl you'd normally expect.

Well you could halve that if you <checks notes> go back in time and choose richer parents.

Exactly. Or straw edifices. The building blocks of death don't include natural materials / plants. Lego deaths?

According to Kirstie Allsopp, you should now be able to buy a house outright, so congratulations on your financial acumen!

FTFY People crying about wood houses should have listened to the Three Little Pigs story aged three and learned from it. This is absolutely hilarious. No lives lost. Golfing / rich / American wankers slightly putt-out. Tremendous.

"Irish musician" Who do the Irish Mirror think are reading Also is that a promise?

I was pointed to this by an outside source and I have to say it was the most boring argument with the most boringly-expressed invectives about the most boring subject I've ever seen online, ever. And aye, I have mostly fucked off to more amusing forums before anyone even starts. Can you (not 'we') kick it up a wee bit please? Turn the dial to "TQR"

Our favourite posh bird account has been taken down or some tweets deleted because I used to be able to read the whole thread but now it's just this discussion and dead links: https://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/263139-prince-andrew-bbc/&do=findComment&comment=14933814 Some quotes are still visible though. Hiya Iain! Hiya pal! "Even if he did do it i dont care.He is an important,poweful man.She is nothing! The judge wil side with the ruling class.His career will depend on it!

Absolutely gutted I'm not a mod the now. Oh wait. I couldn't change usernames anyways. Carry on Omicron is ripping through the US and I'm completely in favour of restrictions stopping them from gathering, or going to Ireland. Or Scotland. Or England. Forever.

Isn't this the Most Wonderful Time of the Year when you can change his name to Sir Cunt? @Paul Bearer @DevonDeathTrip I'm pretty sure last year's request is still valid for evermore and should last until Hogmanay / end of impending lochdown at the very least.

Amazing how not dated this is considering it was thirty plus years ago. We thought America might calm down and be fixed then, but it's a hundred times worse now.

Oh, just scroll past them, The Old Crem. I'm amazed there aren't more tattoo places in Ireland called ""Conas atá tú?"

Sackable offense imo.

Close call tonight lads, in California Pizza Kitchen (it is none of those things) playing what I would like to say was an atrocious cover of "Slade" but a more experienced music critic than me may have to explain why I'm horrified by all of them. Fled the scene before *that* song came on thankfully although I almost got run over looking the wrong way in the rain in the carpark. I was most expecting a giant doll to gun me down there for moving on "red light" before the place started the fateful jingle. Are the stats people keeping actual score? I might win this and I never come close to winning anything here!

Yet another one round the corner from me and I'm trying to sleep but I keep hearing gunfire. Can they not at least keep their obsession with firearms to school hours?

I'm actually a bit troubled by how many Basildonians are on here. I could understand the Scots with the dreich, and generally being dour, but we are becoming a majority. That can't be good, surely?

I'm really struggling to not call you a far-right loon tbh, just because you've given me such an open goal, but fair point. I get it. I should have put this dilemma to that wanker OP of the AMA thread, if he ever fucking comes back.

Congratulations and commiserations. I moved to a third world country to avoid it. It's going okay so far, but Walmart was playing "Wake Me Up" in September, so I might need to go another 4000 miles to dodge it and win.

Lol at legacy media. In America there are 6000 going over the southern border every day. They're USains getting affordable dental / healthcare in Mexico.

Is this prick ever going to answer our questions? I had a genuine corpse one!

Great replies My questions are A/ Where the fuck is my stuff? I have a tracking number which suggests it's been delivered to Tennefuckingsee. N/ do dead cuntos actually sit up sometimes and how do you deflate them?