Boudicca

Fuck you LFN. It was great to speak to you after so many years and knowing you would have stepped up to help. Priceless. And that c*** TQR too making me laugh the whole year. And SC whose love knows no bounds. And Harry Mac who sung starshine in the darkest days. They can all have a happy new year anaw with love from me and my Baby Yoda Sir Creep got me, and obviously has my everlasting gratitude.

That's really disappointing. I was counting on you to start an outbreak on the west coast.

A former moderator posted this once and it's still haunting me fifteen years on. I don't see why I should be the only one to suffer. You're welcome, and at least you're not trying to explain Jimmy Saville to an American.

The brass neck of 'Murca demanding negative covid tests for those flying back into their plague-ridden leprous wastelands. Sit the fuck down you utter clowns.

Aww... We'd get married by Deathray if he turned up with a licence at this point, seriously. Actually that would be really cool, can that be arranged?

That would be an ecumenical matter @msc and it's also more complicated than that. Besides, all the heathen wedding places are booked four months in advance due to people cancelling plans during the lochdown. I JUST need a (bribable) priest, who agrees that I've never actually been married in the eyes of God. Is that really too much to ask?

The Catholic Church can get in the bin again. I'm trying to get clarification on something and I'm being offered an e - intro to a priest. Wtf? I've met this boy, he's come up from Culloden to Invergordan for Mass. He's given me weird socially distanced Communion. E intro. Whit? I want to talk to him! GTF honestly, no bother, I'll get a Humanist.

I watched ten minutes and binned it despite being telt by streaming services that I should like it. I have very very few reliable sources who are able to predict what I'd like, and more importantly, what I wouldn't, and they are never wrong. That said, finding characters unlikeable and downright despicable is great if done deliberately. See "Succession" and "The Righteous Gemstones" which were both outstanding.

I don't want a television but I have finally given in and I'm watching The Mandalorian. (via someone else's Disney+ account obviously) It's okay really, and not a steaming pile of shite like every other new thing from the Star Wars franchise. People I know are whining about the CGI being rubbish, but I'm not watching on a big screen so I don't care, and also it looks more like the original trilogy this way. I'm still at the spaghetti western stage but it's supposed to get better. Grown men admitting to crying at the end of season two on Twitter swung it for me. That and it's The Baby Yoda Show I'm pretty tearful after paying £2.49 to show SC "The Snowman" but I forgot that the ending isn't exactly feelgood and now I'm having to explain how dark U.K TV can be again.

@Spade_Cooley are you wanting an apprentice?

Thank you MK for being the voice of reason as usual.

Thanks TQR, that's great. I'll match it myself. SC is going to do the same despite you barring him

You seem quite invested in this LFN (yes I know I encouraged you ) Can we go back to the planets now please? Looked utterly amazing. Like a spaceship or satellite. Bright as fuck. Who else saw it? @Cat O'Falk hope you did and thanks for the advice.

Well that went to shite quickly. It was actually a really wonderful thing to see. Genuinely sorry for the DLers who missed it

The "FTFY" merchants on this site are outright slacking imo.

It's people like you, msc, weegies, being all careless at the school gates and household mixing, I just know it. Prestwick is seriously funny though.

@Lard Bazaar, I think essential travel includes going home rather than just going out on holiday otherwise Sir Creep is in the U.K forever and nobody wants that Stornoway is lovely though. I'd be deploying the "in the midst of a global pandemic?!" excuse to stay, personally, which I have been using to avoid seeing other cuntos all year, but I assume she needs to get home and I hope she does. Should be fine, pal. Inverness airport all but closed until recently, mind, but there are B.A flights and some from easyJet and it's getting better. She might have to fly to Aberdeen INTERNATIONAL airport which really should get over itself. It's Aberdeen so not that special. Fingers crossed for her.

I typed a really long post with graphs but it's actually less bother to say you're correct.

So the Highlands and islands with practically zero cases are going from tier one almost no restrictions, to FOUR - the same as the central belt who are presumably cutting about licking each other. Get this to fuck. Should've shut the schools weeks ago and now I want the border closed and men with rocket launchers ** all along the lowlands. **and Webley service revolvers for good measure. I don't even care about me. I never go anywhere anyways, but this is utter shite for a lot of people, cheers Westminster, you absolute melts. /rant

Tweaked to Sir Cunto This is why the admin team are actually awesome. At times

Have you mislaid a suitor @Handrejka? Milk Tray ad wannabe is in the gaol. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/15/man-who-rode-jetski-from-scotland-to-isle-of-man-to-see-girlfriend-jailed-for-covid-breach

Nice to see Deathers still cutting about online. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsscotland/scots-church-worshippers-appalled-after-hackers-post-porn-and-satanic-images-in-zoom-meeting/ar-BB1avomL

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