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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    That's the best exegesis of that book ever, and you haven't even finished it. Kev is just a wee bit misguided. He almost certainly wouldn't be barred from here.
  2. Okay who wrote this? @Lord Fellatio Nelson https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/wanker-fixing-up-classic-car-20200831199982?format=amp
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Terrorism is never cool, kids. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way America.
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    The Dead of 2020

    Americans have adverts for spaghetti like you don't eat enough anyways? You are all seriously absolute mentalists.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I think we should all just repurpose the techy thread to fight in. Or there's the Chirac thread for utter insane ramblings. Is there is mod power button to quarantine certain posters in? There might be.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Should we have a "mate" thread just for personal abuse? Oh, no right, I started one about ten years ago and it's already pinned.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Mate... that's looking a wee bit unlikely. You are doing yourself no favours here.
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    Beer

    I've added the original lost tag to this thread and given you a like for that really manly beer glass.
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    Death In The Family

    My aunty Eilee. I'm sort of named for her in an Anglicised way. Stayed with her every summer in Cork and honestly can't believe she's gone. She was the last left. Every other cunto in Ireland fucked off to America. I'm going to have to stay with the gypsy ****** we don't talk about when I go over now. Eternal rest and perpetual light shine upon you Eilie. May you rest in peace.
  10. The use of "hun" on Mumsnet gets the hapless newbie rightly castigated and ostracised. That shite is for Netmums and is the calling card of morons. The use of "hun" on Scottish football forums gets you banned because sectarianism. I've been barred repeatedly from both (for more interesting reasons) so I'm the authority on this.
  11. I came up with "Lochdown" on SM before any Scotsman did. @Paul Bearer @msc etc
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    The Child Support Agency are really bored. They just sent me a text saying they are are operating a limited service in the wake of the global pandemic. You've been doing that for decades you utter fucking useless roasters.
  13. Accidentally knocked the sound off on YouTube and honestly thought my life was over forever. I had to be talked down from 600 miles away.
  14. your phone is obviously much more corporate minded than mine, Skinny. I'm truly amazed it didn't suggest a hilarious GIF.
  15. Wtf phone the other day. Pliers. Really? **Tigers obviously a wee bit understandable.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    I wish I could like that twice msc. I'm sorry. I'm still a wee bit delirious but that is pretty much what's going on. Thanks. In other news I've been doing permitted exercise hiding by a stream and someone (guess who) has suggested I try to cross it. Challenge accepted cunto! So "idiotic bored woman drowned in the highlands" that'll be me. Watch this space. And don't be even mentioning The Cant EVER. It's secret.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Countless times I've tried to teach my Dad how to use the internet but he didn't see the point because EastEnders. I bet he's regretting it now he's had a polis escort home AGAIN buying "magazines" from behind the counter at Mr. Patel's. ETA now according to absolutely crazed delirious XH in hospital I have destroyed the NHS, from 600 miles away! I'm actually really amazed at this alleged Superpower and thinking on which ... (Iain Duncan Smith you are first) which people or organisations to use on next.
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    Room 101

    Fewer, Deathray. And aye. You're basically right.
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    The Deathlist Kitchen

    What is your point? Are you making this? No. Anyways don't imperialists call it "tuna casserole" the absolute weirdos? Or post that thing you do with AUBERGINES, which are NOT EVER called eggplants except by barbarians. Or that pizza. I don't care. These are desperate times.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    My godmother is so bored she's kept me on the phone THREE HOURS and apparently this is all the fault of Oliver Cromwell.
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    Room 101

    Skinny's gifs are the best thing about Deathlist these days with Deathrays meltdowns running a close second. I am very sad because I lost something precious because I'm an absolute idiot so I'm launching myself into Room 101. It'll be interesting. Full of sharks and Ricky Gervais.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Some boy I first met from my Saturday job in 1987 has "reached out" to ask if I'm okay. I am determined to best this utterly bored desperate effort and track down my pal Carina, who I haven't seen or heard from since we were both five. I hope she's safe.
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    Room 101

    @Deathray if you ever return, I have obviously not made myself clear. My post ^^ is referring to my ex husband, who has never posted on Deathlist, although I know he reads it sometimes (to see which country I'm in mainly) Wrong. Ex. I absolutely agree it would be pretty hypocritical of me if the situation you imagined there was true. You'd be totally right in that case.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    If you can get the junk food. Harry Gow's Dream Rings aren't always available I don't think your BMI sounds over. I got absolute telt when mine got down to 16 but I'm likely smaller so about right I'd say. I know it sounds obvious but might you get exhausted enough to sleep semi upright perhaps? And keep with the fluids and the vitamin D (difficult if you can't go out, I know) We're twenty years too young to be interested in the medical issues of our friends, colleagues and acquaintances, but this is what this thing has done to us! And also can one of the admins please split this thread into notable victims and just non obitable Deathlisters etc please?
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