Dr Strangelove

No one is immortal (except perhaps Clive Dunn). So your hope is nonsensical. Perhaps you meant to say "I hope you all die soon". Still nice to get a ranter, who tries to avoid bad language.

Hello "the authority". I think you're the one that going to be got rid of, chum.

There's already a Ronnie Biggs Thread. Mod's please Merge/Purge this thread. [Your wish is my command - Teddy]

That's brilliant. Maybe she's a surreal genius after all.

Windsor just isn't a mod though (unless he's a secret alter-ego of one of them).

It's not his age that caused him to come under the DL microscope. Rather it's his wife's seeming taste for "Munchausen’s by proxy". However he hasn't been admitted to hospital for some time now, so most of us are assuming she's stopped beating him up.

On the subject of a different sort of punch. No Punch & Judy fun for Saddam

Brian Harvey (30 ish) will probably run himself over again. He was 31 yesterday. So not a very impressive innings if he does do himself in soon.

Are you having trouble with these two keys perchance?

Naturally, we have e-mail addresses for all our death list nominees so that we can regularly contact them to enquire after their state of health IIRC Norman Wisdom's agent wasn't very amused by DL related emails, is there anyone who doesn't mind?

Are you the Rock as well? Or just the new Kraut?

Look, why don't we just have a sticky/pinned "Ideas for improving Deathlist" thread. That way ideas would be collected together, and not tend to disappear out of view when new threads come along. Also Bruno could avoid reading it, if it annoys him so much.

Are you sure you didn't mean Quelle retard?

Are they the ones whose blood doesn't clot properly? No Jimmy Saville doesn't have any blood clotting problems.

I'd be more interested in news that he can never sing again.

He's 76 today, happy birthday Ronnie. Let's hope they check his cake for files/saws.

I don't think you've quite understood the rules, people who are famous only for reasons related to their death are excluded. Simple as that.

A bit late I know, but I think the news RKS has quit from Veritas finishes this thread quite nicely.

Are you sure? It's working okay here.

Not in a Michael Jackson style way I trust?

Fair enough, a year it is then. Roll on 2 August 2006.

I've been playing around on my computer and I've knocked up this - what do you think? Something to show all your neo-con buddies?

And maybe then some more? Seriously as it's going to be impossible to prove a negative, how about a six-month limit for Heath to be outed? After which we'll assume he was just asexual.

I believe his successor has ruled in all but name for years.

I hate to admit it but I find Cronkite sexy beyond any sense of the imagination. Mmmmmm! I'd gladly share an ice cream cone or a plate of potatoes with him. Perhaps it's the way his eyes twinkle or maybe the way he shuffles his mustache around while talking or may be it's just the fact that he is a wise and sensible man who can communicate in a sane and rational manner as opposed to Danny Rather who is a blathering ninny. Have you already forgotten how he stormed off the news (live mind you) becuase he was unhappy sharing an anchor desk with another? Or how about the tennis game interupting the news start? Cronkite never behaved in such an inappropriate and childish manner. ... I didn't know that, I generally only get to see the famous American "Anchors" late at night when CBS/ABC news reports are used as filler on SKY/BBC. I have to agree that Rather does sound like a bit of a prima donna.