Dr Strangelove

Yeah right! It's not like you've got an Agenda or anything. BTW, why didn't you use Cronkite's weasel card - you don't have a soft spot for him just cos he's old?

I'll happily eat my words if I'm proved wrong. I still can't understand why nothing has ever appeared in the papers. It's all just hearsay and innuendo at the moment. Do other Deathlisters think we should consider them to both be in "Schrödinger’s Closet" or are the allegations "Not proven" in the Scottish parlance?

That's only £25 a month you know, quite a bargain really.

And the crew.

It was I who suggested it publicly, though I'm sure I wasn't the first to think of it. Now I am getting close to being hoist by my own petard unless the mods are friendly enough to do a bit of goalpost-moving from time to time. In that post you just suggested he was sulking and that they think of "an appropriate" title for Josco. You didn't yourself suggest that particular unfortunate title.

Who though? Which your not going to answer, probably because your post was bullsh1t.

Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"? Surely that's not something to look forward to when you've notched up 800 posts?

Who though?

And now my .sig isn't feeling too well. regards, Hein I thought your modified sig was actually quite funny.

On the subject of the ongoing enmity between Mrs T. and sailor boy Ted, I saw an interesting article in yesterdays Evening Standard. (Itself based on an article in The Spectator.)

From yesterdays Metro; (Yes I do seem to find copies on the train) So there’re all relatively young and in good health, unless any develop major illnesses, it'll be several years before any will be viable candidates for Deathlist.

Not the most obvious location for a cookery/food show is it? So I've got to ask - is his agent trying to kill him off? Or is he a secret weapon in the hunt for Osama?

Perhaps he should be cremated with Napalm.

Can this be merged with this please? (Which accurately shows that just because one quiz presenter has died - another is not due to go.) (Isn't there a quiz show where repetition causes you lose?) [Topics merged - Teddy]

Look I hate to be pedantic but Kirk never said that. In one episode he says "Scotty, Beam me up" but that's as close as it gets. Along with many other things that have embedded themselves in popular culture such as "Dr Spock" (A confusion with the well known baby care expert) and the "Vulcan Death Grip", I think we have the proof that many people have simply never watched Star Trek. Actually I tried to reply to your post in the "other" forum, and was for a while royally confused.

Well, not on Deathlist but plenty in the "Real World". Tony Blair said he was a Giant or something. Even Mrs T said something nice (through gritted teeth I suspect).

NO, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

Well done you've mastered the Caps Lock, how about putting full stops at the end of sentences too? But he was locked up for a long time, and has thus paid any debt to society.

I think this guy has, (or he has an odd sense of humour). User481

Perhaps something along the lines of his "Who governs Britain?" gaffe before calling an election. (and then losing.) Seriously though Ted Heath's brief reign was before my time, so I've been reading the obits and stories with interest. The funniest thing I've found so far is that in the first budget of her Premiership Mrs T. put VAT on yachts.

Well what's the point of posting if you don't explain yourself, unless of course you like making little asides because you don't have an explanation. Clearly advanced use of irony there.

Is this why you always seem to be so angry Bruno?

If you haven't read them, (and neither have I, thank god!) then you probably won't know whichever minor character she's chosen. I would like to concur with all the DLer's slagging off JKR, making children read for once is no excuse for inflicting rubbish on the world.

Well, at least he's not a Jimmy Saville then ... Que? Bit late for an answer I know, but I suspect he's referring to rumours of JS necrophillia.

I suspect that this "highly informed" faker is also responsible for some other posts, like this one in the Ted Heath thread; Note the poor punctuation/capitialization. I can't locate the exact post at the moment but I recall a post a brief post about Patrick Moore's sexuality, showing the same fascination this poster has for Ted Heath's. Indeed that's what probably gives away this fake. Anyway a few notes for future "Ted Heath Death Fakers" Reuters starts with a capital letter. The EU was formed in 1992. With is not spelt wit. Married is not spelt marrierd. DONT PUT RANDOM PHRASES IN CAPITALS!