Dr Strangelove

Perhaps if at the same time we all concentrated very hard on the thought we could make her head explode by telekenisis (like the guy in scanners). Just a thought, if it works can we do Tony Blair next? Great, a troll dredging up an old and bizzare post by another troll. Just what we need around here. BTW haven't we had lots of posts along the lines of "if we all concentrate on X/Y/Z they could die etc..." can we stop it now please?

Once many years ago I was willing to be open minded on the possible existence of nessie, but then I read The Loch Nest Mystery Solved . This totally debunked it for me, and I've laughed at other people who waste their lives on a non-existent creature ever since.

Well after a quick google... 38 Colorado August 1, 1876 39 North Dakota November 2, 1889 40 South Dakota November 2, 1889 41 Montana November 8, 1889 42 Washington November 11, 1889 43 Idaho July 3, 1890 44 Wyoming July 10, 1890 45 Utah January 4, 1896 46 Oklahoma November 16, 1907 47 New Mexico January 6, 1912 48 Arizona February 14, 1912 49 Alaska January 3, 1959 50 Hawaii August 21, 1959 So you're locked in the 1870s mindset then Bruno?

I find this amusing, I'm not sure why.

Well maybe it has something to do with persuading you he's a secret agent so you'll give him all your money.

You don't happen to live near this guy then?

Well the 3 great sucesses of the Cuban Revoultion are Education, Medicine & Sports. The 3 greatest failures are Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. (And before the Cuban fanatics start ranting apparently Fidel himself likes to tell this joke.)

Dunno. On another subject is your sig "all your own work" or has it been improved by the phantom editor?

You obviously hate us so much you couldn't resist pounding the keyboard when you tried to type British. Anyway from the Wiki entry for Malta So now the best way of having "huge balls" against the British is to want to join the UK.

They are such a pair of retards, how do they keep getting given tv shows? Why can't they be next. I would imagine it's because they are both relatively young, and in reasonable health. Although by all means go on hoping for their demise, they have clearly offended you in some way. They certainly have, it's no massive surprise they went for Sven - what a typical example of there pseudo blokeyness. Just carry on pretending you didn't go to uni guys. Don't they realise that "New Lad" is just so 90s now.

Looking around RoyalBrownnose.com I found the following Really? An "Internet troll", obviously you have to specifically say internet otherwise your members might get confused with the "live under a bridge/look like Bill Bailey" type troll. And give a link too, incase anyone's still confused.

Not anymore, you've been merged sunshine.

According to Le Monde there is concern about how little information is being released about Chirac's health - not that he's going to croak soon, just that he's getting old.

They are such a pair of retards, how do they keep getting given tv shows? Why can't they be next.

No, just click on you name at the top (ie Logged in as: guesty) and then on your personal page click on "Find all posts by this member". You can then find which thread your posts have been moved to.

Trust me, trying to produce that extra .3 of a post each day is not easy.

Nope. Hardly anything has happened. No-one's died. No new members. No-one's posted anything for ages. No new moderators. No-one's been banned. No-one's had any death threats. No-one's threatened to shut us down. All pretty boring really. An excellent use of sarcasm there. So now we just need to get OMJ/The Terminator to return.

Me thinks Patrick doth protest too much. If you really were half way through deaths door, would you be so glib about it. Another DeathList miss, I fear. I certainly expect him to see out the year. However on the current edition of "The Sky at Night" they included an old piece made by Patrick several years ago, and it certainly helped for comparison purposes. He's deterated massively over time and his slurring of words makes me think he has had a stroke at some point. I now expect him to go next year.

And generally fame before illness too.

I remember seeing this - it was presented by Rosie Boycott and was quite interesting. As well as the mass hysteria over Diana it also covered the "grief tourists" who helpfully visited Soham after the murder's there. I think the main point was how fake grieving over people we don't personally know is, and how celebrities have such disproportionate importance in our lives.

Yes 5 days ago in near misses.

You don't have to be quite so honest about why your asking about his health. Just say you're a big fan and are wondering when is next book is coming out - and if his wife still beats him up (ohpps).

You and Jimmy Saville both then.

I'd go for apparaently not then.

Or a poor tailor... Or Dr Atkins in action?