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Dr Strangelove

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  1. Let's face it, it would be a major surprise if he wasn't found to be a paedo!

    So why's it only coming up now, and why in the past have the allegations of sexual misconduct been confined to him being overly familiar with his elderly relatives?

  2. This is such a shock I only saw Norman last week


    RIP Nlorman


    How was he looking?


    He looked good


    Is there a Madame Tussauds on the Isle of Man?



    No they could not afford it

    Oh a guessing game. I like these.


    Did you see him in a film Yvonne?

  3. Here's a question to ponder.


    How come every person that comes on here for a rant about something or other always claims to be dyslexic when their atrocious grammar and spelling is pointed out to them?


    And who gives a sh*t anyway?


    And what is it about dyslexia that prevents people from:


    1. Using capital letters at the beginning of sentences, and a period at the end.


    2. Cutting and pasting their message into Microsoft Word to make use of its "spell check" function.

  4. ...


    Wow, this is about as exciting as one of the end of episode one cliffhangers from the Batman 1960's TV series, when the Riddler et al had the Caped Crusader and Robin trapped in some fiendish and surely inescapable death device. Will our beloved hero make it or not? Tune in tomorrow, same DL time, same DL channel..


    Looking at the page history the changes were made by (not a good sign).


    The additional text was:



    On August 25th, 2008, West started to feel faint. His family, worried, sent for an abulance to pick him up. The abulance arrived and took him to an undisclosed medical facility. At 8:00 P.M on August 25th, officials at the Santa Monica Hospital announced that Mr. West had suffered a minor heart attack but is expected to recover fully. They announced that West would stay over night at the hospital while he underwent testing. During his sleep that night, at appriximatley 4:00 A.M, West had another heart attack, this one killing him instantly.



    At the time of his death, Adam was working on another episode of Family Guy which will be completed and dedicated to him, that show's creator, Seth MacFarlene has said.


    (Note hilarious spelling of 'abulance' and 'appriximatley')


    Doing a google search for "Santa Monica Hospital Adam West" produces nothing on any announcement that Batman was staying overnight.


    This is an obvious and amateurish example of wikipedia vandalism.

  5. I've recently recieved the following email which I though I should share with you all:


    From: [Redacted]

    To: [Redacted]



    There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.


    Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.


    Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.


    A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.


    Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.


    Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.


    Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.


    There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.


    Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.


    Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.


    Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.


    Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.




    Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

  6. I live near a town called Corby. Some how i feel this is not relevant, however telling you all i'm sure will make me sleep better this evening!!


    Are you sure you don't actually sleep in the room next to Schapelle perchance?

  7. even wheelchair bound and frail GV should not be on the list for a few years yet.


    When he appeared on the BBC's Hardtalk he had both a wheelchair ...and a walking stick.


    Maybe he uses it to hit people with.

  8. But didn't they all get shot dead within the space of about 30 seconds, after surviving everything the Universe could throw at them for æons?


    Try reading the article you linked to...

    A new remake of sci-fi series Blake's 7 could soon return to television screens, Sky One has revealed.

  9. .... Had a library of tens of thousands of tomes, apparently.



    Edit: Just watching that idiot Henry Kelly talking about him on BBC Breakfast. Apparently, Beadle was indeed a "true bilblophile" [sic] and once bought two carloads of books [without looking at what they were] from a man in "Alexander Palace". If only Kelly had gone instead...


    I believe it was the Victor Lewis-Smith who once cruelly commented that Beadle owning thousands of books, was like Stephen Hawking having a massive collection of Nike trainers.

  10. [Maryportfuncity, plastic bullets were in the possession of the security forces, not civilians/children. They were a crowd control measure and supposed to be used by bouncing them off the ground from distance to hit the lower body region. Unfortunately on many occassions their aim was a bit high. There is footage of civilians being fired at from blank range at head height. Both sides of the community were killed by these plastic bullets. The British government saw fit to use them here but never did on mainland Britian.



    Great site by the way!

    I suspect Maryportfuncity knows that (as do most of us), and was just doing a "Lynne Truss" on your earlier comment.


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